Kim Possible: Mission Cupidon (2005)

Partager la citation sur facebook [about Jim & Tim, after smashing two rockets they let loose in the house]: This is what happens when a rocket scientist and a brain surgeon reproduce.

Partager la citation sur facebook [on prom night, Kim unexpectedly has to fight a giant robot; after a near-miss from one of its weapons, she notices her scorched hem] Do you know how much babysitting I had to do to pay for this dress?

Partager la citation sur facebook (grabbing either Jim or Tim's megaphone) Cootie Alert!

Partager la citation sur facebook You know, all that stuff was bad, KP, but do you know what was worse? Spending the whole summer away from you.

Partager la citation sur facebook That would be so cool if it wasn't going to be the last thing we were ever gonna see!

Partager la citation sur facebook You know, someday, we really need to take that hairdryer from her.

Partager la citation sur facebook Hey, Erik's cute. Once you're out of the picture, maybe I'll date him.

Partager la citation sur facebook Kim Possible and her sidekick...! Whose name escapes me.

Partager la citation sur facebook Farewell, Kim Possible! Farewell... what's his name again? Whatever, you know who you are!

Partager la citation sur facebook You think you're all that, but you're not even close!

Partager la citation sur facebook Okay, maybe she IS all that...

Partager la citation sur facebook Ron: Sumo Ninja?!
Sumo Ninja: (deep, threatening voice) I am strong like the mountain!
Ron: That is sick and wrong!
Sumo Ninja: I am your doom!

Partager la citation sur facebook [Ron and Rufus discover an "evil plot" at Bueno Nacho]
Ron: THIS IS THE LAST STRAW!
Lars: I beg your pardon?!
Ron: THIS IS THE LAST STRAW!
Lars: No, we've got more in the back!
Ron: You took away the bendy-straws!
[Rufus and Ned smack themselves in the head]
Lars: You, sir, have lost it!

Partager la citation sur facebook Tim: (with megaphone) Attention please!
Jim: (also with megaphone) We've detected cooties in the area!
Tim: (also with megaphone) Repeat, cooties in the area!
Jim: (also with megaphone) This can only mean one thing...
Tim and Jim: (with megaphone) Kim's got a boyfriend!

Partager la citation sur facebook Monique: Is that Brick over there, flirting with the girl at Earring World?
Bonnie: He's HYPNOTIZED by her Big Hoops!

Partager la citation sur facebook Computer: Are you sure you wish to delete file "Hephaestus"?
Dr. Drakken: NO!
Dr. James Possible: Yes!
Computer: Dr. Possible voice-print access granted.
Dr. Drakken: You deleted it! Are you mad?!
Dr. James Possible: No worries. [taps his forehead] Got it all up here.
Dr. Drakken: [grins] Well, good news then! Because I have a brain-tap machine, and I'm just dying to use it!

Partager la citation sur facebook Sumo Ninja: [high squeaky voice, from getting a wedgie earlier] I shall be avenged!
[Kim and Ron both giggle uncontrollably]
Sumo Ninja: What?
Ron: Dude, don't talk. The funny voice? Yeah, it kind of ruins your mystique.
Sumo Ninja: [same voice] I am strong like the mountain! I am swift like the wind! I am vengeance!

Partager la citation sur facebook Ron: There are guys out there that are better for you than Erik... guys that are real, for one thing.
Kim: Do you really think there's a guy out there for me?
Ron: Out there... in here...
Kim: (realizing what he means) Oh... really?
Ron: Sure, y'know, guys like- [Rufus pops out] Rufus?

Partager la citation sur facebook [on Prom Night]
Mrs. Dr. Possible: Kimmy? There's a very handsome young man here for you.
Dr. James Possible: [stern] Let's get a few things clear, right up front...
Eric: Oh, you read my mind, sir. Now, Kim explained that her normal curfew is ten o'clock, but that on special occasions and rescue missions, you extend that to eleven. I'd feel better if we stick with ten.
Dr. James Possible: [surprised and pleased] Really? Ha-ha, this young man has got it goin' on!

Partager la citation sur facebook [Ron breaks down as Kim's relationship with Eric blossoms, and he is wedged into a corner by the horde of kids at Bueno Nacho. Agitated, he seizes a news reporter's mike and yells at the camera]
Ron: I can't even get to the counter to order! This used to be my place! MINE! I'M LOSING EVERYTHING I EVER CARED ABOUT!
Jim Possible: Ron's on TV!
Tim Possible: And he's freaking out!
Mrs. Dr. Possible: Honey, I think the boys are right.
Dr. James Possible: Hmm, Ronald, freaking?
[He looks at the TV, seeing Ron being dragged out of Bueno Nacho, wrestling with the reporter over her mike]
Dr. James Possible: [chuckling] Oh, so he is.

Partager la citation sur facebook Shego: You know what I really hate!?
Kim: When somebody kidnaps your boyfriend?
Shego: When somebody doesn't know when to give up!
(Shego and Kim spar and Kim protects herself from her green plasma blasts by erecting a light blue dome-shaped shield)
Shego: Ooh. Kimmy got an upgrade.
Kim: Not bad, huh?
Shego: Yeah, but still not in my league. Like I said. What!?
(Hurts Kim on her left arm, but the battle suit heals itself and the cut, leaving its wearer unscathed)
Kim: You were saying!?

Partager la citation sur facebook Kim: You know what I really hate?
Shego: That your date melted?
Kim: Nah. You.

Partager la citation sur facebook Drakken: This is not over! It can't be over!
Ron: (closing door to police van) Deal with it, dude. It's over. (van leaves)
Kim: You know, Ron, we better hurry... [gives Ron a loving look]
Ron: Hurry where?
Kim: [grabs Ron's hand and runs] You'll see.

Partager la citation sur facebook Brick Flagg: Possible and the new guy got the funk.
Bonnie: Shut up.
Brick: Okay.

Partager la citation sur facebook (Drakken tries to get away but Ron trips him)
Ron: Taking over the world is one thing... But you ruined Bueno Nacho! You're gonna pay!
Drakken: You can't be serious...
Ron: Note. Serious. Face.
Drakken: Oh please - your name escapes me - Oh, I beg of you!
Ron: Say my name! (Gets closer) Say it!
Drakken: It's... Errm... (Struggles to remember) ...Stoppable!
Ron: (satisfied) Booyah!

Partager la citation sur facebook (Last lines: the people at prom are watching a news report on Kim and Ron's victory)
News Reporter: And so, thanks to teen hero Kim Possible, the worldwide Diablo destruction is itself disabled.
Brick: Possible shoots, she scores!
Monique: Straight up! (high fives Brick)
Bonnie: (annoyed) Excuse me!
Brick: Oh you're excused. Hey, while you're gone I'll hang with Monique.
Monique: Me like. (Bonnie growls)
(Kim and Ron walk into the dance holding hands)
Bonnie: It finally happened! She's dating that loser! Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable are dating! (Laughs loudly)
(the others, however, instead of mocking them, they cheer on them)