Hudson Hawk, Gentleman et Cambrioleur (1991)

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Partager la citation sur facebook How am I driving? 1-800-I'm-gonna-fucking-die!

Partager la citation sur facebook Hey! Old Man! Yeah, you! You come back here without your little Cub Scout army, and I'll kick your Centrally Intelligent Ass up one side of the piazza and down the other!

Partager la citation sur facebook [after decapitating Alfred] You won't be attending that hat convention in July!

Partager la citation sur facebook That doughnut-hole-eating, son-of-a-bitch, take-it-in-the-ear-for-a-beer, rat bastard!

Partager la citation sur facebook (drugged) I feel like a dolphin who's never tasted melted snow. What does the color blue taste like? Bobo knows! (laughs) I must speak with the dolphins now. Eeeee-eeee-eee-eeeeeee!

Partager la citation sur facebook What can I tell you? I'm the villain.

Partager la citation sur facebook This might be hard to believe, but I'm just a regular Joe. I just want to be happy. And happiness comes from the achievement of goals. It's just that when you've made your first billion by the age of 19, it's hard to keep coming up with new ones! But finally, I've got myself a new goal: WORLD DOMINATION!

Partager la citation sur facebook Money isn't everything - gold is. Fuck T-bills! Fuck blue chip stocks! Fuck junk bonds! We've got the real deal! Money will always be paper, but gold will always be GOLD!

Partager la citation sur facebook I'll torture you so slowly, you'll think it's a career.

Partager la citation sur facebook I'll kill your friends, your family, and the bitch you took to the prom!

Partager la citation sur facebook History, tradition, culture... are not concepts! These are trophies I keep in my den as paperweights! The chaos we will cause with this machine will be our final masterpiece!

Partager la citation sur facebook Bunny, ball ball.

Partager la citation sur facebook Eureka, motherfuckers!

Partager la citation sur facebook We blow up space shuttles for breakfast. You and your friend Tommy are nothing more than... a late afternoon Triscuit. Ciao.

Partager la citation sur facebook (his dying words) MY PENSION!

Partager la citation sur facebook Cardinal The Vatican has foiled the advances of pirates and terrorists. We will not lie down for some schmuck from New Jersey.

Partager la citation sur facebook Cardinal (in a confessional) Hit me with your best shot.

Partager la citation sur facebook Hudson Hawk: Don't I know you?
George Kaplan: The last time you saw me, I was bald, with a beard and no mustache, and I had a different nose. So if you don't recognize me, I won't be offended.
Hudson Hawk: My high school science teacher?

Partager la citation sur facebook Darwin Mayflower: So, Hawkmeister. We've got you clothes, a great hotel and a 250,000 lira per diem.
Minerva Mayflower: That's 200 dollars a day. So he can get a hooker and some tequila? Veto, Darwin!
Hudson Hawk: I guess we see who wears the penis in this family.

Partager la citation sur facebook George Kaplan: I've always had a soft spot in my heart for Rome. I did my first bare-handed strangulation here. Communist politician.
Hudson Hawk: Why, George, you old softie.

Partager la citation sur facebook Snickers: Good news Hawk, the Mayflowers have moved up the timetable, you're hitting the Vatican tonight.
Hudson Hawk: Oh, no! No no, hold on, no way! The timing is off, I'm underequipped, and besides that, I've got a date.
Almond Joy: (reading Hawk's shopping list) Grapple, biker's bottle, pocket fisherman, olive oil, 100 stamps? Gee stud, this's going to be some date! No Harvey's Bristol Cream?

Partager la citation sur facebook [Hudson finds out Anna is a nun.]
Anna: It doesn't mean I don't love you.
Hudson Hawk: Oh, no, you love me! It's your job! You probably love Butterfinger over there.
Anna: Well, yeah, in a weird sort of Catholic way, I do.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Snickers has a time bomb stuck to his head.]
Snickers: (leaping around desperately) Get this fucking thing off my head!
Hudson Hawk: Hey Tommy, look at Snickers.
Tommy Five-Tone: Yeah, he's about to have a bad migraine.

Partager la citation sur facebook Darwin Mayflower Tommy, you New-York-Italian-father-made-twenty-bucks-a-week-son-of-a-bitch! You were hired as bait, and on this one simple task you have betrayed me! Do you have an answer why?
Tommy Five-Tone: I got five of them! [punches Darwin]

Partager la citation sur facebook Hudson Hawk: Anna, we're supposed to be saving you.
Anna: I know. I got bored so I saved myself.

Partager la citation sur facebook Hudson Hawk: You're supposed to be all cracked up at the bottom of the hill!
Tommy Five-Tone: Air bags! Can you fucking believe it?
Anna: You're supposed to be blown up into fiery chunks of flesh!
Tommy Five-Tone: Sprinkler system set up in the back! Can you fucking believe it?

Partager la citation sur facebook Catch the excitement. Catch the laughter. Catch the Hawk.

Partager la citation sur facebook For this cat burglar, nine lives may just not be enough.

Partager la citation sur facebook Shy. Sensitive. Law-abiding. Polite. Respectful. - I don't think so.

Partager la citation sur facebook Catch the Excitement. Catch the Adventure. Catch the Hawk.

Partager la citation sur facebook Watch your step. Hold your breath. Hang on for dear life. And catch...the hawk.