Indiana Jones et le Temple maudit (1984)

Partager la citation sur facebook Nice try, Lao Che!

Partager la citation sur facebook Nothing shocks me. I'm a scientist.

Partager la citation sur facebook [with shoe on fire] Water! Water! Water! Wa... Oh. [sees a flood coming towards him] WATER!

Partager la citation sur facebook Mola Ram! Prepare to meet Kali... IN HELL!

Partager la citation sur facebook [Willie has the antidote to the poison that was in his martini] Stay there!

Partager la citation sur facebook [Indy threatens to stab her with a fork to get the ashes back] Lao, he put a hole. He put two holes in my dress from Paris!

Partager la citation sur facebook I hope you choke!

Partager la citation sur facebook I burned my fingers and I CRACKED a nail!

Partager la citation sur facebook [The three are about to jump out of the plane with a raft] A boat?! We're not sinking, WE'RE CRASHING!

Partager la citation sur facebook [To Indy] I hate the water, and I hate being wet, and I hate YOU!

Partager la citation sur facebook Dr. Jones, I'd be safer sleeping with a snake [snake literally slithers on her].

Partager la citation sur facebook [shouting] Indiana Jones, this is one night you'll never forget! This is the night I slipped right through your fingers! Sleep tight, and pleasant dreams! I could've been your greatest adventure.

Partager la citation sur facebook Oh, I broke a nail. [turns her hand and noticed a bug on her]

Partager la citation sur facebook I'm not going to have anything nice to say about this place when I get back!

Partager la citation sur facebook I hate being outside!

Partager la citation sur facebook [about Indy] He no nuts, he crazy.

Partager la citation sur facebook [To Willie] You call him Dr. Jones, DOLL!

Partager la citation sur facebook [To Willie] Hang on, lady, we going for a ride!

Partager la citation sur facebook [To Indy] I keep telling you. You listen to me more, you live longer!

Partager la citation sur facebook Indy, I love you! Wake up, Indy! Wake up!

Partager la citation sur facebook What is Sankara?

Partager la citation sur facebook They crash the plane to make you come here?

Partager la citation sur facebook Three aces! I win! Two more games, I have all your money! Ha, ha, ha!

Partager la citation sur facebook You make me poor! No fun! Playing with you no fun!

Partager la citation sur facebook Cover your heart!

Partager la citation sur facebook [first line] Wow! Holy smokes! Crash landing!

Partager la citation sur facebook Diamonds? Diamonds!

Partager la citation sur facebook [to Indy]Feels like I step on fortune cookies.

Partager la citation sur facebook I step where you step! I touch nothing!

Partager la citation sur facebook Dr. Jones! No more parachutes!

Partager la citation sur facebook Very funny!

Partager la citation sur facebook [To Indy, who is digging through Willie's dress to get the antidote] Hey, Dr. Jones, no time for love! We got company!

Partager la citation sur facebook All wet!

Partager la citation sur facebook Indy, take the left tunnel! (Indy takes the right) No, Indy! The left tunnel! The left! Indy!

Partager la citation sur facebook Not very funny.

Partager la citation sur facebook Okey-Dokey, Dr. Jones! Hold on to your potatoes!

Partager la citation sur facebook Willie Scott: Aren't you going to introduce us?
Lao Che: This is Willie Scott. This is Indiana Jones, famous archaeologist.
Willie Scott: Well, I always thought archaeologists were always funny little men searching for their mommies.
Indiana Jones: Mummies.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Obi Wan Nightclub. Lao Che and his sons are sitting at the opposite end of a table from Indy, who has taken Willie hostage with a large fork. Lao Che offers some gold and silver coins to Indy on the table's turnstile, who rejects them.]
Indiana Jones: The diamond, Lao. The deal was for the diamond.
[Lao Che spins over a large diamond and a martini.]
Willie: [tales the diamond out and stares at it in glee] Oh, Lao...! [yelps as Indy jabs her with the fork, making her drop the diamond into his hand.]
Indy: To your very good health. [attempts to take a drink from the martini, Willie elbows him]
Willie: Lao, he put a hole-- he put two holes in my dress from Paris!
Lao: [Angrily] Sit down! [Willie obeys] Now... you bring me Nurhachi.
Indy: My pleasure. [beckons to his assistant, disguised as a waiter]
Willie Scott: Who on earth is this "Nurhachi"?
Indy: Here he is.
Willie: [watches as the small urn is given to Lao] This Nurhachi's a real small guy...
Lao Che: Inside are the remains of Nurhachi- first Emperor of Manchu Dynasty!
Indiana Jones: Welcome home, old boy.
[Indy sips his martini. Lao Che and his sons laugh diabolically.]
Lao Che: And now, you give me the diamond.
Indiana Jones: [tugging at his collar as though in discomfort] Are you trying to develop a sense of humor, or am I going deaf?
[Lao Che holds up a vial of blue liquid, still chuckling.]
Willie: What's that?
Lao Che: Antidote.
Indy: [Suddenly tense] To what?
Lao: The poison you just drank, Dr. Jones! [continues to laugh]

Partager la citation sur facebook (Indy is being poisoned)
Kao Kan: (taunting) Too much to drink, Dr. Jones?
(He and Lao Che laugh evilly)

Partager la citation sur facebook [When they need to escape from Lao Che's men]
Short Round: Wow! Holy smokes! Crash landing!
Indiana Jones: Short Round, step on it!
Short Round: Okey-Dokey Dr. Jones! Hold on to your potatoes!
Willie Scott: For cryin' out loud, there's a KID drivin' the car!

Partager la citation sur facebook [Indy reaches down Willie's cleavage for the antidote bottle]
Willie Scott: Oh, I'm not that kind of girl!
Short Round: Hey, Dr. Jones, no time for love! We got company!

Partager la citation sur facebook Webber: Ah, Dr. Jones. I'm Earl Webber. I spoke with your assistant and managed to secure three seats, but there might be a slight inconvenience as you will be riding on a cargo full of live poultry.
Willie Scott: Is he kidding?!
Earl: Madam, it's the best I could do on such short notice! [recognizes Willie] Heavens, aren't you Willie Scott, the famous American female vocalist?
[Willie, Short Round, and Indy board airplane]
Indiana Jones: [shakes hands with Webber] I owe you a gin. [laughs as he spots Lao Che arrive too late to stop him] Nice try, Lao Che!
[Indiana slams plane door which says "LAO CHE AIR FREIGHT"]
Lao Che: Goodbye, Dr. Jones. [he and his lackey laugh malevolently]

Partager la citation sur facebook Willie Scott: [sees Indy in his traditional outfit] So what are you supposed to be, a lion tamer?
Indiana Jones: I'm allowing you to tag along so why don't you give your mouth a rest, okay doll?
Willie Scott: What do you mean, "tag along"? Ever since you got into my club you haven't been able to take your eyes off me!
Indiana Jones: Oh, yeah? [places his fedora over his eyes and falls asleep]

Partager la citation sur facebook [Pilot and co-pilot walk past sleeping Willie, Short Round and Indy. However, the chickens are awake and make noises, jostling Willie, who sees the door is ajar]
Pilot: Goodbye!
[Suddenly the plane stalls. Lao Che's pilots let out the fuel and left using parachutes. Willie awakens to find no one is in the cockpit.]
Willie Scott: Oh, no... Oh, no...! [to a sleeping Indy] Oh, Mister! Mister, please wake up!
Short Round: You call him Dr. Jones, DOLL!
Willie Scott: Right- Dr. Jones? Dr. Jones, oh please wake up!
Indiana Jones: [wakes] Are we there already? Oh, good.
Willie Scott: No!
Indiana Jones: Huh?
Willie Scott: [shows Indy the empty cockpit] No one's flying the plane!
Indiana Jones: Oh boy.
Willie Scott: They've all gone! [Indy jumps into the pilot's seat] You know how to fly don't you?
Indiana Jones: ... No, do you? [hopeful]
Willie Scott: Oh, my God... I'm gonna faint...
Indiana Jones: How hard could it be?

Partager la citation sur facebook Short Round: What is Shankara?
Indiana Jones: Fortune and glory, kid. Fortune and glory.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Indiana Jones is forced to drink the blood of Kali]
Short Round: Dr. Jones! Don't drink it! It's bad! Spit it out! [Indiana spits the blood in Mola Ram's face]
Mola Ram: You dare not do that! [Barks a command to his thugee who has an assistant use a voodoo-doll of Jones]

Partager la citation sur facebook Willie Scott: Oh, what big birds!
Indiana Jones: Those aren't big birds, sweetheart! They're giant vampire bats!
Willie Scott: [whispering] Bats?

Partager la citation sur facebook [Indy and Shorty are playing poker; Willie is screaming and running away from numerous animals]
Indiana Jones: Biggest trouble with her is the noise.
Short Round: Hey! You cheat, Doctor Jones! You cheat! You took four cards!
[Willie is scared by an iguana]
Indiana Jones: It's a mistake.
Short Round: No stuck! No mistake!
Indiana Jones: They were stuck together! It was a MISTAKE!
Short Round: I am very little, you cheat very big!
[Willie is scared by an owl; Indy finds an ace card hidden in Shorty's sleeve]
Indiana Jones: Look at this. Look at THIS. You accuse me of cheating?! YOU'RE CHEATING!
[The two argue in Chinese]
Short Round: You make me poor! No fun! Playing with you no fun!
Indiana Jones: All right, fine. I quit.
Short Round: I quit too.

Partager la citation sur facebook Short Round: [as Indiana examines a foreboding statue] Dr. Jones, what you look at?
Indiana Jones: [not wanting Shorty to see the dreadful sight] Don't come up here.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Willie is impressed by the wealth of Pankot Palace and wonders about the Maharajah]
Willie Scott: Mr. Lal? What do they call the Maharajah's wife?
Chattar Lal: Well, his Highness has not yet taken a wife.
Willie Scott: How interesting- well, ah, maybe it's because he hasn't found the right woman.
Chattar Lal: The supreme highness, guardian of Pankot tradition, the Maharajah of Pankot, Zalim Singh.
[Maharajah enters dining room, revealing that he is a minor]
Willie Scott: [irate] That's the maharajah? A KID?
Short Round: Maybe he like older women.

Partager la citation sur facebook [a plate full of beetles is passed around the table]
Large Guest: What, you are not eating?
Willie Scott: I had bugs for lunch. [holds her hand out to Shorty] Give me your hat.
Short Round: [slowly hands it to her] ...Why?
Willie Scott: Because I'm gonna puke in it! [Shorty manages to wrestle it back]

Partager la citation sur facebook (Indy and Shorty are exploring a cavern)
Short Round: I stepped on something.
Indiana Jones: Yes there's something on the ground.
Short Round: Feels like I step on fortune cookie!
Indiana Jones: It's not fortune cookies. Let me take a look.
[Indy lights a lighter to find bugs crawling all over the place]
Short Round: (as a scorpion-like bug crawls on his leg) That no cookie!

Partager la citation sur facebook [Indy and Shorty are trapped in a death room as the ceiling slowly descends]
Indiana Jones: Willie! Get in here!
Willie: [in her bedroom] (grumbles): I bet I'm gonna get all dirty again.
Indiana Jones: Willie! Willie, we're in trouble!
Willie: [outside hallway] Trouble? What sort of... [sees two corpses on the wall and screams]
[Spikes begin to come from the ceiling]
Indiana Jones: THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
Willie Scott: There are two dead people down here!
Indiana Jones: There are gonna be two dead people in here! Hurry!
Willie Scott: I've almost had enough of you two!
Indiana Jones: WILLIE!
Willie Scott: What's the rush?
Indiana Jones: It's a long story, Willie, hurry or you don't get to hear it!
Willie Scott: [Unknowingly enters the bug room] Ooh, God. What is this? Indy, what is this? I can't see a thing!
Indiana Jones: Hurry!
Willie Scott [Lights a lantern] All right! Oh, I broke a nail. [Turns her hand over to see the ugly bug on it]

Partager la citation sur facebook [After Willie realizes she is in a room filled with an uncountable amount of bugs]
Short Round: Hurry, Willie!
Willie Scott: They're in my hair!
Indiana Jones: [Places a skull in the gear mechanism] Aw, shut up, Willie!
Willie Scott: Indy, let me in!
Short Round: No, let us out!
Willie Scott: Let me in!
Short Round: Let us out!
Indiana Jones: SHUT UP!
Willie Scott: I'm down here! They're all over me! Let me in!

Partager la citation sur facebook Indiana Jones: There's got to be a fulcrum release lever somewhere!
Willie Scott: A what?!
Indiana Jones: A handle that opens the door!
Willie Scott: [holding a candle to the holes] They're two, just square holes!
Indiana Jones: Go to the right hole!
Short Round: Hurry, Willie!
[Willie almost puts her hand into the hole on her left when Indy's hand comes out and grabs hers]
Indiana Jones: The other one, the other right. YOUR OTHER RIGHT.
Willie Scott: There's slime inside! I can't do it!
Indiana Jones: You can do it- feel inside!
[Willie illuminates the hole and sees hundreds of bugs]
Willie Scott: YOU FEEL INSIDE!
Indiana Jones: [sticks his fist through the hole] DO IT NOW!!!
Willie Scott: OKAY!!!
[Willie slowly begins to push her hand through the hole]
Indiana Jones: [panicking] Willie, WE ARE GOING TO DIE!!!

Partager la citation sur facebook Willie Scott: You're gonna get killed chasing after your damn fortune and glory!
Indiana Jones: Maybe. But not today.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Indy is brought before Mola Ram]
Mola Ram: You were caught trying to steal the Sankara Stones. There were five stones in the beginning. Over the centuries, they were dispersed by wars, sold off by thieves like you.
Indiana Jones: Thieves like me, huh? Ha! You're still missing two.
Mola Ram: A century ago, when the British raided this temple and butchered my people, a loyal priest hid the last two stones down here in the catacombs.
Indiana Jones: So that's what you've got these slaves digging for? They're innocent children.
Mola Ram: They dig for the gems to support our cause. They also search for the last two stones. Soon we will have all the five Sankara Stones, and the Thuggees will be all-powerful.
Indiana Jones: What a vivid imagination.
Mola Ram (laughs as Short Round struggles to rip free from his captor): You don't believe me? You will, Dr. Jones. You will become a true believer.
(He and Indy laugh and the big Thuggee arrives in front of Indy)

Partager la citation sur facebook Willie Scott: Indy. Now let's get out of here.
Indiana Jones: Right. All of us. [sets about freeing the child slaves]

Partager la citation sur facebook Indiana Jones: Let them go, Mola Ram!
Mola Ram: You are in a position unsuitable to give orders!

Partager la citation sur facebook Indiana Jones: [threatening to drop the Sankara stones off of a high rope bridge] You want the stones, let them go! LET THEM GO!!!!
Mola Ram: [laughs] Drop them, Dr. Jones! They will be found! YOU WON'T!

Partager la citation sur facebook Short Round: Hang on, lady. We going for a ride.
Willie Scott: [sees Indy raising his sword, about to cut the rope bridge down] Oh, my GOD! Oh, my God... Oh, my God... Oh, my GOD! Is he nuts?!
Short Round: He no nuts, he's crazy!
Indiana Jones: Mola Ram! Prepare to meet Kali... IN HELL!
[starts to cut the bridge with his sword]
Mola Ram: NO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! YOU FOOL!
[the rope bridge falls apart, sending Thugs to their death in the crocodile-infested river below]

Partager la citation sur facebook Willie Scott: You could've kept it.
Indiana Jones: Ah, what for? They'd just put it in the museum, it'd be another rock collecting dust.
Willie Scott: But then it would have given you your fortune and glory.
Indiana Jones: Anything can happen. It's a long way to Delhi.
Willie Scott: No, thanks. No more adventures with you, Doctor Jones.
Indiana Jones: Sweetheart, after all the fun we've had together?
Willie Scott: If you think I'm going to Delhi with you, or anyplace else after all the trouble you've gotten me into, think again, buster! I'm going home to Missouri where they never feed you snakes before ripping your heart out and lowering you into hot pits! This is NOT my idea of a swell time! [to native] Excuse me sir? I need a guide to Delhi. If you could--
[Indy snaps his whip around Willie's waist and pulls her back; the two are about to kiss until Shorty's elephant blasts them both with water]
Short Round: Very funny! Very funny!

Partager la citation sur facebook Kate Capshaw: I think we were constantly stretching and reaching to be as brilliant as the first one and we just didn't have the story. We had children at risk - where's the fun in that? There were also 100 more screams than we needed.

Partager la citation sur facebook Kate Capshaw: We started PG-13. We were pushing the envelope for what was appropriate for kids to look at.

Partager la citation sur facebook George Lucas: We made Temple Of Doom a prequel because we didn't want to use the same bad guys. We had ideas about the Monkey King. We had ideas for a haunted-castle movie but then Steve had just done Poltergeist and said, "I don't wanna do that again." We were struggling to come up with another MacGuffin. We couldn't find anything as good as the Lost Ark. We ended up with the Sankara Stones, which was a little obscure.

Partager la citation sur facebook George Lucas: You learn a million things on every movie. Obviously, in the sequels, we struggled to keep things going. It's not like Star Wars, which is basically one story cut off into a number of little pieces. These were real sequels that actually had no connection to the one before.

Partager la citation sur facebook Roshan Seth: The banquet scene was a joke that went wrong. I got a great deal of flak for it because people kept saying, "How does an intelligent man like you agree to be in a film which shows Indians dining on beetles and eels?" Steven intended it as a joke, the joke being that Indians were so fucking smart that they knew all Westerners think that Indians eat cockroaches, so they served them what they expected. The joke was too subtle for that film.