Fry
Bender
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[
when dressed as a hooker as a distraction] Why hello boys [
gets shot] Your eyes say no, but your machine gun fire says [
gets shot more]
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Say, speaking of whatever the hell you just said, I need to make a cell phone telephone call. Can I borrow your cell phone telephone?
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you can't open your mouth if your your tongue is out...try it...you can do it but you look like a dog...you laugh at yourself and your smiling because you know that you have been tricked
Zapp Brannigan
Others
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Hermes: OK, everybody take a shovel, and a sixth of the planet. We'll meet back here in 50 years, our bodies broken and our lives wasted.
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Calculon: I'd like to thank the Academy, my agent, and most of all, my operating system, Windows Vista ['Windows' 7 for network release] for everything...[
begins malfunctioning] System Error!
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Scruffy: Life goes on, but I believe we'll forever carry the pain on the inside. [
turns the page of his Play-Boy-Ar-Dee magazine] Mm-hmm.
Dialogue
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Leela: Crudnuggets! We de-spaced right next to the
Nimbus!
Zoidberg: Just when you think the chase is over, it gets twice as exciting!
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Bender: All in.
Fry: But you didn't even look at your cards!
Bender: Looking at one's cards is a crutch for players who rely on skill.
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Leela: I can't believe you ratted me out, Fry.
Fry: I'm not a rat, I swear! If I'm any rodent it's the loyal Capybara, king of the rats. No, wait—
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Leela: [
to Bender] Why are you breaking us out? You're the one who put us in here!
Bender: Ah, but I'm Bender, baby, king of the combination shot. I put you in so that by busting you out, I could commit 50 felonies at once, putting me miles ahead of you for all-time longest wrap sheet.
Leela: You're one devious bastard.
Bender: That's what it says on my vanity plate!
Vanity plate reads: 1DVSBSTD
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Fry: Well, this is the end. There's so many things I wanted to say to you.
Leela: Like what?
Fry: Like: "This is not the end". But mostly just... I love you, Leela.
Leela: Maybe I waited too long to say this, but... I love you too. WORMHOLE!