G.I. Joe : Conspiration (2013)

Partager la citation sur facebook Let's move! The world ain't saving itself !

Partager la citation sur facebook In the immortal words of Jay-Z: "Whatever deity may guide my life, dear lord don't let me die tonight. But if I shall before I wake, I'd accept my fate."

Partager la citation sur facebook I came here when I was fourteen, with a life expectancy of thirteen. I was bounced around from home to home until this... became my home. Guys would line up outside that door to fight me. They whooped my skinny ass so much I started to enjoy it. Until one winter, I grew eight inches, gained sixty pounds, punched a guy so hard he couldn't move his arm to tap out. Then when the Joes came recruiting to the hood, I'd already beaten down half of it. I became a Joe to serve. In the field. So if we're fighting uphill, we take the hill.

Partager la citation sur facebook Damn ninjas.

Partager la citation sur facebook [greeting Cobra Commander] Cool mask!

Partager la citation sur facebook Well the good news is no global warming summit next month.

Partager la citation sur facebook Why does anyone want to be president? Everybody wants to rule the world.

Partager la citation sur facebook On my orders, the covert special forces unit, codenamed Cobra, terminated with extreme prejudice Joe command, facilities, personnel. The GI Joes... are no more.

Partager la citation sur facebook You know, they call it a waterboard... but I never get bored!

Partager la citation sur facebook Firefly - good to see we're not running low on crazy.

Partager la citation sur facebook DOD says I can't come out of retirement. They didn't say anything about re-enlisting.

Partager la citation sur facebook It's not like I don't hear what you're saying. But an impostor president?

Partager la citation sur facebook [sneaking up behind the Joes] I'll take 2 boxes of Thin Mints and a box of Chuckle Lucks.

Partager la citation sur facebook Is this where I ask you what you have planned?

Partager la citation sur facebook Hustle up guys. You've got to get that defector and get the hell out of there. No delays.

Partager la citation sur facebook Snake Eyes. Last place I thought I'd see you. Warden James. It's a pleasure. I'm a very big fan. I love the black. It's very Johnny Cash.

Partager la citation sur facebook Listen to me. I sound like a real estate agent. I'm not here to sell you anything. Except maybe hopelessness.

Partager la citation sur facebook Destro... you're out of the band.

Partager la citation sur facebook The Cobra revolution has begun.

Partager la citation sur facebook Well how come when the general says it, it sounds crazy?

Partager la citation sur facebook [beating Roadblock] I want to see that face. The one where you realize today's the day. It's the face all those pretty little Joes had in the desert when I lit them all up like fireworks!

Partager la citation sur facebook Making more things go boom before 9 am. than most people do all day.

Partager la citation sur facebook Joe Colton: You alright?

Partager la citation sur facebook Lady Jaye: Yeah. Are you alright?

Partager la citation sur facebook Joe Colton: My cholesterol's a little high.

Partager la citation sur facebook Flint: We have to assume that there's no one we could trust.

Partager la citation sur facebook Roadblock: There is one man. He's the reason we call ourselves Joes.

Partager la citation sur facebook Roadblock: General.

Partager la citation sur facebook Joe Colton: Call me Joe.

Partager la citation sur facebook Captain Duke Hauser: Drive it like you stole it!

Partager la citation sur facebook Roadblock: As your good friend, you need a new catchphrase.

Partager la citation sur facebook Captain Duke Hauser: Anyone ever tell you, you fight ugly?
Roadblock: Not from their backs they don't.

Partager la citation sur facebook Roadblock: [seeing Mouse is nervous] My first drop, I popped a live round into my mouth. It keeps your teeth from chattering. Give it a shot.

Partager la citation sur facebook Mouse: Delicious.

Partager la citation sur facebook Roadblock: That's on the rise. Like your panties.
Captain Duke Hauser: You love my panties.

Partager la citation sur facebook Roadblock: That's an interesting choice of a joke. Of all the things you could say...
Captain Duke Hauser: Alright, ok, I'm just saying...
Roadblock: You love my panties?
Captain Duke Hauser: Are you going to shut up?
Roadblock: What does that mean?

Partager la citation sur facebook Roadblock: [to Snake Eyes, after planning to take down Cobra Commander] Snake Eyes, how's all of that sound?

Partager la citation sur facebook Roadblock: That's what I thought.

Partager la citation sur facebook Zartan: You know, they say this is a thankless job. But yesterday, I hung out with Bono. My new secret service; they want to burn the constitution. Literally. Do you know my favorite bit? I get to blow stuff up.
President: I bet that endears you to the people.
Zartan: Well that's the thing. Your approval ratings climbed nine points. Apparently, America wants someone who looks like you but acts like me.

Partager la citation sur facebook Lady Jaye: My dad could see me now...
Flint: What are you talking about?
Lady Jaye: You wouldn't believe it.
Flint: Why?
Lady Jaye: Third generation military. He desperately wanted a fourth. My mom had me.
Flint: Well he must be really proud of you then.
Lady Jaye: He didn't believe in female soldiers. I finally asked him why. He said he didn't want to put his life in the hands of a woman. I enlisted the next day. Spent the next seven years trying to outrank him so he'd have to salute me.
Flint: Did it work?
Lady Jaye: He died before I got the chance.

Partager la citation sur facebook Firefly: [after punching the president] That was for the tax high.
Zartan: Like you pay taxes.
Firefly: Ain't always about me.

Partager la citation sur facebook Roadblock: Where can we find you, general?
Joe Colton: Just need my orders.
Roadblock: You know we'd make a hell of a team.

Partager la citation sur facebook Joe Colton: [offering his car] It idles a little rough in neutral.
Roadblock: I ain't gonna be in neutral.
Joe Colton: Hoo-rah.

Partager la citation sur facebook French Leader: You will have to answer for this... to your Congress... your courts.
Cobra Commander: Correction: *They* will have to answer to *ME*.
Indian Leader: What is it you want?
Cobra Commander: I want it all!