Po
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[leaps into a fight] Enemies of justice, prepare for...
[sees he's leapt too far and is going over them] Are you kidding me?
[crashes] Shifu
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Mastering chi requires mastery of self. Oogway sat alone in a cave for thirty years, asking one question: "Who am I? Who am I?" I'm lucky if I get five minutes before you interrupt.
Li Shan
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You must rediscover what it is to be a panda. You have to learn how to live like a panda. Sleep like a panda. Eat like a panda. Those 103 dumplings? I was just warming up.
Kai
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[on his way to the Jade Palace] By the time I am done with them, Oogway, there will be no one left who will even remember your name!
[laughs] Kai is coming!
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[battling Po in the Spirit Realm] It took me five hundred years to take Oogway's chi. I will have yours if it takes me five hundred more!
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[last words before his death] Yes! The power... is
mine!
[the jade pendants, the chi he has collected from the Masters, begin to break away from him] Wait! No! It's too much! It's TOO MUCH!! NO! UGH!!!
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Mr. Ping
Oogway
Others
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Crane: But Master Shifu said–
Mantis: You're seriously afraid? Even Master Chicken is going in there, and he's a chicken!
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[first lines, Grand Master Oogway meditates in the Spirit Realm...]
Oogway: Inner peace... inner peace...
[a peach blossom petal lands on his nose] Itchy nose...
[gently blows the petal away, but as he breathes in, it flies back into his nostril; he sneezes, and it flies off] Finally, inner peace...
[sensing a blade coming at him] Now what?
[catches the blade with eyes still closed...as he opens them, he sees a second blade coming. Using the first, he deflects both back to their owner...] Kai, old friend.
Kai:
[catches the returning blades] Master Oogway.
Oogway:
[bewildered] Our battle ended 500 years ago!
Kai: Well, now I'm ready for a rematch.
Oogway: Took you long enough!
[laughs]
[Angered, Kai charges at Oogway, cutting through the floating rocks between them; Oogway manages to dodge]
Oogway: You've grown stronger.
[draws a symbol with his chi energy and launches it at Kai, who is unharmed]
Kai: 500 years in the Spirit Realm, you pick up a thing or two.
[indicates his collection of jade pendants] I have taken the chi of every Master here!
Oogway:
[gasps, horrified] No!
Kai: Yes! And soon, I will have
your power, too!
Oogway: When will you realize, the more you take, the less you have?
[Anchoring himself with his chainblades, Kai smashes two floating rocks together on top of Oogway, whose chi shield dissipates; the chains wrap around Oogway, and he begins to petrify into jade]
Kai: With your chi, I will finally be able to return to the mortal world.
[pulls the chains holding up his green swords] And this time, you won't be there to stop me.
Oogway:
[warmly] Ahh... it was never my destiny to stop you. I have set another on that path.
[Oogway petrifies completely, and his chi is absborbed by Kai; all that remains of Oogway is a small jade pendant]
Kai: Then I will find him... and take
his chi, too.
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Po: Who are you?
Li Shan:
[muffling]: Li Shan.
Po: What?
Shan:
[swallows] I'm Li Shan. I'm looking for my son.
[everybody gasps]
Po: You lost your son?
Li: Yes. Many years ago.
Po: I lost my father.
Li: I'm very sorry.
Po: Thank you.
[pause]
Li: Well, good luck to you.
Po: You too. I hope you find your son.
Li: And I hope you find your father.
[they both walk off, everyone face palms] Son? Oh, my gosh, it is you! Well, don’t just stand there. Give your old man a hug.
Po: I can’t believe it. You’re alive.
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Kai: You must be the Dragon Warrior.
Po: And you must be Kai - Beast of Vengeance, Maker of Widows.
Kai: Yes! Finally! Thank you! Almost makes me want to spare your life.
Po: Oh, you want to spare me? How about you spare me the chit-chat, alright? Let's do this.
Kai: I'm going to take
your chi, then the chi of every panda in the–
Po: Augh! Chit-
chat.
Kai: In the–
Po: Chitty-chitty-chat-chat, chat-chat-chat!
Kai: In the–
Po: Chit-chat!
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[When Po is warned by Tigress that Kai is coming to the Panda Village, he walks up to his father]
Po: You need to teach me the secret chi technique now!
Li: No, no. I'm afraid you need more time.
[to the pandas] Everyone, go get your things!
Po: I don't have more time! I need to learn it now!
Li: Sorry, you're not ready.
[to the pandas] Pack everything!
Po: I
am ready!
Li: Not quite.
Po:
[follows him on the bridge] What are you talking about? I've done everything you've asked. I've mastered napping, sleeping in, hammocks, hot tubs. I am totally at one with my panda parts!
Now why won't you show me!?
Li:
Because I don't know it!
Po:
[becomes shocked at what he said] You... what?
Li: I don't know it, okay? No one does! Maybe we used to, but... but not anymore.
Po: You
lied?
Li: No, I... Yes.
Po: Why?
Li: To save your life! I find out some blade-swinging maniac was coming for you. What am I supposed to do, just let that happen?!
Po: Yes! I'm the Dragon Warrior, facing maniacs! That's my job, but because of you, I left the valley unprotected. I left my friends unprotected, and now they're all... They're all... (They're all gone.)
Li: (I know.) And you would have been, too! I lost you once, I am not going to lose you again. I can't.
[tries to take Po to his hut, but he pulls away from him] (Po?)
Po: You just did.
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Tigress: This isn't going to work.
Po: It has to.
Tigress: You're not thinking straight.
Po: I am!
Tigress:
[kicks his feet] You're not.
Po: I am.
Tigress: No.
Po: Yes, I am.
Tigress: No, I've seen Kai. I see what he can do.
Po: But he hasn't seen what I can do.
[Po does the Wuxi Finger Hold again, just like in the first film]
Tigress:
[confused] The Wuxi Finger Hold?
Po: (What?) It's my best move. I just have to get to Kai, grab his finger, and then,
skadoosh, back to the spirit realm.
Tigress:
[squeezes his hand] He has an army of jade warriors. Everything they see, he sees. So, there's no sneaking up on him.
[pushes him down] He'll never get close enough.
Po: It's gonna work.
[gets up, but Tigress puts him down and puts her feet on him]
Tigress: He can only be stopped by a master of chi.
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Kai: Who
are you?
Po: I've been asking the same question - am I the son of a panda, the son of a goose, a student, a teacher? Turns out... I'm all of them.
[creates a Dragon avatar with his chi] I am the Dragon Warrior. Get it?! See the giant dragon?
[laughs] Get ready to feel the thunder! Whoa! This is awesome!
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[from trailer]
Po: Master Shifu? Good time, bad time?
Shifu: Time is an illusion, there is only the now.
Po: So now is a... good time?
Shifu: Oh!
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[with Oogway's chi, Kai departs the Spirit Realm, and appears in a field; 2 farmers, a rabbit and a goose, cower in fear at him]
Kai: What is this place?
Rabbit:
[uneasily] Uh... my brother's farm?
Kai: Ah. If I stepped on you, would you die?
[both cower; the goose, terrified, lays a pile of eggs]
Rabbit: Y-yes...
Kai: The Mortal Realm.
[to the jade pendant of Oogway around his neck] You hear that, Oogway? I'm back!
KAI HAS RETURNED!
Rabbit and Goose:
[confused] Who?
Kai: Kai. General Kai, supreme Warlord of all China!
Goose: I don't know.
Kai: The Jade Slayer, Master of Pain, You may know me as "the Beast of Vengeance".
[still no reaction] Uh... Maker of Widows?
Goose: Huh?
Kai: (Still nothing?)
[exasperated] Okay, I used to work with Oogway--
Rabbit and Goose: Oh, Master Oogway!
Goose: He was a great warrior!
Rabbit: We've heard of Master Oogway, he's a--
Kai:
[cutting them off] Okay, okay, enough,
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[Outside an abandoned ship, after Masters Bear and Croc have run in to confront Kai]
Mantis: You gotta get in there.
Crane: But Master Shifu said–
Mantis: You're seriously afraid? Even Master Chicken is going in there, and he's a
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Shifu: If you only do what you can do, you'll never be more than you are now.
Po: I like who I am!
Shifu: You don't even know who you are!
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[from trailer]
Li:
[wheezing] I am your father. Why are there so many stairs?
Mr. Ping: Why is he breathing like that? It's creepy!
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Shifu: You must take the next step on your journey, from warrior to teacher.
Po: But I'm no good at it!
Shifu: You're terrible at it!
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[At the Jade Palace, an arrow with a scroll flies towards the courtyard, but is caught in midair by Monkey; a number of other arrows surround Shifu as he reads another scroll]
Monkey: It's from the Eastern Province!
[hands Shifu the arrow]
Shifu: Master Lizard, Master Ox, Master Eagle... all of them.
[snaps the arrow in half] In every village from the sea to here, every Master in China has vanished.
Monkey: Maybe they are all at a party?
Viper: Monkey!
Monkey: I didn't get invited either.
Shifu: Kai has taken their chi. We are all that stand between him and the knowledge Oogway left in our care.
[to Tigress] The villagers, evacuated?
Tigress: Done, Master.
Shifu: Crane, Mantis?
Tigress: Still nothing.
Viper:
[gasps] Wait, it's them!
[Crane and Mantis fly in...but on closer look, they're both jade zombies]
Shifu:
[horrified] No!
[the jade Crane and Mantis land in front of Shifu and the others - as a large figure emerges in the mist, blades whirling in his hands] Kai!
Kai:
[looks at the giant statue of Master Oogway] Nice.
Very tacky.
Shifu: How dare you set foot on these grounds?!
Kai:
[sneering] Look at you pathetic fools, groveling at the feet of Oogway the Magnificent.
Tigress: You are not fit to speak his name!
Kai:
I am not fit, little kitten?
[Tigress growls and tries to lunge at Kai but Shifu holds her back] I fought by his side. I loved him like a brother... and he betrayed me.
[calmly] Well, now I will destroy...
[shouting] ...Everything he has created!
Shifu: Go!
[All friends attack Kai, easily outsmarting him]
Tigress: How that for a little kitten?
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[As Kai destroys statues outside the Jade Palace]
Shifu:
I will not let you destroy Oogway's memory!
Kai: Why not? He destroyed mine.
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Po: There's no way I can stop him!
Li: Unless you had an army of your own.
Po: You don't even know kung fu!
Li: Then you will teach us.
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[Po prepares to use the Wuxi Finger Hold to send Kai back to the Spirit Realm]
Po: Sorry, buddy. Gotta send you back to the spirit realm. Skadoosh!
[flexes his pinkie, nothing happens] OK... That didn't work, let me try one more time. Skadoosh! Skadoosh, skadoosh...! What the...?
Kai: Hold on, wait! It's working! No, no!
[retches, then laughs] No, it's not. Did Oogway teach you that little trick? Too bad. It only works on mortals, and I... am a spirit warrior.
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[Po returns to the mortal world]
Po: Dad. Dad. Dads!
Li and Mr. Ping: Son!
[Li Shan and Mr. Ping runs to Po and hugs him]
Mr. Ping: Don't you go disappearing in petals ever again.
Li Shan: We thought we lost you.
Po: No, you saved me. you all did.
[Po looks at everybody and Big Fun laughs] Now, come on over here!
[Everyone runs to Po]
Big Fun: Hugs!
[Tigress, Monkey, Crane, Viper, Mantis and the pandas hugs Po]
Po: Master Shifu!
Shifu: The student has truly become the teach–
[sees Oogway's staff] Wait, where did you get that?
Po: Oh, this. Oogway gave it to me in the Spirit Realm.
Shifu:
[sighs] Of course he did...
Po: I think I've mastered chi.
Shifu:
[sighs again, facepalms] Of course you did...
[looks at him hopefully] Can you teach me?
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