Last Action Hero (1993)

Partager la citation sur facebook Silent but deadly.

Partager la citation sur facebook No sequel for you...

Partager la citation sur facebook Gee, did you make a movie mistake? You forgot to reload the damn gun!

Partager la citation sur facebook Iced that guy...to cone a phrase.

Partager la citation sur facebook Hey, you want to be a farmer? Here's a couple of acres!

Partager la citation sur facebook Put a sock in it! I don't care who does what to your Hershey highway. And stop shouting, I'm not deaf! You know why you are shouting? Because it's in the script. You're the comic relief. Yes. And you know what else? I am the hero. SO SHUT UP!

Partager la citation sur facebook [To Danny Madigan] I should tell you that I have killed people smarter and younger than you.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Directly to the audience] If God were a villain - he'd be me.

Partager la citation sur facebook [After shooting a pedestrian dead] HELLO!? I've just shot somebody and I did it on purpose!

Partager la citation sur facebook Tough Asian Man: May I help you?
Jack: Yes. Could I speak to the drug dealer of the house, please?
Tough Asian Man: I beg your pardon?
Jack: It's a beautiful day and we're out killing drug dealers. Are there any in the house?
[The Tough Asian Man closes the house door]

Partager la citation sur facebook Benedict: I understand you are interested in drug dealers.
Jack: Yes.
Danny: [whispering] Jack, that's him, the henchman with the glass eye.
Jack: Sir, are you a henchman?
Benedict: No, I only go as far as lackey. Anything else?
Jack: Yeah, take off your sunglasses.
Benedict: Who's asking?
Jack: [shows police badge] The Tin Man.
Benedict: Well, Tin Man, suppose you hit the bricks.
Jack: Nah, they're the wrong color.
Benedict: Are they? Oh dear, by all means let's change them. Would arterial red suit you? [motions behind them, they turn to see guard dogs] Make no mistake, they are exceptionally well-trained. [snaps fingers, the dogs form in a pyramid] I snap my fingers again and sometime tomorrow, you emerge from several canine recta. Or you and Toto can go back to the land of Oz. Questions?
Jack: Yeah... two of them. [casually lights cigar] Why am I wasting my time on a dimestore putz like you, when I could be doing something more dangerous... like rearranging my sock drawers? And two - how exactly are you going to snap your fingers, after I rip off both of your thumbs?
[Benedict's guard dogs whimper]
Benedict: [pausing before revealing smiley-face glass eye] Have a nice day.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Benedict has drawn his revolver on his own boss after Slater thwarts his plans again]
Vivaldi: What is this, Benedict? First you're my friend, now you turn a... [makes twirling motion with finger] 360 on me?!
Benedict: 180, you stupid spaghetti-slurping cretin! 180! If I did a 360, I'd go completely around and end up back where I started.
Vivaldi: [confused] ...What?
Benedict: Trust me. [shoots Vivaldi]

Partager la citation sur facebook Ripper: Hey, Jack. What kept you?
Jack: Are you alright, Danny?
Danny: Yes, sir.
Ripper: You know, I tried to change, Jack. I really tried to do what he told me. But I kept hearing that old music. That's how I knew you'd come, Jack. Now lose the piece.
Jack: [throws gun away] There, now it's between you and me. Let the boy go.
Ripper: Now we've played this number before haven't we, Jack? Let's see, what comes next.... You throw the gun away. Right, we did that part... [lays down axe] Then, you tell me to let the kid go... Ah, I'm getting bored, why don't we just skip to the end? [tosses Danny off the building]

Partager la citation sur facebook He's mean . . . And he'll blast through your screen! [DVD cover]

Partager la citation sur facebook Did Someone Say Action? [Theatrical]

Partager la citation sur facebook The big ticket for '93.

Partager la citation sur facebook A great classic comes to the screen.

Partager la citation sur facebook This isn't the movies anymore.

Partager la citation sur facebook Austin O'Brien - Danny Madigan

Partager la citation sur facebook Charles Dance - Benedict

Partager la citation sur facebook Bridgette Wilson - Whitney Slater

Partager la citation sur facebook Mercedes Ruehl - Irene Madigan

Partager la citation sur facebook F. Murray Abraham - John Practice

Partager la citation sur facebook Tom Noonan - Ripper/Hmself

Partager la citation sur facebook Ryan Todd - Andrew Slater

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