Kicking and Screaming (1995)

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Partager la citation sur facebook What about me? You've got enough friends, a new one is bad for you. You start spreading your affection around and it runs thin, believe me.

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Partager la citation sur facebook [to Miami] I begged you not to get off Prozac.

Partager la citation sur facebook Max: I don't need to go to a campus bar to be reminded of my lack of success with a bunch of thrill seeking snotty college kids.
Skippy: That's us; we're like celebrities to them.
Max: No, we were celebrities. Now going back would be like doing Hollywood Squares. I'm too nostalgic, I'll admit it.
Skippy: We graduated four months ago. What can you possibly be nostalgic for?
Max: I'm nostalgic for conversations I had yesterday. I've begun reminiscing events before they even occur. I'm reminiscing this right now. I can't go to the bar because I've already looked back on it in my memory... and I didn't have a good time.

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Chet: Otis, did you even read the book?
Otis: Yes... no.

Partager la citation sur facebook Max: Are you wearing mascara?
Otis: No... yes.

Partager la citation sur facebook Max: Is that a pajama top?
Otis: No... Yes.

Partager la citation sur facebook Grover: OK, the way I see it, if we were an old couple, dated for years, graduated, away from all these scholastic complications, and I reached over and kissed you, you wouldn't say a word, you'd be delighted, probably, but if I was to do that now it'd be quite forward, and if I did it the first time we ever met you probably would hit me.
Jane: What do you mean?
Grover: I just wish we were an old couple so I could do that.

Partager la citation sur facebook Jane: Sometimes you can be such a child.
Grover: Yeah, but if I was a child you'd find that endearing.

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