Les Aventures de Jack Burton dans les griffes du Mandarin (1986)

Partager la citation sur facebook I'm not saying I've been everywhere and I've done everything. But I do know this is a pretty amazing planet we live on here. And a man would have to be some kind of fool to think we're all alone in this universe.

Partager la citation sur facebook Like I told my last wife, I says,"Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it's all in the reflexes."

Partager la citation sur facebook Just remember what old Jack Burton does when the earth quakes and the poison arrows fall from the sky and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right in the eye and says "Give me your best shot. I can take it."

Partager la citation sur facebook When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye, and asks you if you paid your dues; you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have you paid your dues, Jack? Yes, sir, the check is in the mail."

Partager la citation sur facebook Which Lo Pan? Little ol’ basketcase on wheels, or the ten-foot-tall roadblock?!

Partager la citation sur facebook Would you stop rubbing your body up against mine? Because I can’t concentrate when you do that...

Partager la citation sur facebook What does that mean? huh? ‘China is here?’ I don’t even know what the hell that means! All I know is this Lo Pan character comes from out of thin air in the middle of a goddamned alley, while his buddies are flying around on wires, cutting everybody to shreds...and he just stands there, waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him?! With LIGHT coming out of his mouth?!

Partager la citation sur facebook Look, I'm going to tell you about an accident and I don't wanna hear "act of God," okay?

Partager la citation sur facebook Sit tight, hold the fort, keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn...call the president.

Partager la citation sur facebook Where'd you get that?

Partager la citation sur facebook Everybody relax, I'm here.

Partager la citation sur facebook Ol' Jack always says...what the hell?

Partager la citation sur facebook Mr Burton, if you have an influence over your youthful friend, you'd better exert it now! Otherwise, I will have both of you rowed off to the hell where people are skinned alive! It's that simple, understand?!

Partager la citation sur facebook This place is my tomb. I'm buried here. A young man, a king, a warrior, is entombed in this old man's crippled body. And all I need is a woman, Mr Burton, a special kind of woman with dragon-green eyes, to make me whole and young again, so that I may rule the universe from beyond this grave!

Partager la citation sur facebook There are always others, are there not? You seem to be one who knows the difficulties between men and women, how seldom it works out. And yet we all keep trying, like fools!

Partager la citation sur facebook Who are these people? Friends of yours, huh?! Now this really pisses me off to no end!

Partager la citation sur facebook [inspecting a knife that Jack has thrown at him] It's a good knife. Goodbye, Mr. Burton. [throws it back at him, only for Jack to catch it and throw it back into his forehead]

Partager la citation sur facebook Wang Chi: Here's to the Army and Navy and the battles they have won; here's to America's colors, the colors that never run.
Jack Burton: May the wings of liberty never lose a feather.

Partager la citation sur facebook Jack Burton: Ah, you know what ol' Jack Burton says at a time like this?
Thunder: Who?
Jack Burton: Jack Burton! Me!

Partager la citation sur facebook Jack Burton: My truck! Son of a bitch must pay!

Partager la citation sur facebook Jack Burton: [pointing to Chinese writing in an elevator] What does that say?
Wang: Hell of Boiling Oil.
Jack Burton: You're kidding.
Wang: Yeah, I am. It says "Keep Out."

Partager la citation sur facebook Jack Burton: I don't get this at all. I thought Lo Pan—
David Lo Pan: Shut up, Mr. Burton! You were not brought upon this world to get it!

Partager la citation sur facebook Egg Shen: Can see things no one else can see. Do things no one else can do.
Jack Burton: Real things?
Egg Shen: As real as Lo Pan!
Jack Burton: Hey, what more can a guy ask for?
Egg Shen: Oh, a six-demon bag!
Jack Burton: Terrific, a six-demon bag. Sensational. What's in it, Egg?
Egg Shen: Wind, fire, all that kind of thing!

Partager la citation sur facebook Margo: Oh come on, Jack. (points at the knife he is cleaning) You're not a one man army!
Jack: I know but still. You're staying top-side with Eddie and Uncle Chu!
Margo: (points to where Eddie is sitting) Eddie? But he...
Jack: I know. He has a crush on ya!

Partager la citation sur facebook Gracie: (Jack's truck starts) What was that?
Jack: 6.9 on the Richter scale!

Partager la citation sur facebook Some people pick the darnedest places to start a fight!

Partager la citation sur facebook Adventure doesn't come any bigger!

Partager la citation sur facebook Try to find big reason before you visit world of magic...

Partager la citation sur facebook Jack Burton's in for some serious trouble and you're in for some serious fun.

Partager la citation sur facebook A Mystical, Action, Adventure, Comedy, Kung Fu, Monster, Ghost Story!

Partager la citation sur facebook [from trailer] They told him to go to Hell - and that's just where he's going!

Partager la citation sur facebook [from trailer] Jack Burton's coming to rescue your summer!