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Kung Fu Panda 2 est un film américain de genre Comédie réalisé par Jennifer Yuh Nelson sorti en France le 15 juin 2011 avec Jack Black

Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011)

Kung Fu Panda 2
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Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Ah. My old enemy: Stairs.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook My fist hungers for justice! [His stomach belches and the Furious Five stare at him; embarrassed] That was my... fist.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Tigress, Monkey, Viper, Mantis, Bunny! Wha? Oh sorry.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [From a deleted scene]] You guys did you see that, I thought it was like. Wa-tiiiiieeeeee yeah. [Tigress faceplams]


Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [to Boss Wolf] Search the farthest villages! Find more metal! China will be mine!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [to the Soothsayer when she eyes his robes] Don't even think about it!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook My father's throne. He used to let me play here at his side, promising one day, this throne would be mine. [throws his father's throne out the window]

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [To his gorilla army] Bring it down!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [While departing Gongmen City] Such sad, sad faces. But now is a time only for joy. You are going to be a part of something beautiful. [Tigress growls] Once we reach the harbor, in front of all the world, you and your precious Kung Fu will die, and China will know to bow before me. Set sail!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Nothing stands in my way.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [referring to Master Po] How many times do I have to kill the same stinking panda?!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [to Po, then to his wolf army] As you wish. Let's finish this.


Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Li Shan: [sensing Po] My son is alive!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Master Croc: Vengeance is served!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Mr. Ping: Your story may not have such a happy beginning, but look how it turned out. You got me, you got kung fu, and you got noodles!


Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Shifu: Po, the day you were chosen as Dragon Warrior...was the worst day of my life. By far, nothing else came close. It was the worst, most painful, mind destroying horrible moment...
Po: Okay.
Shifu:...I have ever experienced. [he shudders at the thought.] But once I realized the problem was not you, but within me, I found inner peace and was able to harness the flow of the universe.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Shen: [enters the courtyard of his family palace] Good afternoon, gentlemen! Now that we've got the pleasantries out of the way, please leave my house.
Master Ox: Your house?
Shen: Yes! Didn't you see the peacock on the front door? [spots the Soothsayer] Ah, there you are, Soothsayer. It seems your fortune-telling skills are not as good as you thought.
Soothsayer: We shall see, Shen.
Shen: [under his breath] No, you shall see, old goat... [louder, to the Council] Where were we?
Thundering Rhino: What do you want, Shen?
Shen: What is rightfully mine... GONGMEN CITY!
Thundering Rhino: Gongmen is under the stewardship of the Masters' Council and we will protect it, even from you.
Shen: [laughs] I'm so glad you feel that way! Otherwise, I'd have dragged that here for nothing! [indicating his wolf army dragging a rather large box on a cart]
Master Ox: What's in the box, Shen?
Shen: You want to see? It's a gift. It's your parting gift, in that it'll part you; part of you here, part of you there, and part of you waaaay over there, staining the wall!
Master Ox: You insolent fool!
[Ox attacks, but is quickly brought down; Croc moves in, deflecting Shen's fan of blades. Finally, Rhino pushes Shen back with his hammer, knocking several of his fan blades away.]
Shen: [sneering] Showoff.
Thundering Rhino: That is a warning. You are no match for our Kung Fu.
Shen: I agree. [grins wickedly] But this is! [flips backwards onto the box, revealing a massive cannon. Rhino takes a defensive stance... as Shen fires it.]

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Shifu: [to Po and the Furious Five, reading from a scroll] Are you familiar with the master of Gongmen City?
Po: Master Thundering Rhino?
Shifu: Yes.
Po: Son of Legendary Flying Rhino?
Shifu: [hands Po the scroll] Yes.
Po: And the slayer of the ten thousand serpents in the Valley of Woe?
Shifu: [sadly] He's dead.
[Po and the Five look at the scroll in horror]
Po: Whoa.
Crane: That's impossible!
Tigress: Rhino's horn defense is impervious to any technique!
Shifu: It was no technique! Lord Shen has created a weapon - one that breathes fire and spits metal! Unless he is stopped, this could mean the end of Kung Fu.
Po: But I just got Kung Fu!
Shifu: And now, you must save it! [points out with his staff] Go! Destroy this weapon and bring Lord Shen to justice!
Po: [starts running with the Five] Okay, here we go! Here we -- [as the Five leave, he turns back to Shifu] Whoa whoa whoa, can I do this? I mean, how can Kung Fu stop something that stops Kung Fu?
Shifu: Remember, Dragon Warrior, anything is possible when you have inner peace.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Po: [training with Tigress on the boat] So, um, this punching with iron trees? How long do you have to do that?
Tigress: Twenty years.
Po: Oh! Twenty... Twenty years. Is there any... you know a faster way, you know until you'll, you know don't feel anything?
Tigress: No. Besides... [twists Po's fist, spins him in the air and lands on the floor; then smiles, watching Po's belly bounces to stop] I don't think Hard-style is... your thing.
Po: Oh.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Tigress: [on the boat to Gongmen City] Po, why are you really out here?
Po: I just found out that my dad... isn't my dad.
Tigress: Your dad? The goose?
[Po nods]
Tigress: [deadpan] That must have been quite a shock.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Shen: Well, Soothsayer, why don't you tell me my...?
Soothsayer: Fortune?
Shen: Future. I was going to say future.
Soothsayer: (peers into her bowl) If you continue on your present course, you will find yourself... at the bottom of the stairs.
[Shen looks down and is annoyed to see he has reached the bottom of the stairs leading to his throne.]
Soothsayer: (still looking) I see... I see...
[Shen comes closer.]
Soothsayer: I see... pain.
[She plucks out one of his feathers.]
Shen: OW!
Soothsayer: And anger.
[She chews on the hem of his robe.]
Shen: How dare you! This is the finest silk in the province!
Soothsayer: Followed by denial.
Shen: This is not fortune-telling! You're just saying what's happening right...!
Soothsayer: Now? The most important time is now.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [after the Soothsayer predicts - again - that Shen will be defeated by a "warrior of black and white"]
Shen: (laughs) That's impossible, and you know it!
Soothsayer: It is not impossible, and he knows it.
Shen: Who?
Wolf Boss: (running in) Lord Shen! I saw a panda!
Shen: A panda?! (knocks him to the ground, gripping him by the throat)
Wolf Boss: (nervously) A Kung Fu warrior. He fought like a demon! Big and furry, soft and squishy... uh, kinda plush and cuddly...
Shen: There are no more pandas.
Soothsayer: Even with his poor eyesight, he can see the truth. Why is it that you cannot?
Shen: (to the Wolf Boss, angrily) Find this panda, and bring him to me! (pushes him away)
Wolf Boss: Yes, sir! (hurries away downstairs)
Shen: (chuckles) So, one panda lives. That does not make you right!
Soothsayer: You're right. Being right makes me right.
Shen: Then I will kill him, and make you wrong! [turns and sees her chewing the hem of his robe again] Will you stop that?!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Wolf Boss: Is that all you got? 'Cause it feels like I'm fighting a big old fluffy cloud!
Po: Well, this cloud is about to bring the thunder!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Po: [after Shen shows off his Feathers, causing Po to have another vision about the Massacre of the Pandas] You-- you were there.
Shen: Yes. Yes, I was. [escapes]

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Shen: Call in the wolves! We sail at midnight! The Year of the Peacock begins now!
Wolf Boss: Right now? 'Cause, it's the middle of the year, so you'd only get like half the Year of the Peacock.
[Shen glares furiously at him, raising one of his daggers.]
Wolf Boss: ...And this is the Year, of course, of the Peacock. Happy New Year, sir.
Shen: Get the wolves ready. We're loading the ships now. NOW!!! NOW, NOW, NOW-NOW-NOW!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Shen: [triumphantly] You were wrong, Soothsayer! [wields sword] We sail to victory tonight. Your magic panda is clearly a fool!
Soothsayer: [angrily] Are you certain it is the panda that is a fool?! You just destroyed your ancestral home, Shen!
Shen: A trivial sacrifice... when all of China is my reward. [pokes the burning tip to a map of China, which bursts into a spreading flame]
Soothsayer: Then will you finally be satisfied? Will the subjugation of the whole world finally make you feel better?
Shen: [sneers] It's a start. I might also convert the basement into a dungeon.
Soothsayer: [pause] The cup you choose to fill has no bottom. It is time to stop this madness.
Shen: [chuckles] Why on Earth would I do that?
Soothsayer: So your parents can rest in peace.
Shen: [bitterly] My parents... hated me. Do you understand? They-- they wronged me. And... I will make it right.
Soothsayer: [sadly] They loved you. They loved you so much that having to send you away killed them.
Shen: [pause] The dead exist in the past. And I must attend to the future. [to his gorilla guard] Set the Soothsayer free. She is of no use to me.
Soothsayer: [crying] Goodbye, Shen. I wish you happiness.
Shen: Happiness... must be taken. And I will take mine.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Shen: Oh, you want to know so badly. You think knowing will heal you, eh? Fill some... crater in your soul? Well, here's your answer: Your parents didn't love you. But here... let me heal you.
[He jumps back to reveal a cannon aimed at Po, and lights the fuse. Po raises a wok as a flimsy shield, and the cannon blasts him back and out of the factory.]
Tigress: NO!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Soothsayer: Your story may not have such a happy beginning, but that doesn't make you who you are. It is the rest of your story, who you choose to be.
[Realizing the truth in her words, Po remembers all the happy times he's had with his loved ones.]
Soothsayer: So who are you, panda?
[Po slowly stands up.]
Po: I am Po. And I'm gonna need a hat.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Po: [standing on a rooftop] Shen! A panda stands between you and your...
[Cut to where Shen is standing, and can barely hear Po.]
Po: [faintly] ...destiny!
Shen: ...What?
[Cut back to Po.]
Po: Prepare for a hot serving of...
[Cut back to Shen]
Po: [faintly] ...justice! Your reign of terror is over!
Shen: [still not hearing] What?

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [After Po destroys Shen's weapons]
Shen: [trying to catch his breath] H-- how did you... how did you do it?
Po: [shrugs] You know, you just gotta keep your elbows up and keep the shoulders loose--
Shen: Not that! How did you find peace? I took away your parents, everything! I-I-- I scarred you for life!
Po: See, that's the thing, Shen. Scars heal.
Shen: No, they don't. Wounds heal.
Po: Oh, yeah. What do scars do? They fade, I guess?
Shen: I don't care what scars do.
Po: You should, Shen. You gotta let go of that stuff from the past, 'cause it just doesn't matter! The only thing that matters is what you choose to be now.
Shen: [eyes widen] You're right. Then I choose THIS! [pulls out blades from his robes and starts attacking Po with them, Shen throws blades, Po grabs a piece of wood, and the blades hit it, Shen grabs one of his Weapons, and begin to have a Final Battle, As Shen tries to Kill Po, he cuts the ropes from the ship, Shen sees his Cannon falling to him, Po jumps of the Ship, And the Cannon Kills Shen, And he and his Cannon Exploded, The Furious Five looked Surprised, Everyone saw the Ship got Burned, Po came out of the Water]

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [Last Lines, Back at Mr. Ping's Noodle Shop]
Mother Pig: What do you mean he's not here?! It's my son's birthday! All he wanted was to meet the Dragon Warrior!
Mr. Ping: How about some tofu birthday cake, instead?
Mother Pig: You know what... we'll try again some other time. When do you think he'll be back?
[The words break Mr. Ping's heart. Before they know it, he's in tears]
Mr. Ping: I don't know, okay, I DON'T KNOW! Maybe never! I mean, I worry, okay, I'm his dad... or at least I was his dad... [He flings himself across the table] Why did he have to go and save China... I know why, but why? [He sniffs] My little panda...
[Suddenly, the pig child begins laughing happily at something behind Mr. Ping. The goose gets up, turns around... and is overjoyed to see his son standing just inside the entrance to the shop, holding two radish baskets. Mr. Ping yells in delight and rushes to his son, giving him a huge hug. After a moment, Mr. Ping slides back down and looks up at Po]
Mr. Ping: So how did it go? Did you save China?
Po: Yep.
Mr. Ping: I knew you would... that's why I had these new posters made... [He pulls out a poster of Po] 'My son saved China. You too can save, buy one dumpling get one free'!
Po: Hey, that's a pretty good deal. But first... [He sets down the baskets] there's something I should tell you.
[Mr. Ping gulps]
Po: While I was gone... I found the village where I was born... I found out how I ended up in that radish basket.
Mr. Ping: You did?
Po: I know who I am.
Mr. Ping: [Barely speaking] You do?
[A beat...]
Po: ...I'm your son.
[The two embrace lovingly.]
Po: I love you dad.
Mr. Ping: I love you too, son.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [The camera zooms out the restaurant, above the village, over the Valley of Peace, and then swiftly zooms across the landscape, stopping in the mountains far away from the valley. In a little shrine-like structure, a circular shape enshrouded in a green robe sits. The shape suddenly stands up, and is revealed to be a male panda]
Li Shan: My son is alive...
[He steps out of the shrine and looks down upon a small farming village, which is populated by pandas just like himself. The pandas below catch his gaze]


Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Prepare for the return of awesomeness.