Crève, Smoochy, crève ! (2002)

Partager la citation sur facebook Even when you're squeaky clean, you can still fall in the mud.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Smoochy holds up a penis-shaped cookie made by Randolph] What are you, blind? It's a cock! It's not a rocket, you dumb fuck! It's a cock! Look. It's a cock and balls! A dick! Chorizo and the huevos! It's a big stiffy! Yeah, it's a penis! Penis maximus! A willie! A weenie! Mr. Jiggle Daddy! The one-eyed wonder weasel! Don't you see that? It's Jimmy and the twins. Rumple Foreskin. He made this. It's made from dil-dough.

Partager la citation sur facebook [to a baby, after framing Sheldon] Hello, little nipple-nibbler. The rhino's a Nazi!

Partager la citation sur facebook [after being assaulted by Tommy and her henchmen] All right, you spudsucking fucks! I'm suing your Riverdance ass! [heavy Irish accent] I'm gonna send you all the way back home, eh?!

Partager la citation sur facebook [to Sheldon] Do not start with your magician's tricks, young Moses! I am Pharaoh! And you are my slave...and this is my kingdom! [starts singing to the tune of Old MacDonald Had a Farm] Rainbow Randolph is the man; Yes, oh, yes, he is! He's the king of Rainbowland; Yes, oh, yes, he is! With some fun, fun here and a laugh, laugh there, Here a dance, there a song; everything is fun, fun! Rainbow Randolph is the King [stars to cry] La, la, la, la...[covers his face]

Partager la citation sur facebook [singing] Where can you go when skies turn grey? Where the sun always shines and the animals play? Where every day is a happy day? Well, Smoochy's here to show the way!

Partager la citation sur facebook When my brothers and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker.

Partager la citation sur facebook [singing] He slams the door, He stomps his feet, He sends me to bed with zilch to eat. But my step-dad's not mean, he's just adjusting.

Partager la citation sur facebook Now I'm not pointing any fingers, Lord knows you start pointing fingers and someone's gonna get poked. And I want you both to know that its not my intention to try and poke either of you.

Partager la citation sur facebook You can't change the world but you can make a dent.

Partager la citation sur facebook Someone toss me a beach towel because my head is swimming.

Partager la citation sur facebook Let's face it. Big junkies come from little junkies. We gotta nip this in the bud, Burke!

Partager la citation sur facebook There are a lot of kids and a lot of junkies out there who are counting on me.

Partager la citation sur facebook Angelo Pike: He was jacked up higher than a prom dress in June.

Partager la citation sur facebook Tommy Kotter: [at a funeral] It's a shame this happened. Okay, now let's go pray and get shit-faced.

Partager la citation sur facebook Nora Wells: You're here to sell sugar and plastic.

Partager la citation sur facebook Merv Green: Wipe your forehead Frank, you got plenty of time to sweat.

Partager la citation sur facebook Merv Green: Eventually we all grow old and die, only sometimes the growing old part doesn't happen.

Partager la citation sur facebook Randolph: You want your little booger eater on my show?
Wife: Yes, very much.
Randolph: Then don't tell me how to run my fucking business.

Partager la citation sur facebook Tommy: We're going to find him, cut off his balls, and shove 'em up his ass.
Sheldon: Well, maybe we should leave that for the cops, Tommy.
Roy: Cops won't do the ball thing, it's against procedure.

Partager la citation sur facebook Sheldon: I'll be in my office, the big one with a view!
Nora: They all have views, you dumb shit!
Sheldon: Not looking this way, cupcake!

Partager la citation sur facebook [Randolph mentions his long-ago affair with Nora]
Nora: That was a long time ago. I was young and stupid.
Randolph: And limber.

Partager la citation sur facebook Cop: Are you okay?
Randolph: I don't know. I'm kinda fucked up in general, so it's hard to gauge.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Merv gets kidnapped by the mob]
Merv Green: It was a mistake! An honest mistake! I only did it to help the children!
Tommy Kotter: You like kids, eh?
Merv Green: Yes!
Tommy Kotter: You like fairy tales, then?
Merv Green: Yeah!
Tommy Kotter: Jimmy, tell him the one about the worthless prick that got his head chopped off with an axe.

Partager la citation sur facebook Tommy Kotter: Roy, have you got the hammer?
Roy: Always got the hammer, Tommy.

Partager la citation sur facebook Bartender: I never saw anyone get buzzed off of orange juice.
Sheldon: Let me tell you a secret - if you squirt a little liquid alfalfa in, it's blast-off time.

Partager la citation sur facebook Reporter: How does it feel to be the most hated man in America?
Randolph: In this country full of neanderthals, I wear it as a fucking badge of honor.
Reporter 2: Nora Wells says you have an unhealthy obsession with Mopes.
Randolph: I barely know that bitch, okay? And she's been down on everything but the Titanic. She spreads like cream cheese for Sheldon.
Reporter 3: What about the rumors that you're mentally imbalanced?
Randolph: WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?! THAT'S BULLSHIT!!! I'm not mentally imbalanced. I'm on the same dosage I've always been.

Partager la citation sur facebook [As Randolph and Buggy dangle from a ceiling catwalk]
Randolph: Let go of me you FUCKING JUNKIE!
[As Buggy loses his grip, plummeting to his death]
Buggy: I never saw Venice!

Partager la citation sur facebook Randolph: I'm a fraud. I'm a wicked man who's done some wicked acts.
Sheldon: Well, it's like the song says... [flips the gun's cylinder in place] We all have our bad days.

Partager la citation sur facebook Get ready for an unexpected hit.

Partager la citation sur facebook He's Big, He's Blue, He's Smoochy... and He's got to DIE!

Partager la citation sur facebook It's the Rhino vs. the Wino... with a little help from the mob