Hot Shots ! (1991)

Partager la citation sur facebook Benson: "You know, I've personally flown over 194 missions and I was shot down every one of them. Come to think of it, I've never landed a plane in my life."

Partager la citation sur facebook (Briefing men before takeoff)
Benson: "Gentlemen, we've waited a long time to hear this. In exactly 5 hours and 17 minutes we hit the enemy toast"
Block: "Err... I think that's enemy coast sir"
Benson: "Huh? Coast? That'll take a bit more planning. But it doesn't matter..."

Partager la citation sur facebook Benson: "Call down to the galley and order some soup."
Block: "Yes, sir."
Benson: "Ah, I love soup. At least I think I do. It's either soup or duck. Which one do you shoot?"
Block: "Duck, sir"
(Admiral Benson ducks and bangs head on desk)
Block: "Are you alright, sir?"
Benson: "Of course I'm alright! Why, what have you heard?"

Partager la citation sur facebook Benson: "Help me read this, my eyes are ceramic. Took a bazooka round at the battle of Little Big Horn. Or was it Okinawa? The one without the Indians."

Partager la citation sur facebook Topper: "It was an accident."
Gregory: "Accident, my deep-blue eyes."

Partager la citation sur facebook Block: "How are ya, Sir?"
Benson: "Hawaii?! God-damnit, man, I'm supposed to be in California!"

Partager la citation sur facebook Benson: "Some of you may be wondering what's wrong with my pants. Well, they ran out of material when they got to the knee, so don't give me any shit."

Partager la citation sur facebook Block: "Admiral Benson!"
Benson: "Really? That's my name too"

Partager la citation sur facebook (After falling down some stairs)
Benson: I slipped on a crab, who put that crab there?"
Sailor: "I didn't see any crab Sir"
Benson: "Don't give me that, there were 2 crabs, they work in pairs"

Partager la citation sur facebook Benson: "You risked the lives of some damn fine pilots ... But that's my job !"

Partager la citation sur facebook Block: "Topper Harley ?"
Topper: "Once perhaps... Now I'm called Tchukachinchina."
Block: "What does it meen ?"
Topper: "Fluffy bunny feet."
(The camera reveals Topper's bunny-looking pair of slippers)

Partager la citation sur facebook The mother of all movies!

Partager la citation sur facebook There's something funny in the air.

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