Dirty Papy (2016)

Partager la citation sur facebook I haven't had sex in 15 years, Jason, and I want to fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!

Partager la citation sur facebook I'm going to get some beers. What about you, twinkle toes? You want some of dat drank? Some of dat purple drank? Some of dat purple-ass motherfucking pimp dick drank?

Partager la citation sur facebook Party till you're pregnant!

Partager la citation sur facebook The greatest gift a grandson can give his grandfather is a hot college girl who wants to have unprotected sex with him before he dies.

Partager la citation sur facebook Lenore: You're just a dirty, dirty grandpa, and I'm just a girl from Long Island City who likes to fuck old people.

Partager la citation sur facebook Jason: Being a corporate lawyer, it's got its upsides.
Dick: You know what I'd rather do?
Jason: What?
Dick: I'd rather let Queen Latifah shit in my mouth from a fucking hot air balloon.

Partager la citation sur facebook Dick: We have a long-standing bet - who's the better golfer. Obviously, I've got the bigger three-wood.
Lenore: Good. Maybe you can use it to hit your balls right into my vagina.

Partager la citation sur facebook Jason: Well, how do I look?
Dick: Like the keynote speaker at a butt-fucking convention.

Partager la citation sur facebook Lenore: Hi, Professor.
Dick: Well, there's the prettiest little girl on the beach.
Lenore: Thank you.
Dick: I was actually talking to him.
Bradley: Yup, immediately offensive. I'm going back to the hotel.
Dick: Just try not to join the cast of Rent on the way back.

Partager la citation sur facebook Lenore: I like your pull-out couch.
Dick: Yeah? Well, I got news for you. That's the only thing that's going to be pulling out tonight.

Partager la citation sur facebook Dick: Ah! Ahhh!
Lenore: Are you cumming or dying?

Partager la citation sur facebook Naughty is relative.

Partager la citation sur facebook Lose your way. Find your manhood.

Partager la citation sur facebook What did you learn from your grandparents?

Partager la citation sur facebook Richard, Sr.

Partager la citation sur facebook Lenore (2nd wife)

Partager la citation sur facebook David (son)

Partager la citation sur facebook Brooke (daughter-in-law)

Partager la citation sur facebook Jason (grandson)

Partager la citation sur facebook Shadia (granddaughter-in-law)

Partager la citation sur facebook Richard, Jr. (half-son)