Harold et Kumar s'évadent de Guantanamo (2008)

Partager la citation sur facebook [Discovers that Kumar has brought weed on the airplane] You brought weed on the fucking airplane?!

Partager la citation sur facebook Watch out for cheetahs! This is cheetah turf!

Partager la citation sur facebook Oh yeah! Yeah, it's sweet! 'Cuz we're fugitives. Driving a yellow convertible with the top down, dressed like assholes!

Partager la citation sur facebook [Dressed in KKK clothes after coming to a KKK barbeque and was asked to say 1 racist thing you did in the week] I did knee an Indian guy in the balls.

Partager la citation sur facebook Jesus, Kumar. I don't like it so much.

Partager la citation sur facebook [reciting the poem 'The Square Root of 3'] I fear that I will always be / A lonely number like root three / A three is all that's good and right, / Why must my three keep out of sight / Beneath a vicious square root sign, / I wish instead I were a nine / For nine could thwart this evil trick, / with just some quick arithmetic / I know I'll never see the sum, as 1.7321 / Such is my reality, a sad irrationality / When hark! What is this I see, / Another square root of a three / Has quietly come waltzing by, / Together now we multiply / To form a number we prefer, / Rejoicing as an integer / We break free from our mortal bonds / And with a wave of magic wands / Our square root signs become unglued / And love for me has been renewed.

Partager la citation sur facebook Dude, whats a blumpkin?

Partager la citation sur facebook Meet the smokeless bong

Partager la citation sur facebook Ugh, smells like burnt asshole.

Partager la citation sur facebook Its not a bomb, its a bong

Partager la citation sur facebook You fucking pissed on me, you racist fuck!

Partager la citation sur facebook Dude, this chick is giving me such a boner. Its awesome!

Partager la citation sur facebook His dick smells like shit dude!

Partager la citation sur facebook You guys wanna know something real fucked up and awesome that I did? I took a Korean guy's toothbrush and I rubbed it all over my dick!

Partager la citation sur facebook [Seeing Harold and Kumar in custody] North Korea and Al Qaeda working together. This is bigger than I thought.

Partager la citation sur facebook Hey, hey, hey, hey! Zip it, Hello Kitty, okay? I know your operation's funded through drugs.

Partager la citation sur facebook Derek, could I get another water... [sees Harold and Kumar escaping] WHAT THE FUCK?!

Partager la citation sur facebook [Last words] FUCK YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!!

Partager la citation sur facebook Enough, Fox! I've had enough of your crap! You think that just because I'm smart. you can treat me like some dork in gym class? It's obvious these kids are innocent. But you're too dumb to realize that. You know, it's people like you who make the world think that Americans are stupid! WELL, WE'RE NOT STUPID!!! AND WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE!!!

Partager la citation sur facebook [Last words] It's okay, guys. It's all over now. Everything's gonna be all right.

Partager la citation sur facebook What in the nigger was that?

Partager la citation sur facebook Old Lady:(sees Kumar is smoking a homemade bong) T-T-T-TERRORIST!
[The passengers begin to scream and panic]
Harold: No, ma'am. He's not a terrorist, he's just an idiot.
Kumar: This is just a bong.
Male Passenger: He said he's got a bomb!
Male Passenger 1: He's gonna blow up the plane!
Kumar: It's not a bomb, it's just a bong.
[An undercover flight marshal draws a pistol and tackles Kumar; the bong flies forward, hits the floor and shatters, releasing smoke]
Businessman: Poison gas!
[People start to panic and flee towards the cockpit]
Marshal: [To Kumar] You picked the wrong plane, you terrorist fuck!
Harold: Hey! Hey what are you doing!
[A second flight marshal tackles Harold]
Marshal: There are three, air marshals on board, three!
Kumar: We are not terrorists sir! That's a bong, not a bomb!
Marshal: Shut up!
Marshal 2: [Draws Pistol] I got this one!
Harold: Ow! I'm in great amount of pain, sir!
[As the passengers slowly calm down, the first Marshal looks at the crowd]
Marshal: Everybody relax. Just calm down everything's under control! Tell them to turn the plane around; these two assholes are going back to the US!

Partager la citation sur facebook It’s not that Guantánamo Bay itself is funny, but it’s utterly ridiculous for Harold and Kumar to be thrown in there.