Le Clochard de Beverly Hills (1986)

Partager la citation sur facebook Dave: You could have pissed right here!
Barbara: Dave, he did! He pissed all over the joint.

Partager la citation sur facebook Dr. Von Zimmer: Has there been some recent change in living arrangements?
Barbara: [flatly] We have a houseguest.
Dr. Von Zimmer: Oh.

Partager la citation sur facebook Dr. Von Zimmer: How long are you staying?
Dave: He's staying as long as he likes. And if the doggy dosen't like it, then they doggy can find other living arrangements.

Partager la citation sur facebook Dave: Would you like some wine, Al?
Al: No, thank you. This is one of my non-drinking days.

Partager la citation sur facebook Dave: Got a license?
Jerry: Yeah.
Dave: [hands him the keys] You drive.
Jerry: Okay. Where to?
Dave: I don't know. Some days you just want to go, you know?
Jerry: Okay, let's hit the beach. I got some friends down there.
Dave: The beach?

Partager la citation sur facebook Dave: Who's going to run my business? Who's going to pay my bills? Who's...
Jerry: [interrupting] You got enough money to last *ten* lifetimes!
Dave: [laughs heartily] Yeah... maybe *I* ought to become a bum. No job, no responsibilities...
Jerry: [snorts] You wouldn't last five minutes.
Dave: You think so? Let's hit the beach, buddy. Pronto!

Partager la citation sur facebook Dave: Hey. You, uh. Haven't said anything about the car.
Jenny: It's nice.
Dave: Yeah? You don't think it's, uh... too Beverly Hills?
Jenny: Daddy, you work very hard for your money. You don't have to justify anything.
Dave: I know. It's just that, you know... maybe I'm feeling a little guilty.
Jenny: Guilt sucks.

Partager la citation sur facebook Dave: Max, I think it's time you stopped all this screwing around and started to learn the hanger business.
Max: I don't like hangers.
Dave: You don't like hangers? It's hangers that clothe you, and it's hangers that feed you!

Partager la citation sur facebook Dave: [Barb is visibly smashed] Hey, Barb?
Barbara: Mmmmmm?
Dave: I thought we weren't going to drink anymore.
Barbara: Well, Dave. Yeah, it's true. I *am* a vegetarian. But I hear... that vodka... comes from a potato!

Partager la citation sur facebook Dave: I ate garbarge last night, Barbara... and I *loved* it!

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