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Disjoncté est un film américain de genre Drame réalisé par Ben Stiller sorti en France le 13 novembre 1996 avec Jim Carrey

Disjoncté (1996)

The Cable Guy

Disjoncté
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Chip Douglas

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook I learned the facts of life by watching The Facts of Life!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook You know, the problem with real life is there's no danger music! [begins humming]

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. You seem to prefer the latter.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Time to take a ride on the information superhighway.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Yeah, I was taking a shower and I heard the phone ring. Has that ever happened to you? Call me back later, we'll talk about it.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook You can watch the Louvre on one channel or watch female mud-wrestling on another! You can do your shopping at home or play Mortal Kombat with a friend in Vietnam!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook He's projecting all of his anger onto me. Maybe I should go.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Doth thou have a mug of ale for me and me mate? He has been pitched in battle for a fortnight, and has a king's thirst for the frosty brew that doth might brow for doth!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Really? So you call me? Ha, funny how you call when you NEED something. Is that how you treat people?

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook (during Steven's nightmare)I just wanna hang out! NO BIG DEEEEEAAAALLL!!!

Dialogue

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Cop: Play us a song!
Chip: Oh, no! I couldn't... all right, already. I fought the law, and the law won. You might recognize this song as performed by Jefferson Airplane, in a little rockumentary called Gimme Shelter, about the Rolling Stones and their nightmare at Altamont. That night the Oakland chapter of the Hell's Angels had their way. Tonight, it's my turn.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Steven: Can I get a knife and fork?
Melinda: There were no utensils in medieval times, hence there are no utensils at Medieval Times. Now, would you like a refill on that Pepsi?
Steven: There were no utensils, but there was Pepsi?
Melinda: Dude, I've got a lot of tables.

Taglines

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook He Can Be Your Best Friend Or Your Worst Enemy.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook For Steven Kovacs, The Price Of Cable...Just Went Up.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook There's No Such Thing as Free Cable.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Once You're Hooked...You're His.