La Bande à Picsou, le film : Le Trésor de la lampe perdue (1990)

Partager la citation sur facebook Is there a doctor in the pyramid?

Partager la citation sur facebook Whoever said money cannot buy peace of mind must have had the brains of a garbanzo bean!

Partager la citation sur facebook Poor nosey!

Partager la citation sur facebook Master, all this flip-flapping-- maybe we take the bus back?

Partager la citation sur facebook Everything smells more delicious when you're rich - even me!

Partager la citation sur facebook (after Merlock and Dijon double-cross them) D'oh! I knew that rat's prices were too good to be true!

Partager la citation sur facebook (after Mrs. Beakley swears there was a baby elephant in the library) Mrs. Beakley, is this a ploy to get some vacation time?

Partager la citation sur facebook You maniac! Return the bin before I stuff that lamp down your throat!

Partager la citation sur facebook (trying to catch his top hat, landed on top of the living toys) Since when does a hat have a mind of its own?

Partager la citation sur facebook Heavenly heather! The genie in the magic lamp! The fortunes I could own! I could have the world's biggest diamond! No! The world's biggest diamond mine! No-no! All the diamond mines! No! The entire mining industry! Yes, yes, yes...! I can see that this is going to take some careful thought.

Partager la citation sur facebook Don't bother landing! I don't have time for any more disasters!

Partager la citation sur facebook (being arrested by his own bin's security guards) Well, you can forget about this year's Christmas bonus!

Partager la citation sur facebook Either the water's getting higher, or the roof is getting lower!

Partager la citation sur facebook I've got the bin at 12:00 high, Mr. McD! Give or take 10 minutes.

Partager la citation sur facebook Finally, room to stretch! My foot's been asleep for six centuries.

Partager la citation sur facebook Whoo, cold food closet! Where do you hang the chickens?

Partager la citation sur facebook (fighting with an egg beater) Back! Back, you foul egg!

Partager la citation sur facebook Not the lamp! Put me in a doghouse! A madhouse! Even a house of pancakes! ANYWHERE BUT THE LAMP!

Partager la citation sur facebook (after turning Webby's stuffed animals into living beings) Eh, eh, eh, cookies, anyone? Whoa! Feeding frenzy!

Partager la citation sur facebook (changed into a real boy) Now I can do all the things real boys do - run through fields! Play catch! Roll over! Wait, that's a dog.

Partager la citation sur facebook (as the toy inside Scrooge's hat zips around, taking Scrooge with it) Hold onto your hat, sir!

Partager la citation sur facebook (attacking the transformed Merlock) Oh, eeyuck! I hate rats!

Partager la citation sur facebook If there's anything I hate more than elephants in the house, it's rats! Here ratty, ratty, come to nanny... (sees the living toys coming her way) Ahhhh! This isn't a house, it's a zoo!

Partager la citation sur facebook Launchpad: Please put your seats back in the upright positions.
Scrooge: Just put the plane in an upright position!

Partager la citation sur facebook Scrooge: Ah, nothing but old robes. 40 years of searching, and I end up with Collie Baba's dirty laundry!
Webby: Well, at least the box is pretty, Uncle Scrooge.

Partager la citation sur facebook Scrooge: According to the map, the Cave of Collie Baba should be right here, under the gaze of Mount Badude.
Louie: Uh, I don't see anything, Unca Scrooge.
Dewey: Not even a mirage.
Launchpad: Maybe we took a wrong turn at that last sand dune.

Partager la citation sur facebook Scrooge: (after Launchpad's camel trips over a pyramid tip) Launchpad! Can't you even ride a camel without crashing it?
Launchpad: It's not my fault. Humpy here just had a great fall. He must have hit this lousy rock.

Partager la citation sur facebook Dewey: Think we'll see a mummy?
Dijon: That reminds me - my mummy's expecting me; it's time for my nap.

Partager la citation sur facebook Louie: Where ya gonna keep all this treasure, Unca Scrooge?
Scrooge: Oh, I won't keep it all, Louie. Most of these artifacts will go to museums.
Huey: That doesn't sound like Unca Scrooge.
Scrooge: That way, I can enjoy a hefty tax break!
Huey: That does!

Partager la citation sur facebook Launchpad: Forward, ho! (they crash into the wall) Reverse, ho!
Scrooge: If you don't stop crashing, I'll give you the heave ho!

Partager la citation sur facebook Merlock: They have vanished!
Dijon: B-but how?
Merlock: With the lamp, you fool! And you help me get it back! (dangles Dijon over the giant scorpions) Or their sting will seem like a tickle compared with mine!

Partager la citation sur facebook Scrooge: I canna work, Mrs. Featherby. I'm going home!
Mrs. Featherby: But what about your lunch?
Scrooge: Sell it!

Partager la citation sur facebook Webby: As soon as I'm done polishing my tea pot, we can have a tea party with all my dollies!
Huey: Thanks for the warning.

Partager la citation sur facebook Genie: (seeing a globe) Hey, what's this? A baseball? A bowling ball? Cinderella's ball?
Huey: It's a globe of the earth.
Genie: Get out! You mean the world isn't flat? I must have missed that part.
Louie: Boy, he has been in that lamp a long time.

Partager la citation sur facebook Huey: Wait a second! What about our wishes?
Genie: Wishes? Do I look like a birthday cake?
Louie: Aw, c'mon, you can't fool us! A Genie's supposed to grant wishes.
Webby: Yeah! Three wishes for every master.
Genie: Oh, darn! Everybody remembers that part.

Partager la citation sur facebook Louie: I'll have the first wish! I'm gonna wish for a million wishes!
Genie: Get serious! That never works.

Partager la citation sur facebook Huey: Uh-oh! It's our nanny!
Louie: Hurry! Hide the elephant!
Dewey: Oh yeah, like where?

Partager la citation sur facebook Nephews: (sweetly) Hellooooooo, Unca Scrooge.
Webby: (sweetly) Hellooooooo, Unca Scrooge.
Scrooge: Don't you "Hellooooooo" me!

Partager la citation sur facebook Huey: What else should we wish for?
Dewey: How about a small speedboat?
Genie: Oh, sure. You want that with or without an ocean?
Dewey: A little much, huh?
Genie: Well, just a tad.

Partager la citation sur facebook Huey: I wish for the world's biggest ice cream sundae. Uh, but not too big.
Genie: Ice cream sundae, come on down!
(Ice cream and whipped cream fall from the sky and land in the kiddie pool, but a giant cherry lands on Huey's head.)
Genie: Hmmm... gotta watch out for that wind shear.

Partager la citation sur facebook Mrs. Beakley: Oh, dear. No sign of them yet. Should I call the police?
Scrooge: Aye - to hold me down when those rascals get home! This time, they'll be grounded for a month! No video games, no television, and no more friends...!
(Huey whispers something to Genie, who zaps Scrooge)
Scrooge: ...spending the night?
Kids: We're back!
Mrs. Beakley: Children, I think your uncle has something to say to you.
Scrooge: (stern) Aye... (loving) Welcome home! Can I get you and Gene anything? Cookies? Milk? Ice cream?
Huey: Uh, no thanks, Unca Scrooge. We're kinda full.
Webby: And sleepy.
Scrooge: That's because it's past your bedtime! Now scoot along, me wee ones.
Huey, Dewey, Louie, & Webby: Good night, Unca Scrooge!
Genie: Nighty-night.
Scrooge: Sleep tight!
Duckworth: (deadpan) That's telling them, sir.

Partager la citation sur facebook Louie: But why are you worried about? He used up his wishes.
Genie: That's just it. Merlock has unlimited wishes because he has a magic talisman! It's what gives him all his powers. And when he puts it on the lamp, he gets as many wishes as he wants! Now do you see why I'm a little jumpy? (sobbing)
Louie: Well, maybe we should wish for the Talisman.
Genie: No, that's the one wish I can't do. You'd have to steal it from him yourself, and good luck!
Dewey: But, don't worry about that mean old master now.
Louie: Yeah, he has no idea you're with us, and that's the way it's gonna stay.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Merlock, as a vulture, flies over Scrooge's estate carrying Dijon]
Dijon: There it is, Merlock, there it is! You can drop me off anywhere along here... (Merlock flies over a briar patch) B-but not there! Not there! Ahhhh! (Merlock drops him in the briar patch) Ow! That is going to leave a nasty mark!
Merlock: (turns back into his regular form) Are you certain this is where Scrooge lives?
Dijon: This time, I am very sure... I think.
Merlock: Then we begin our search...
Dijon: (climbing out of briar patch) In light? But I am not a popular favorite in that house. Scrooge find me, he kill me!
Merlock: (knocks Dijon back into the briar patch) Then stay behind if you wish! I'll try very hard to remember you at reward time.

Partager la citation sur facebook Scrooge: I told you, I'm not going to the ball!
Duckworth: But sir, I've already arranged for Launchpad to take you to the society's mountain lodge.
Scrooge: So cancel Launchpad! I'll not only save face, but my life as well.

Partager la citation sur facebook Genie: Wish them back, please!
Webby: I can't; that was my last wish!
Genie: Oh, I wish you hadn't have said that.

Partager la citation sur facebook Duckworth: Oh dear, Launchpad isn't answering. He must be on his way. Won't you go, sir?
Scrooge: Aye, to work! Tell Launchpad he can take you to the ball.

Partager la citation sur facebook Scrooge: Blow me bagpipes! He's a genie!
Mrs. Beakley: Does his mother know about this?

Partager la citation sur facebook Duckworth: It's your ride, sir. Or should I say, my ride?
Scrooge: Are you Kiddin? I wouldn't this party for all the scones in Scotland.
Duckworth: But the treasure.
Scrooge: Aye, the treasure.

Partager la citation sur facebook Genie: Music, food, guacamole! It's a party! Ha ha! Gotta boogie! Gotta bingo! I gotta get out of this lamp. Oh, please, please, please.
Scrooge: Can you keep quiet at all?
Genie: If you let me out, I'll be as quiet as a mouse, and just as small.
Scrooge: Oh, all right, all right. (lets Genie out)
Genie: Hey, look at us! A couple of single guys out on the town.
Scrooge: Guess again. (puts Genie in a shrub)
Genie: Hey!
Scrooge: You can watch the ball from here. Otherwise, you go back in the lamp.
Genie: But what if I win the door prize?

Partager la citation sur facebook Genie: Quick! You gotta wish us out of here!
Scrooge: Not me! These wishes are worth a fortune.
Genie: What's more important, a fortune or your life?
Scrooge: ... Well...
Genie: Hey, it's not exactly a trick question!

Partager la citation sur facebook Scrooge: (as Merlock smashes a hole in the door) He's got a bear?
Genie: HE IS THE BEAR!

Partager la citation sur facebook (Scrooge and the Genie are both stuck in the lamp.)
Genie: I don't hear anything; I think they're gone.
Scrooge: Where are we?
Genie: Well, it's not exactly the Ritz.
Scrooge: Not the lamp?
Genie: Sorry about the smell. You get used to it after a couple hundred years. Could you move your elbow, please?
Scrooge: GET ME OUT OF HERE!
Genie: (does so) Do you have to yell at me all the time?
Scrooge: Hmph. I wouldna' be in this mess if it weren't for you. Thanks to you, I've got a crazy animal act on my tail!

Partager la citation sur facebook Genie: That's it, blame the genie. I only saved your life.
Scrooge: Sorry.
Genie: It's not my fault Merlock's after me. I didn't ask to be Mr. Popular. All I want is a life of my own, like your nephews. With my own bike, a stack of comic books, a sled... maybe some ski equipment, a CD player, my own home video entertainment system-
Scrooge: All right, all right!

Partager la citation sur facebook Genie: Oh, no! It's Merlock! Hide me, hide me!
Scrooge: I've got to get you to my vault; it's the only safe place. Time to go back!
Genie: B-b-but you saw what a dump it is.
Scrooge: Sorry Genie, but the party's over.
Genie: And just when we were getting to be buddies. [groans]

Partager la citation sur facebook (Scrooge rushes into the money bin and shockingly finds Genie serving Dijon.)
Dijon: Good morning, Scrooge sir.
Scrooge: What's going on?!
Dijon: At the urging of my Genie, I have decided to seek my fortune.
Genie: I-I never thought he'd wish for your fortune, Mr. McDuck, I swear!
Scrooge: But th-the lamp? (looks at the lamp he's holding, which pours gravy on him) Gravy?
Dijon: (holds up the real lamp) That's right! I get the loot, you get the boot!

Partager la citation sur facebook Huey: Dijon has everything - the mansion, the factories...
Duckworth: Even your spat collection, sir.

Partager la citation sur facebook Genie: Shouldn't we be bird-watching?
Dijon: Don't worry about Merlock. He would not dare to confront the great and powerful Dijon... Anyway, I don't think he knows about me yet.

Partager la citation sur facebook Genie: This time you have to make a wish!
Scrooge: Aye. I wish me, and my family, and the bin were back in Duckberg, right now!

Partager la citation sur facebook [last lines]
Dijon: But it's only some loose change!
Scrooge: [chasing him] I'll change your face, you thief! [chasing him out the door of the bin] SOMEBODY! STOP THOSE PANTS!

Partager la citation sur facebook Mickie T. McGowan