Les Allumés de Beverly Hills (1993)

Partager la citation sur facebook Elly May: Why do you reckon why they got two sets of stairs?
Jethro: Shoot, that's easy! One's for going up, the other's for coming down!
Elly May: [thinks] Oh!

Partager la citation sur facebook Jed Clampett: I reckon you done what you done because you didn't know we was who we was. And if we hadn't been who we was, we'd have still been much obliged for you to have done what you done.

Partager la citation sur facebook Granny: Elly May, don't spit from a moving vehicle! Wait till it stops.

Partager la citation sur facebook Woodrow Tyler: She's got crap on her boots!

Partager la citation sur facebook Elly May: I just wanna be who I am. And I ain't goin' to no France!

Partager la citation sur facebook Elly May: Look! They's a-playin' 'Kick the Can'!

Partager la citation sur facebook ["explaining" bowling to their pet chimp Spanky]
Jethro: I finally figured this game out, Spanky. You take this ball and put it in this here gully. It rolls down yonder, then you hurl yourself down this slippery gully, and see how many of them there snake-bashin' clubs you can knock down before the ball gets there.
Laura Jackson: [to herself] What a stupid idiot.
Jed Clampett: Did you say something, ma'am?
Laura Jackson: [as Laurette Voleur] What a stupendous... intellect!
Jethro: That's 'cause I graduated in the sixth grade, ma'am! Only took three years! [holds up four fingers]

Partager la citation sur facebook Mr. Drysdale: Son, what do you do?
Jethro: Don't know! What do you do?
Mr. Drysdale: I'm just president of a bank.
Jethro: Wow! Uncle Jed, can I be a president too?
Jed Clampett: Now Jethro. That's a mighty disrespectful thing to say to Mr. Drysdale.
Mr. Drysdale: [dismissive] No...
Jed Clampett: Ask him if you can be vice president.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Jethro and Cousin Pearl are driving in the truck to Jed's place]
Cousin Pearl: Jethro?
Jethro: Yes, Ma?
Cousin Pearl: Did you fix those old bare-as-bones brakes like I told you?
Jethro: 'Course. I pulled them off yesterday! The new are coming in the mail next week!

Partager la citation sur facebook [the Clampetts are being flipped off by an irate motorist]
Jed Clampett: Jethro? Why do you think that fellow's pointing at us?
Jethro: I reckon that's the way they wave howdy in Californy!.

Partager la citation sur facebook Upscale neighborhood, Down-home heart.

Partager la citation sur facebook The day they moved in... Beverly Hills moved out.