Greg Heffley
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[after getting teased by Quentin] Right now, I have to take abuse from these morons. But in twenty years, Quentin here will be workin' for me.
Rowley Jefferson
Chirag Gupta
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The Cheese Touch. Nobody knows when or how, but one day, that cheese mysteriously appeared on the blacktop.
[Scene flashes forward to before the Cheese became moldy] Nobody knew who it belonged to. Nobody touched it, nobody threw it away. So there it sat, growing more foul and powerful by the day. And then, one day, a kid named Darren Walsh made the biggest mistake of his life.
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Darren had the Cheese Touch! It was worse than nuclear cooties. He became an outcast.
[Darren cries in the hallway] The only way to get rid of the Cheese Touch was by passing it on to someone else.
[Darren touches an unsuspecting girl, thus giving her the Cheese Touch] And so began the Cheese Touch frenzy! Friend turning on friend, brother turning on sister, it was madness! Until, a German exchange student named Dieter Müller took it away.
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Thankfully, he moved back to Düsseldorf, and took the Cheese Touch with him.
[Flash forward to the present] And so the Cheese sits, patiently waiting for its next victim.
Fregley
Patty Farrell
Angie Steadman
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It's completely barbaric. This place is an intellectual wasteland, but it's nice to meet a person more interested in his mind than his body.
Rodrick Heffley
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So, look. Mom asked me to give you some advice about middle school. It's real simple: don't talk to anyone, don't
look at anyone, don't go anywhere, don't sit down, don't raise your hand, don't go to the bathroom, don't get noticed, don't choose the wrong locker, don't...
[sighs] Who am I kidding? You'll be dead or homeschooled by the end of the year anyway.
[patting Greg's head] And don't be seen with Rowley.
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It's the bass solo, Turd Burglar! Don't you know anything about music? Listen, I came here to get a new drumstick, and now Greg, since Mom and Dad are gone, I'm going to kill you. Literally kill you!
Dialogue
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Greg Heffley: OK, first of all, let me get something straight, this is a
journal, not a diary. Yeah, I know what it says on the cover, but when my mom went out to buy this thing, I specifically told her not to buy the thing that says "diary" on it. This just proves that Mom doesn't understand anything about kids my age.
Bully: Sissy!
[punches Greg]
Greg: The only reason why I agreed to write in this thing, is because one day, when I'm rich and famous, I'll have better things to do than answer people's stupid questions all day long.
Reporter #1: Gregory! Tell us about your childhood!
Reporter #2: Were you
always so smart and handsome?
Greg: Here's my journal. Now shoo, shoo.
Susan Heffley: That's our boy up there.
Frank Heffley: Why did I ever say no to him?
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Greg: Rowley, if you had to say what you were ranked in terms of popularity from 1 to 200, where would you put yourself?
Rowley Jefferson: Is 200 good or bad?
Greg: I'd say you're somewhere around the 154 mark. I'd put myself around number 19 or 20. I might even have a shot at the top spot by the end of the year. If things will go the way I think they will.
Rowley: Well, who's at the bottom?
Fregley: Hey, guys! You wanna see my secret freckle?
[lifts up his shirt]
Greg & Rowley: EEEWWW!
Greg:
[narrating] Fregley, sent home for hygiene issues at least once a month.
Fregley: Check it out. It's got a hair in it!
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Angie Steadman: It all starts in middle school, y'know. You're not a kid anymore, the coddling's stopped. Kids aren't separated by intelligence. The weak are picked on. The girls you've known since kindergarten won't even talk to you anymore.
Greg: Okay, well it sounds like you've got it all figured out, so go back to your book.
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Angie: Y'know, I like your point of view. You should sign up for the school paper. We are the voice of the people. Well, the people are mostly idiots so I guess technically speaking we're the voice of the people making fun of the people.
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Teenager: Hey, reflector dude, nice costume!
Rowley: Thanks! My mom made it...
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Rowley: Remember that secret language we made up last week?
[Flashback]
Greg:
[to Rowley, through walkie-talkie] Your-pa dad-pa smells-pa like-pa a woman-pa.
[Greg and Rowley laugh, as Rowley's dad glares at them appalled]
[Present]
Rowley: I think he cracked our code.
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