La Ferme en folie (2006)

Partager la citation sur facebook Put the chick down, Dag!

Partager la citation sur facebook HEY!!! [Lord of the Hoof horses stopped dancing, one goes off the stage] Have you all lost your mind?! It's daylight! The farmer's gonna be back! This is SO off limits!

Partager la citation sur facebook [after seeing the farmer come in after dancing with Wild Mike on stage] Uh, moo?

Partager la citation sur facebook [After pushing Snotty Boy off his bed] That's called boy tipping! HA-HA-HA!!!

Partager la citation sur facebook [After Miles kicks the farmer the third time] Will you... stop... doing... that?! [Miles: Well, unless you get him a blindfold, I'm gonna kick him.] Okay, let's go.

Partager la citation sur facebook Pip the Mouse: I got a pulse. Wheeee!

Partager la citation sur facebook Freddy the Ferret: Yeah, hi. Hey, there. Having a good day? So, uh, this was Otis' idea?
Peck the Rooster: Oh, yeah. We're like the second line of defense. We see or hear anything suspicious, and I just signal Otis with a crow. Oh, oh. And I've really been working on it. Listen. [he clears his throat, then crows weakly for much longer, then squeaks] Well, you you know, in the moment, it'll be strong. But for now, we just stand watch.
Freddy: Yeah, watch.

Partager la citation sur facebook Ben: Otis, a strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others.

Partager la citation sur facebook Dag the Coyote: See you around. [laughs] Get it, "round"? You're fat.

Partager la citation sur facebook Otis: Chicken farm!
Pip: Oh, I get it. We can't yell "tree" or "rock", but you get to yell "chicken farm".

Partager la citation sur facebook Pizza Delivery Guy: Dude, I got an arm!

Partager la citation sur facebook Mrs. Beady: Randall, there is a cow outside.
Mr. Beady: This is a cow farm. You're going to find cows outside.

Partager la citation sur facebook Otis: That's what you call boy tipping!

Partager la citation sur facebook Mrs. Beady: Nathan Randall the third, I am not crazy. I am medicated for a chemical imbalance. Don't you sit there and think that I am crazy.

Partager la citation sur facebook Ben: Grey market goods. As if I needed to say it again, the purchase of human articles from the gopher underground is strictly prohibited.
Otis: [Otis cellphone] Hello, motto!
[start to play the Motorola tune, Otis coyly answers]
Gopher: Hey, Otis! [giggles] Listen, I think your Nikes are...
Otis: [whispering] Yeah. This, really isn't the best time...

Partager la citation sur facebook Daisy: ["feels" her stomach] Oh, my... I think, the baby's coming!
Otis: WHAT?!
Daisy: [giggles] I made you jump.
Otis: Oh, thank you. Very much. I swallowed my cud!
Daisy: [laughs, then looks up at the stars] It's so... beautiful...
Otis: My cud?

Partager la citation sur facebook Pig: [watching Daisy giving birth] Man, that looks like it hurts.
Duke: Oh, that's very profound, "Insight Man".
Pig: Well, excuse me for being a pig!

Partager la citation sur facebook Vision Freddy: Come and get it! [dings the triangle]

Partager la citation sur facebook [Otis and the Jersey Cows are driving recklessly in a car]
Eddy: Put crowns on our heads, cause we are the kings! [turns on the radio, the song "You Got to Move" plays. The cows start banging their heads, Eddy honks the car horn]
Cows: [singing] You got to MOO!
You got to MOO!
You got to MOO!
You got to MOO!

Partager la citation sur facebook Ben: Put the hen down, Dag!
Dag the Coyote: Sure Ben. Whatever you say. Were just doing a little courting, that's all! You know how much we like the hens! [laughs evilly]

Partager la citation sur facebook Pip: [jumps on a coyote's back] Yoo hoo! [Coyote growls] You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to go right in your ear! [jumps in the coyote's ear]
Coyote: [screams] There's a mouse in my ear, there's a mouse in my ear!

Partager la citation sur facebook Dag: Well, look at the hero! You thought you could come into my den! Now, why don't you lay there and watch while we eat your friends! [laughs evilly]

Partager la citation sur facebook Otis: Remember me? I'm Ben's kid. [threatens to punch Dag. Dag starts to quiver, and Otis does not punch him, but gets in his face] Never... come... back. [Dag whimpers while nodding his head. Otis drops Dag] Pip?
Pip: Eh, better go with the iron.
[Otis takes a iron golf club and whacks Dag with it. Dag goes flying out of the junkyard while howling]

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