Hamburger Film Sandwich (1977)

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Partager la citation sur facebook [telephone rings, answering machine picks up] Herro. This is Dr. Klahn. I'm not home right now. Leave a message when you hear the beep. You have our gratitude. [gong sound]

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Partager la citation sur facebook Game Show Announcer: Guard number one is a senior on Klahn's mountain, and aspires to be a research chemist. Welcome, please, Hung Well! Guard number two is a real skating buff. A warm welcome for Long Wang! Traveling comes naturally to guard number three, as he's a licensed airplane pilot. Welcome, please, Enormous Genitals!

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Partager la citation sur facebook The Architect: What are you saying?
The Nurse: Leave her... come back to Montana with me.
The Architect: I could no sooner run away from her than myself.
The Nurse: I'm not asking you to run, I'm asking you to face reality!
The Architect: Whose reality, yours or mine?
The Nurse: My reality AND yours, that's whose!
The Architect: What are you saying?
The Nurse: Leave her! Come back to Montana with me!
The Architect: I could no sooner run away from her than myself!
The Nurse: I'm not asking you to run, I'm asking you to face reality!
The Architect: Whose reality, yours or mine?
The Nurse: My reality AND yours, that's whose!
The Architect: What are you saying?

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2nd guest: Phewww... Harvey still smoking those cigars?
3rd guest: CHRIST! Did a cow shit in here?

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Partager la citation sur facebook Dr. Klahn: What is important is that my guards have accepted bribes and failed in their duties! Now, they must prove themselves worthy to remain among us! Let us meet our guards!
Voiceover: Guard #1 is a senior on Klahn's mountain and aspires to be a research chemist. Welcome, please, Hung Well!

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Partager la citation sur facebook Game Show Host: Guard #1, you are out on your first date. It is too late to see a movie. What do you propose to do?
Guard #1: Well, uh, first, we walk along the beach in the moonlight. Then, I'll play love songs on my guitar. And the next morning...
Dr. Klahn: Bulkus!

Partager la citation sur facebook Game Show Host: Guard #2, if I were asleep, and you were my alarm clock, how would you wake me up in the morning?
Guard #2: Well, I wouldn't. I'm no ding-a-ling.
Dr. Klahn: Bulkus!

Partager la citation sur facebook Game Show Host: How about you, #3? The same question.
Guard #3: We are building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. We forge our spirits in the same tradition as our ancestors. Dr. Klahn is a magnificent leader. He has our gratitude. Let's all give Dr. Klahn a great big hand!

Partager la citation sur facebook Dr. Klahn: Bulkus!

Partager la citation sur facebook Claude LaMont: I live ze unknown, I love ze unknown, I am ze unknown.
Paul Burmaster: Claude, where are you living now?
Claude LaMont: Zat... is unknown. I don't know.

Partager la citation sur facebook Loo: And who are they?
Dr. Klahn: Refuse, found in waterfront bars.
Loo: Shanghaied?
Dr. Klahn: Just lost drunken men who don't know where they are and no longer care.
Prisoner #1: Where are we?
Prisoner #2: I don't care!
Loo: And these?
Dr. Klahn: These are lost drunken men who don't know where they are, but do care! And these are men who know where they are and care, but don't drink.
Prisoner #3: I don't know where I am?
Prisoner #4: And I don't drink!
Dr. Klahn: Guards! [to prisoner] Do you care?
Prisoner #5: No.
Dr. Klahn: Put this man in cell #1, and give him a drink.
Guard: What do you drink?
Prisoner #5: I don't care.

Partager la citation sur facebook Dr. Klahn: Now, bring me the prisoners!

Partager la citation sur facebook Dr. Klahn: Now, take him to be tortured!

Partager la citation sur facebook Dr. Klahn: And as for my American friend, the CIA thinks they can infiltrate the Mountain of Dr. Klahn!
CIA Agent: You can't scare me, you slant-eyed yellow bastard.

Partager la citation sur facebook Husband: Well, what's our little skeptic doing today?
Housewife: She's frying the cat in pure Nesson oil. [cat screams]

Partager la citation sur facebook A.M. Newscaster: In the meantime this is A.M. Today. It's 18 minutes after the hour and time for our daily feature of debate: Count/Pointercount. Once again here are John Fitzsimmons and Sheila Hamilton.
John Fitzsimmons: [alternately to Sheila and camera] Well Sheila, I guess even you and your liberal cronies have found the light at the end of the tunnel of love with our beloved president. The intellectuals have been much agitated and now, having gotten the presidency by exploiting the problems they themselves have manufactured, he has done his best to fuel their anxieties about him. Sheila. Will you and your pack of bleeding heart liberals never learn that expanding welfare roles only accelerate inflation and inevitably hurt most those they purport to help?
Sheila Hamilton: Why John, you old stick in the mud. [to camera] I've been listening to that horse shit of yours for months, and you can take that crap and blow it out your ass. And for good measure, sit on THIS [flips the bird] John.

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Partager la citation sur facebook Derek Murcott - Pennington (segment "A Fistful of Yen")

Partager la citation sur facebook William Tregoe - John Fitzsimmons (segment "A.M. Today")

Partager la citation sur facebook Eloise Hardt - Sheila Hamilton (segment "A.M. Today")