Recherchez un film ou une personnalité :
FacebookConnexionInscription
Deux en un est un film américain de genre Drame réalisé par Frères Farrelly sorti en France le 7 janvier 2004 avec Matt Damon

Deux en un (2003)

Stuck on You

Deux en un
Si vous aimez ce film, faites-le savoir !

Dialogue

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Morty O'Reilly: I'm gonna have to level with you. Siamese twins ain't the easiest sell I've ever had.
Bob: We're not Siamese. We're American.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Walt: What's a four-letter word for snatch?
Bob: Grab.
Walt: Oh... right. Whoopsie.


Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [from trailer]
Bob: We share a liver.
April: Are you sure you even need a liver?

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Dart in Head Guy: [with dart stuck in his head] Hey, do I look different to you?
Man: You got a dart in your head, you dumb shit.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [Walt and Bob are considering separation]
Walt: Think about it. You'll be able to read a book alone, play golf by yourself, [whispering] masturbate in private like the good Lord intended.
Bob: What are you talking about?
Walt: Oh, please. Last night, it was like trying to sleep next to a paint-shaker.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook April: Can I ask you a personal question?
Walt: Nine inches.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook April: [after surgery to separate the twins] Bob, you look good.
Walt: He looks good. What am I, chopped liver?
April: Actually, yeah.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Rocket: [Bob is doing a bad job of cooking burgers by himself] Hey, Bob, get the lead out of your ass!
Bob: Hey, up yours, Rocket!
Rocket: [sarcastically] Oh, nice comeback.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Doctor 1: I'm afraid... we lost them. [girls gasp and begin to cry; other doctor enters]
Doctor 2: It's okay, they'd been taken up to the top floor. We found them.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Drive-by Heckler: Hey, Freaks!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Man in burger bar: [to Rocket] Hey! I ordered diet coke!
Rocket: Enjoy your meal.
Man in burger bar: [to Bob] Hey, you shouldn't have freaks in here!
Bob: You know, you're absolutely right, we don't want freaks in here, so Rocket, would you kindly show this freak to the door?

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Walt: What's a three-letter word for man's best friend?
April: Tit?
Walt: No, I've tried that already.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Bob: [to Walt] Don't you walk away from me!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Morty O'Reilly: If you do this, you're committing career suicide.
Walt: That's what they said when Erik Estrada quit "CHiPS".
Morty O'Reilly: You're shitting me. He quit?

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Walt: All right. Burgers on the house!
[everyone shouts "Yeah!"]
Bob: He's just kiddin', you cheap bastards.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Walt: Hey, Dave. How about another tall one?
Dave: Got it. How about you there, Bob?
Bob: No, no. No, I'm cool. I'm the designated walker tonight.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook May: [to Bob and Walt] Look, I was hoping we could have a word in private, I mean just the three of us.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook May: [to motel clerk] Hey, you wouldn't happen to know if Bob was alone, would you?
Moe: I highly doubt it.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Bob: Hey, I'm alone!
Convenience Store Patron: Great, buddy, you're gonna stay that way, too!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Mimmy: Bob, the people at Table 14 are really hungry, where's the food?
Bob: How much time have I got left?
Mimmy: You're already 14 minutes over!
Bob: Well, then, what are they bitching about? They're gonna get a free meal.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Bob: We flew over the Grand Canyon on our way out here.
May: Really?
Bob: Yeah, it's way different from the Vineyard. You know, with the big hole and shit. Um, and it's orange.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Walt: Christ, Bob, you haven't been laid in five years.
Bob: Hey, how you know? [Walt gives him a serious look] Damn.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Walt: She'll be back. Where else is she gonna find a guy like you?
Bob: I don't know. Chernobyl?

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Bob: [to Walt, on the operating table just before the twins are anesthetized for dangerous separation surgery] Promise me you'll still be there when I wake up.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Bob: Hi, how are ya? My name's Bob Tenor, but I'm really more of a baritone.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Walt: Time's up, Casanever. Can I join you for a drink?
Bar Hottie: Sure.
Walt: Okay, what's your name?
Bar Hottie: Debbie.
[they shake hands]
Walt: Hi, I'm Walt Tenor.
Bar Hottie: Nice to meet you.
Walt: Nice to meet you!

Taglines

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Brothers stick together.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook A Farrelly outrageous comedy.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Whatever happens to the boys, one thing is certain. Nothing will ever come between them.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Brothers. Best Friends. Twins. (Joined at the waist by 9 inches of flesh).

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook This is Bob. This is Walt.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook A new comedy from the director of There's Something About Mary and Shallow Hal.

Cast



Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Terence Bernie Hines - Moe Neary



Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Steve Tyler (actor) - Detective Reudy