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Crazy Kung‐Fu est un film Hongkongais de genre Art martial réalisé par Stephen Chow sorti en France le 11 mars 2005 avec Yuen Qiu

Crazy Kung‐Fu (2004)

Gōngfu

Crazy Kung‐Fu
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Sing

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [To ice cream vendor] What're you looking at? Never seen an ice cream thief before? [Runs away without paying, laughing maniacally]

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [Shouting while puncturing football] No more soccer!

Landlady

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook How come you became righteous? Have you anything to say? [Sing draws a stick of candy on the ground with his blood] I can't read it, it's not in Chinese!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [To tailor] What's with the red underwear?

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook You may know kung fu... but you're still a fairy.

The Beast

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook In the world of kung fu, speed defines the winner.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Don't get me wrong! I only want to kill you, or be killed by you.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook It's just a title.(Refering to the name The Beast)

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook This doesn't make any sense at all.

Other

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Axe Gang Advisor: Let's kill them all and make this place a brothel!

Dialogue

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Brother Sum: Ever killed anyone?
Sing: I've always thought about it.and shut up.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Bone: You gave him your life savings?
Sing: Yes. I was saving to become a doctor or lawyer... but this was a chance at world peace.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Sing: [feelingly] I realized then that good guys never win. I want to be bad. I want to be a ruthless killer!
Bone: [looks up] Ice cream!
[He leaves]
Sing: Where?
[He follows]

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Bone: Memories can be painful. To forget may be a blessing!
Sing: [amazed] I never knew you were so deep.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Axe Gang Advisor: So that makes you the best killers in circulation, right?
Harpist #1: In actuality, we are just a pair of street musicians.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Barber: Why don't you train us to be top fighters... and we'll avenge them!
Landlady: Becoming a top fighter takes time, unless you're a natural-born kung-fu genius, and they're 1 in a million.
Barber: [Doing martial arts routine] It's obvious I'm the one!
Landlady: [Punches him in the face, knocking him to the floor] Don't think so.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [After Sing defeats him with the Buddhist Palm technique]
The Beast: What is the name of your technique?
Sing: Do you want to learn? I will teach you.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Donut: [in English] What are you prepared to do?
Landlord: We can't understand what you're saying!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Landlord: [commenting on Sing's martial arts techniques] If he studies hard, he could be a doctor or a lawyer.
Landlady: A stuntman, more likely.

Taglines

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook A New Comedy Unlike Anything You Have Seen Before.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook So Many Gangsters... So Little Time.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook From Walking Disaster To Kung Fu Master.