L'Apprentie sorcière (1971)

Partager la citation sur facebook Children and I don't get on.

Partager la citation sur facebook [reading from Professor Browne's letter] "Technically a witch is always a lady except when circumstances dictate otherwise."

Partager la citation sur facebook Victory for England, and St. George!

Partager la citation sur facebook [to Colonel Heller] You see, things may not be so easy for you after all.

Partager la citation sur facebook [after turning King Leonidas into an animated long-tailed rabbit] Oh, bother. I do hate shoddy work.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Mr. Browne takes the Star of Astoroth.] I'll keep it. Women always lose things.

Partager la citation sur facebook [An old man is playing dreary music on a piano which he is selling.] Oh, Grandpa, you don't expect to sell a piano like that, do you?

Partager la citation sur facebook [Mr. Browne is approached by two scantily-clad dancers who take him by either arm.] Lovely to see you—goodbye!

Partager la citation sur facebook The college, alas, is now defunct.

Partager la citation sur facebook Will you please get this child off my leg?

Partager la citation sur facebook Observe the fundamental weakness of the criminal mind. You will believe no one or anything.

Partager la citation sur facebook It is not what things are; it is what they seem to be. Is that not so, Madam?

Partager la citation sur facebook What was all that about?

Partager la citation sur facebook You didn't think I knew that spell?

Partager la citation sur facebook Weird sorta game they play here.

Partager la citation sur facebook There'll be no more of this wash wash morning and night.

Partager la citation sur facebook Game's up, Miss Price. We know what you are.

Partager la citation sur facebook Wait! Wait! We can't leave the bed there!

Partager la citation sur facebook You bliming brute! I'll teach you to do that to me!

Partager la citation sur facebook Oy! My Sunday trousers!

Partager la citation sur facebook Bookman: Close your mouth, Swinburne!

Partager la citation sur facebook Mrs. Jessica Hobday: Another package from Professor Emelius Browne in London. He sent you a cat last time, did he not?

Partager la citation sur facebook [A British Army officer's car stops at a junction on a country road where an elderly man is painting over signposts.]
Captain Greer: You there! Which way to Pepperinge Eye?
Elderly Man: Couldn't say, sir—said on the wireless to paint out the signposts in case the Nazis drop in.
Captain Greer: I'm not a Nazi, I'm a British officer!
Elderly Man: That's what you say if you was a Nazi, isn't it sir?

Partager la citation sur facebook Carrie: Who else lives here?
Miss Price: I live alone— it suits my purposes.

Partager la citation sur facebook Miss Price: Supper is at six. You will wash, thoroughly—
Charlie: Wash?!
Miss Price: You will wash yourselves, otherwise there will be no supper, is that clear?
[Miss Price leaves the room.]
Charlie: A house of horrors, that's what we've come to.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Charlie notices an odd bottle on a shelf in Miss Price's office.]
Charlie: Poisoned dragon's liver?!
Miss Price: Poisoned dragon's liver.
Paul: Do you poison the dragon or just the liver?
Miss Price: It comes prepared. It's part of the school equipment.

Partager la citation sur facebook Stallkeeper: The snippers that clipped old King Edward's cigars.
Mr. Browne: Made in Hong Kong—two bob a dozen, I'd say.

Partager la citation sur facebook Paul: I liked you better as a rabbit, Charlie
Charlie: Shut up, you!

Partager la citation sur facebook Charlie: Don't they have no rules?
Paul: Of course they do. The king makes them up as they go.

Partager la citation sur facebook [as Secretary Bird sees that King Leonidas' star necklace is missing, he reacts, then stutters, and points]
King Leonidas: [growls] Stop jibbering. [hits Secretary Bird on the head] What's the matter with you?
Secretary Bird: [blubbing] Your Royal Star! They've stolen your royal star!
King Leonidas: [laughs] Don't be ridiculous. What do you think this is? [dangles a whistle in front of Secretary Bird, who blows on it, and when he sees the whistle, King Leonidas realizes and roars so loudly, that blows Secretary Bird's clothes off] WHYYYYYYYY DIDDDDDN'T YOUUUUUUUUUUUU SAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!!

Partager la citation sur facebook Paul: Is this London?
Carrie: 'Course it is. Can't you smell that lovely sooty air?

Partager la citation sur facebook Mr. Browne: I found the door open, the curtains closed—the house was deserted.
Miss Price: Why on earth would someone do a thing like that?
Mr. Browne: I would say this may have something to do with it… [gestures toward an unexploded bomb]
Miss Price: Merciful heavens! I should be terrified at the very idea of living here.
Mr. Browne: You would have thought so, wouldn't you? I am, by nature, a little bit of a coward—but then I pondered, as I often do: in the perverse nature of things, this diabolical object is probably the best friend I ever had. It has enabled me for the first time in my life to live like a king. Shall we go in?

Partager la citation sur facebook Charlie: Why d'you keep the curtains closed?
Mr. Browne: So we can enjoy our cheese and wine in the gentle glow of candlelight.
Charlie: I bet it's so the coppers won't catch you hiding out here.

Partager la citation sur facebook Paul: What is this—a toyshop?
Carrie: No, it's a nursery. Ain't you ever seen a nursery?
Charlie: [to Carrie] No, and neither have you.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Miss Price is searching in Mr. Browne's library, standing on a ladder attached to a rail on the high shelves.]
Mr. Browne: What's your name?
Miss Price: [disinterestedly] Miss Price.
Mr. Browne: No, I mean your first name.
Miss Price: Eglantine.
Mr. Browne: Eglantine...Eglantine... [He pushes the ladder upon which Miss Price is standing along the rail, startling her.] Oh, how you shine!

Partager la citation sur facebook Miss Price: [reading from the book she has found at last] Ah! "Substitutiary locomotion. The ancient art of..." [She reads for a few moments in a whisper.] Ah! Here we are: "The spell which creates this force is five mystic words. These words are—" [She pauses incredulously, and turns over the tattered leaves of the book.] ...But the rest of the book is missing!
Mr. Browne: Now you see why I closed down the college.

Partager la citation sur facebook Mr. Browne: I will cause the bed and all its occupants to disappear.
Bookman: Disappear? I'd like to see a cheap jack entertainer do a trick like that.
Mr. Browne: Cheap jack entertainer. Now that was naughty.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Miss Price's belongings inadvertently come to life after she recites an ancient magical spell. Mr. Browne begins to dance with a nightdress.]
Miss Price: That's my nightgown!
Mr. Browne: Is it really, my dear?
Miss Price: Yes, and I'm not responsible for its behavior.
Mr. Browne: Obviously not, my dear.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Miss Price and the children are being held captive in her house by German soldiers.]
Colonel: No, fraulein, this is not the invasion. Just a little excercise. A minor raid to induce panic and to spread a little mischef. When you English get it through your head that the German forces can land at will whenever and wherever we please, perhaps you will consider a reasonable peace.
Charlie: Not bloody likely!
Paul: Go on, Miss Price. Do it to him.
Miss Price: I must say, it's very tempting. Colonel, how would you feel about being turned into a nice white rabbit? [The colonel speaks German to a soldier, ignoring Miss Price] I said, how would you feel about being turned into a nice white rabbit?
[Paul smiles]
Colonel: Be quiet, please.
[Miss Price stands up, points at the Colonel, but cannot remember the correct words to the incantation]
Miss Price: Filigree, apogee, epigee...!
Charlie: Not again.
Carrie: Your memory, Miss Price.
Miss Price: Charles, would you kindly fetch me my notebook from the workroom, please?
Charlie: Righto.
[He attempts to run, but a German officer restrains Charlie. Miss Price and Paul attempt to retrieve Charlie in much commotion. The colonel, annoyed, turns to them]
Colonel: SILENCE!! [The commotion stops] Fraulein, we have work to do. I am sorry, but I must send all of you someplace where you will no longer be a nuisance. [Speaks an order in German and continues working]

Partager la citation sur facebook Paul: That's not a rabbit— that's Mr. Browne, that is!
Miss Price: If you are Mr. Browne, would you kindly get down off my lap?

Partager la citation sur facebook [Carrie tries on some elaborate jewellery at a market stall and admires herself in a mirror.]
Stallkeeper: Who do you think you are, the Queen of Sheba?

Partager la citation sur facebook Charlie: Hurt your foot, Miss Price?
Miss Price: Oh, just twisted my ankle.
Charlie: Sorry to hear that.
Miss Price: Thank you. It's nothing serious.
Charlie: Lovely weather for flying last night.
[heavy pause]
Miss Price: Why did you say that, Charles?
Charlie: [bringing out her broken broomstick] Game's up, Miss Price. We know what you are.

Partager la citation sur facebook Ian Weighill - Charles "Charlie" Rawlins

Partager la citation sur facebook Roy Snart - Paul Rawlins