École paternelle (2003)

Partager la citation sur facebook Directed by Steve Carr. Written by Geoff Rodkey.

Partager la citation sur facebook [walking into Chapman Academy] Look at this place. It's Princeton for preschoolers.

Partager la citation sur facebook [while leading Miss Harridan into his house] Is there anything I can get you to drink? Coffee, tea, water, eye of newt?

Partager la citation sur facebook If you don't stop it with that Star Trek stuff, I'm gonna push you in that sticker bush.

Partager la citation sur facebook Any boob can run a day-care center, but it takes a family to raise some kids and that's what we're gonna be from now on: a family.

Partager la citation sur facebook When The Carrot is done with you, you will be nothing but a kumquat!

Partager la citation sur facebook Let's get safety gate crazy.

Partager la citation sur facebook [While Charlie is explaining a play for football] How about we just run in a circle?

Partager la citation sur facebook Charlie: What's going on?
Phil: Your worst nightmare.
Charlie: What?
Phil: Mr. Broccoli's a no-show.

Partager la citation sur facebook Kim: How was your day, baby?
Charlie: I lost my J-O-B.
Kim: You lost your J-O-B?
Charlie: I got F-I-R-E-D. Me and 300 other people.
Kim: They cannot do that.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Miss Harridan reads a flyer for a fundraiser called "Rock for Daddy Day Care"]
Miss Harridan: "Rock for Daddy Day Care. Help us finance our new permanent home." [put the flyer on her desk; to Jenny] Do you know what this means?
Jenny: It's a chance to improve ourselves through a little healthy competition?
Miss Harridan: [frustrated] No, you bubble-headed idiot. It's a death sentence. If they get their hands on a big enough space, they'll ruin me. They're selling fun. I can't compete with fun. [turns away in anger] I should've crushed them in the beginning when they were weak. It'll be harder now, but I have no choice. I've got to stop them.
Jenny: How're you gonna do that?
[Miss Harridan turns back to Jenny and smiles cruelly]
Miss Harridan: By any means necessary.

Partager la citation sur facebook Becca: We need more learning about things!
Charlie: More learning about things?
Becca: Yes. We're at a very critical age. You have to feed our minds!

Partager la citation sur facebook Charlie [to Phil]: Today, we need some organization and planned activities.
Phil: No. We need Ritalin and leashes, that's what we need.

Partager la citation sur facebook Jamie's Mom [to Jamie]: Who are you going to call if there's any problem? (gives her a phone)
Jamie: 911, Mommy.
Jamie's Mom: Oh, such a good girl!

Partager la citation sur facebook D-Day Is Coming

Partager la citation sur facebook Who's your Daddy?

Partager la citation sur facebook Felix Achille – Dylan

Partager la citation sur facebook Hailey Noelle Johnson – Becca

Partager la citation sur facebook Arthur Young – Nicky