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Jackpot est un film américain de genre Comédie réalisé par Tom Vaughan sorti en France le 7 mai 2008 avec Cameron Diaz

Jackpot (2008)

What Happens in Vegas

Jackpot
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Jack

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook We got robbed...the only thing they took was the door.. (shrugs shoulders)

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Yeah that's a little bit of me...and some other people. (Response when Joy says his bed stinks)

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Oh yeah this is happening (said while peeing in the kitchen sink) oh, and by the way, it's your day on dishes

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook (To Joy when she sees the bathroom) Don't throw all of that hair away. I'm saving it up to make you something special... like a hat... or a sweater.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook I'd rather do nothing and be happy than do something I know I don't love.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook (To Joy before she leaves for work) Don't get hit by a bus. (Door closes) Or do. Whatever.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook (To Doctor Twitchell at councilling) Her candles smell awesome!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook (Morning after the drunk wedding) What's mine is yours! Me coffee su coffee, haha...

Joy

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook What happened to "what's mine is yours baby.." we're married now...remember?

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook To anyone who has ever been dumped and to anyone who has ever been fired...when I say screw you say you...

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook I'm not usually this much fun!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook I can totally do this! (Gasps after seeing the bathroom) I can't do this.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook And where's that, Jack? The starting line? Cause I got news for you buddy, the gun already went off!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook You took yourself out of the game.

Tipper

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook They ring the door bell and when he answers they JUNK-punch him right up in his man-business, and while he lying there on the floor writhing in pain asking "Why?", they answer. "YOU know why.." (nods smiling at her plan)

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Like seriously, I like threw up in my own purse.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Your friend wouldn't know a good time if it sat on his face

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook You I don't like and your friend, I want to cut him

Bear

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Do you even know how to drive an automatic?

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Now that you aren't married anymore...can I get her number...(pause)..ok maybe later

Hater

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook They should make a law about what a bad lawyer I am...then again I wouldn't know about it

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook She is a wily temptress...and what do wily temptress do? They tempt you, in a wily temptress way...and then play you.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Lavender. Get on my head!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Uh...I, I don't have my glasses...

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Look! Stripper, you are kind of a disgusting skank. (To tipper)

Mason

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Did you just make a plan to make a plan?

Dialogue

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Jack: So why are you here
Joy: Oh you know just living it up...being crazy. What about you?
Jack: Oh I'm here on business...I'm very important in my field...
Joy: Really?
Jack: No..I just got fired.
Joy: I just got dumped.
Jack: Did I mention I got fired by my father?
Joy: Did I mention that I threw my fiance a surprise birthday party and the surprise was he dumped me in front of all our closest friends while they hid in the closets?
Jack: You win.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Joy: (After finding out that they were booked in the same room with Jack and Hater) OK, so we both know how this is going to work. I am going to complain, and you are going to tell me there's nothing you can do about it, when we both know that is a big fat lie. So why don't you go ahead and type in those special codes that you know you are going to type in eventually, and give me two rooms that are so... nice... that it will turn my night right back around. (Smiles)
Hotel Clerk: OK...I'm going to do just what you said because honestly...I'm a little frightened of you.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Jack: Jack Fuller. (Introducing himself to Joy's boss)
Richard: Richard Banger.
Jack: Richard Banger?...Dick Banger? You my friend have just supplied us with jokes for the whole weekend...(slight pause)
Richard: Well you must be Jack ...Off...ha ha give it to me baby!!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Dr. Twitchell: Jack what happened to you? (asked after seeing Jack's black eye)
Jack: I fell...and hit my head on the door knob
Dr. Twitchell: You fell?
Jack: Yeah...I fall a lot these days...I'm so clumsy.
Dr. Twitchell: Are you sure no one did this to you?
Jack: I (glances at Joy) I'm suppose to line the hand towels up just so..and I didn't and I'm sorry. And I forgot to put the toilet seat down, and she said "Put it down or I'm going to put you down!!" And... (Joy pulls out cell phone and shows a video of Bear and Hater beating up Jack)
Dr. Twitchell: Can we get back to therapy now?
Jack: Yes...yes we can..

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Jack: What's the one place where you can step up and be a man?
Hater: Community College?

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Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook It's a battle of the sexes and they're playing dirty.