Jennifer's Body (2009)

Partager la citation sur facebook [To Needy and Chip] It smells like Thai food in here. Have you guys been fucking?

Partager la citation sur facebook You're lime-green jello and you can't even admit it to yourself.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Trying to let the guys from Low Shoulder let her go] Yes. Yes, I'm a virgin. I'm a virgin. I've never even done sex. I don't even know how. So, you guys should find somebody. Who does. Know how.

Partager la citation sur facebook Do you buy all your murder weapons at Home Depot? God, you're butch!

Partager la citation sur facebook Yeah, right. I'm not even a backdoor-virgin anymore, thanks to Roman. And by the way, that hurts! I couldn't even go to flags the next day. I had to stay home and sit on a bag of frozen peas.

Partager la citation sur facebook ["On Needy's breasts"] These are smart bombs. You point them in the right direction, and shit gets real.

Partager la citation sur facebook [On Colin Gray] He listens to maggot rock. He wears nail polish. My dick is bigger than his.

Partager la citation sur facebook PMS isn't real Needy, it was invented by the boy-run media to make us seem like we're crazy.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Pulls down Colin's pants] Nice hardware, Ace.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Colin, backing away from her, cuts his arm on a pair of hedgeclippers] Oh! A puncture wound. God, that's so emo...

Partager la citation sur facebook [Preparing to kill Colin Gray] I need you frightened. [Throws him around some more] I need you hopeless.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Last words] My tit.

Partager la citation sur facebook Hell is a teenage girl.

Partager la citation sur facebook I am a kicker. K-I-C-K-E-R.

Partager la citation sur facebook I recommend you shut the fuck up!

Partager la citation sur facebook God! I hate this fucking song.

Partager la citation sur facebook [After having Lesbian kissing with Jennifer] What the... FUCK is happening!?!

Partager la citation sur facebook [Preparing to kill Jennifer] You killed my fucking boyfriend! You goddamn monster, you dumb bitch!

Partager la citation sur facebook Do you know how hard it is to make it as an indie band these days? There are so many of us, and we're all so cute and it's like if you don't get on Letterman or some retarded soundtrack, you're screwed, okay? Satan is our only hope. We're working with the beast now. And we've got to make a really big impression on him. And to do that, we're going to have to butcher you. And bleed you. And then Dirk here is gonna wear your face. [Dirk gives him a look] Relax, I'm kidding about the face thing. The rest is gonna happen.

Partager la citation sur facebook Nikolai: Welcome, Devil's Lake!
Crowd Member:[correcting Nikolai] Devil's Kettle!
Nikolai: Fucking A it is.

Partager la citation sur facebook Chip:[after Jennifer attacked him] She can fly?
Needy: She's just hovering... it's not that impressive.
Jennifer: God, do you have to undermine everything I do? You are such a player hater.
Needy: You're a jerk.
Jennifer: Wow, nice comeback, Hannah Montana. Got any more harsh digs?
Needy: You know what? You were never a good friend. Even when we were little you used to steal my toys, and pour lemonade on my bed.
Jennifer: And now I'm eating your boyfriend. See? At least I'm consistent.
Needy: Why do you need him? Huh? you can have anybody that you want, Jennifer. So... why Chip? Is it just to tick me off? Or is it just because you're just really insecure?
Jennifer: I am not insecure, Needy. God that was a joke, how could I ever be insecure? I was the snowflake queen!
Needy: Yeah, two years ago when you were socially relevant.
Jennifer: I am still socially relevant.
Needy: And when you didn't need laxatives to stay skinny.
Jennifer: I am going... to eat your soul... and SHIT it OUT Lesnicky!
Needy: I thought you only murdered boys.
Jennifer: I go both ways.

Partager la citation sur facebook Jennifer:[After being stabbed] My tit.
Needy: No, your heart.

Partager la citation sur facebook She's evil... and not just high school evil.

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Partager la citation sur facebook Juan Riedinger - Dirk

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