Elle est trop bien (1999)

Partager la citation sur facebook What is this, some sort of dork outreach program?

Partager la citation sur facebook I feel just like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. You know, except for the whole hooker thing.

Partager la citation sur facebook Who the HELL would nominate me?

Partager la citation sur facebook Am I a bet? Am I a FUCKING BET?

Partager la citation sur facebook This is all fascinating, Taylor, but could you skip to the part where you decided to screw me over.

Partager la citation sur facebook Sometimes when you open up to people, you let the bad in with the good.

Partager la citation sur facebook All you have left is a C minus GPA with a Wonderbra.

Partager la citation sur facebook Give her the right look, the right boyfriend, and bam. In six weeks she's being named prom queen.

Partager la citation sur facebook So, Laney, I was wondering if you wanted to... [Laney walks away]... embarrass me horribly in front of all these people.

Partager la citation sur facebook It's not about disrespect, it's just gas.

Partager la citation sur facebook You didn't really think I'd leave for All-Star "Road Rules" and still be dating you? Oh, you did? That's so sweet.

Partager la citation sur facebook Mackenzie: So who's the lucky rebound skank?

Partager la citation sur facebook Taylor: You didn't think you became popular for real, did you? Oh, you did? That's so sweet.

Partager la citation sur facebook Dean: One second, you're Zach Siler, class president, stand-out athlete, all-around bad-ass mamba-jahamba; the next thing you know, you're Zach Siler, bitch-boy.

Partager la citation sur facebook Girl: My soul is an island, my car is a Ford.

Partager la citation sur facebook Zach: She kinda blew me off.
Mackenzie: I like her already.

Partager la citation sur facebook Dean: I mean, the girl's an institution in this place. Every girl wants to be her, and every guy wants to nail her.
Preston: Basically she's you, with tits.

Partager la citation sur facebook Dean: Is that a no?
Laney: That's a hell no.

Partager la citation sur facebook Zach: What was that?
Laney: I was busy.
Zach: Yeah, busy wiggin'.
Laney: I did not wig.
Zach: Oh, there was major wiggage.

Partager la citation sur facebook Taylor: [spilling drink on Laney] Oh, Oopsie. You know, you really should be more careful with silk.
Laney: Thank you.
Taylor: Excuse me?
Laney: Thank you. For a minute there, I forgot why I avoided places like this and people like you.
Taylor: Avoided us? Honey, look around you. To everyone here who matters, you're vapor, you're spam, a waste of perfectly good yearbook space, and nothing's ever gonna change that.

Partager la citation sur facebook Taylor: Oh, you aren't going to cry are you?

Partager la citation sur facebook Laney: Simon! Simon, I have got your breakfast! Are you up?
Simon: Give me a couple of minutes.
Laney: Simon Boggs, there are children in Mexico who have already been up for three hours making clothes for corporate America.

Partager la citation sur facebook Mackenzie: When was the last time you tweezed?
Laney: What?
Mackenzie: I mean your eyebrows.
Laney: Never, why?
Mackenzie: Ever watch Sesame Street?
Laney: Yeah.
Mackenzie: You know Bert?

Partager la citation sur facebook Laney: Screw the dolphins.
Jesse: A guy tried that last year, banned from Sea World for life.

Partager la citation sur facebook Taylor: Careful of what? OK, I could win this thing in florescent lighting, on the first day of my period, cloaked in tacky rags. Okay? My mother was prom queen in '71, my cousin - prom queen in '82, and my sister would have been prom queen in '94 if it wasn't for that scam on the Conway Bed tour bus, okay? I am a goddamn legacy, all right? And besides, not to be a bitch, but who's gonna beat Taylor Vaughan?
Katie: God, I hope that's not your acceptance speech.

Partager la citation sur facebook Jesse: I'm Jesse Jackson. I'm not a good dancer.
Mackenzie: I'm Mac. I go to school with 500 chicks.

Partager la citation sur facebook Taylor: Jump up my ass Zach.
Zach: Been there, done that.

Partager la citation sur facebook Zach: So, can I have the last dance?
Laney: No, you can have the first.

Partager la citation sur facebook Zach: Has anyone see Taylor?
Chandler: What?
Zach: You know, Taylor, my girlfriend.
Dean: Kinda tall, yells at everyone?

Partager la citation sur facebook Laney: Sir, have you reached a decision?
Man: Yes I have. Supersize my balls.

Partager la citation sur facebook Zach: Brock Hudson? What kind of a name is that?
Taylor: What kind of a name is "Zach?" OK, Brock is from "The Real World."
Zach: What, Reseda?
Taylor : No, like the TV show. "Real World LA", second season, hello!
Zach: The dyslexic volleyball guy? They kicked him out of the house.

Partager la citation sur facebook Dean: His dad owns Harrison Ford.
Laney: The actor?
Dean: No, the car dealership.

Partager la citation sur facebook Mackenzie: Nothing personal, Laney, but this particular... coif, doesn't really go with your face shape.
Laney: What do you have in mind?
Mackenzie: Well, I have an idea.
Laney: What kind of idea?
Mackenzie: ...You'd really have to trust me.

Partager la citation sur facebook Melissa: He spoke to me!
Girl #2: He called you Connie!
Melissa: So?
Girl #2: Your name is Melissa!