L'Agence tous risques (2010)

Partager la citation sur facebook Your Honour, these men were acting under my command. Any judgment should be levied on me and me alone.

Partager la citation sur facebook [repeated line] I love it when a plan comes together.

Partager la citation sur facebook [to attendant after barely escaping cremation] So, Satan walks into this bar... [The attendent faints]

Partager la citation sur facebook Give me a minute, I'm good. Give me an hour, I'm great. Give me six months, I'm unbeatable.

Partager la citation sur facebook This is a hell of a beautiful place. Is this a timeshare, I'd like to get into... [gets punched in the face by a soldier] Good morning!

Partager la citation sur facebook [to General Tuco] Alpha, Mike, Foxtrot! Think about it. Adios... Mother... F...! [Hannibal and B.A. arrive in B.A.'s van]

Partager la citation sur facebook [shoots twice on the airport and points out at one of Lynch's men] Oh, mein Gott! Er hat eine Waffe! Er hat eine Waffe! EINE WAFFE!! (Oh, my god! He's got a gun! He's got a gun! A gun!) Sucker!

Partager la citation sur facebook Hey Bosco it's a little stuffy, I'm gonna pop the window! [opens tank hatch and fires the machine gun at the attacking drones] YEAAHHH! WHAT YOU GOT BITCHES!? WHAT YOU GOT!?

Partager la citation sur facebook [After 2 of the 3 parachutes connected to the tank are cut off by one of the drone's wreckage] Hannibal, we're in trouble!

Partager la citation sur facebook [from trailer] I'm B.A., and you're gonna be unconscious.

Partager la citation sur facebook [In the tank] I'm too young to die!

Partager la citation sur facebook The only reason I don't kick your asses is cos y'all outrank me!

Partager la citation sur facebook [After being tricked into flying] What you don't realise is now I gotta kill all of y'all! I'll kill all of y'all! Hannibal first, then Murdock! I'm gonna save Face for last!

Partager la citation sur facebook [singing as he spins on a helicopter blade] You spin me right round baby, right round! Rotors are good, sir!

Partager la citation sur facebook Hang on, everybody - I wanna try something I saw in a cartoon once!

Partager la citation sur facebook [in fake English accent, after turning off chopper engine] That's how we deal with heat seekers, chaps! We go cold.

Partager la citation sur facebook [after B.A almost fell out of the chopper] Close the door! I know you're airborne rangers, but that was ridiculous!

Partager la citation sur facebook [While Face is firing at the drones with the tank's machine gun] Let me have a turn, Face, c'mon!

Partager la citation sur facebook [in the tank as it's falling] It's been an honor, gentleman! The greatest ride is the last ride, Colonel!

Partager la citation sur facebook [about Face's team] I would never tell him this, but they are the best clandestine unit in the four branches, and they specialize in the ridiculous.

Partager la citation sur facebook Tuco: So you're Army Intelligence?
Face: Who, me? Naaaah!
Tuco: Not so intelligent, man, because you seem to be stuck in some tires.

Partager la citation sur facebook Hannibal: I guess everybody's met Mr. Murdock.
Face: Met him? He lit my arm on fire!
B.A.: And he stitched a lighting bolt in mine, man.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Murdock accidentally pilots a medical chopper into an air-conditioning unit, tipping it off the roof and onto B.A.'s van, destroying it]
B.A.: [screams in anguish] You pancaked my van! I'm gonna kill you, fool!
Murdock: You can't park there! That's a handicap zone!

Partager la citation sur facebook B.A.: [overlooking Hannibal's mission plan] Oh hell yeah, Hannibal! This is it right here!
Murdock: This is bat shit insane! It's perfect!
Face: This is beyond nuts, boss.
Hannibal: [laughs] It gets better.

Partager la citation sur facebook [After breaking Murdock out, the team speeds away from Sosa, who starts firing]
Face: She's actually shooting at us!
Murdock: [pokes his head out of the escape vehicle wearing 3D glasses] You should see these bullets in 3D!
B.A.: Murdock, get in here!
Murdock: It's like we're actually being shot at!
B.A.: We are getting shot at, you crazy-ass fool!

Partager la citation sur facebook [Murdock incapacitates B.A. to sneak him into a plane]
Face: Murdock, what did I tell you?
Face and Hannibal: You have to catch him, after you inject him.
Murdock: My bad.

Partager la citation sur facebook [In the plane's cockpit]
Murdock: Don't worry boys! Turbulence has never brought down a plane! [Alarms start beeping]
Face: What the hell is that?!
Murdock: But...we got inbound subsonic UAVs with missile lock! And they bring down planes all the time!

Partager la citation sur facebook B.A.: [wakes up] Why are we in a falling tank?!
Murdock: Because the plane exploded!
B.A.: What pla- What?! When?
Murdock: Recently. The Reapers shot it down!
B.A.: What Reapers?
Murdock: [grins] The same ones that are still trying to kill us!
B.A.: I blame you, Hannibal!
Hannibal: Technically we're not flying.
B.A.: I know! Cos we're falling, fool!

Partager la citation sur facebook [Hannibal, Face, B.A., and Murdock are firing rounds from a tank while falling from a plane and evading UAVs]
Flight Control Commander: Are they trying to shoot down the other drone?
Charissa Sosa: No, they're trying to fly that tank.
Murdock: Haha! He's flying the tank!
B.A.: You can't fly a tank fool!

Partager la citation sur facebook Hannibal: [after being arrested again at the end] Nice plan, Face.
Murdock: Yeah, we just traded Lynches and now we're going back to prison.
Hannibal: We returned the plates, we can hold our heads high. We did the right thing.
B.A.: Yeah, and look what it got us. This is bullshit.
Murdock: They burned us again, Hannibal. We trusted the system, and it turned on us.
Hannibal: Remember boys, no matter how random things may appear, there's always a plan... kid.
Face: I don't mean to steal your line, boss, but [shows key to handcuffs in mouth] I love it when a plan comes together.

Partager la citation sur facebook Anita Brown - Attractive Prison Guard