L'Aventure intérieure (1987)

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Partager la citation sur facebook I'm in a man, I'm in a strange man, I'll be a son of a bitch, I'm in a strange man surrounded by strangers in a strange room!

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Partager la citation sur facebook Look Ozzy, who's nervous now ok? I know what our objectives are. I've done my homework and I can do this little job blindfolded, so everyone just calm down.

Partager la citation sur facebook [The syringe containing the miniaturized pod is being shaken around in Ozzy's pocket] Ozzy? Am I being punished?

Partager la citation sur facebook This guy is definitely not firing on all eight cylinders, Jack.

Partager la citation sur facebook The Jack Putter Machine, zero defects. (leans back and sighs, to himself) God help us.

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Partager la citation sur facebook Please, I beg of you for some aspirin!

Partager la citation sur facebook Nuclear weapons, Jack. They mean nothing. Everybody's got them, no-one has the balls to use them. Am I right? Space, you say? Space is a flop, didn't you know that? An endless junkyard of orbiting debris. Ah, but...miniturization, Jack. That's the ticket. That's the edge that everybody's been looking for. Who will have that edge, Jack? What country will control miniturization? Frankly, I don't give a shit - I'm only in this for the money! And that's why, Jack, we've got to get that little pod out from inside of you!

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Partager la citation sur facebook Foreign object detected, approaching through esophageal passage.

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Partager la citation sur facebook Victor: Once he takes over the pod and gets the chip - let's re-enlarge.
Margaret: While still inside Mr. Putter?!
Victor: Why not?
Margaret: Have you any idea the kind of mess that would make?

Partager la citation sur facebook Jack: No pain.
Tuck: What?
Jack: That's the thing I want from you, no pain. I mean just don't do anything weird in there, don't cause an embolism or an aneurysm - accidentally sever my spinal cord and kinda go "oh sorry". You know what I mean?
Tuck: Ok, no pain.
Jack: Thank you.

Partager la citation sur facebook Well, it was a hit on video. It was one of the first big videos, and it was discovered on video, basically. Although audiences liked it in theatres - when I went, they were in stitches - the ad campaign was so terrible for that movie. It was just a giant thumb with a little tiny pod on it. You couldn’t tell that it was a comedy - you couldn’t tell anything - and it had a terrible title, because we could never figure out a better one.

Partager la citation sur facebook Inside Jack Putter, there's a hero trying to get out.

Partager la citation sur facebook An adventure of incredible proportions.