But I'm a Cheerleader (2000)

Partager la citation sur facebook Megan's Dad: Dear Lord, please bless this food that we are about to eat. We thank you for the abundance that You have provided. Please help us to follow Your path, the one you intended us all to follow. And Lord... please help us to obey the roles in life You set for us. For all that is natural and... healthy... and sacred, in Your name we pray. Amen.

Partager la citation sur facebook Mike: I myself was once a gay. Now I'm an ex-gay, Megan. I work for a place called True Directions who help people, like yourself, to learn to understand the reasons behind homosexual tendencies, and how to heal them.

Partager la citation sur facebook Mary: Looks like we got you just in time. What are you? About 17?

Partager la citation sur facebook Megan's Dad: Yes!
Mary: Almost lost her to college. It’s so much harder once they’ve been through all that liberal arts brainwashing, but we’ve saved a few.

Partager la citation sur facebook Narrator of True Direction video: No one would have guessed what would happen to this sweet little girl. By a young age, Kelly had a promising future: mommy's little helper and prom queen. Kelly had hopes to be a model one day. That is... until she was recruited into the homosexual lifestyle.

Partager la citation sur facebook True Direction's motto: Straight is great.

Partager la citation sur facebook Step 1 - Admitting you're a homosexual

Partager la citation sur facebook Hilary: There's no inappropriate behavior allowed.

Partager la citation sur facebook Megan: Inappropriate...like swearing?
Graham: No, inappropriate like fucking.

Partager la citation sur facebook Mary: Megan, meet the rest of our group.

Partager la citation sur facebook Jan: Hi, Megan. I'm Jan, and I'm a softball player, and I'm a homosexual.
Sinead: I'm Sinead. I like pain. I'm homosexual.
Joel: I'm Joel. I'm a Jew. And I... ho-homosexual.
Graham: We met.
Mary: Graham.
Graham: I'm Graham, and I like girls, a lot. And I'm a homosexual.
Andre: Andre. Actor. Dancer. Homosexual.
Dolphe: Dolph. Homosexual. Varsity wrestler. How you doing?
Clayton: Hi. I'm Clayton Dunn. I work in retail, I'm a homosexual.

Partager la citation sur facebook Hilary: Well, um... have you ever had sex with him?

Partager la citation sur facebook Megan: I'm a Christian.
Hilary: It's really easy to be a prude when you're not attracted to him, isn't it?

Partager la citation sur facebook Megan: I'm not perverted! I get good grades! I go to church! I'm a cheerleader! I'm not like all of you!

Partager la citation sur facebook Jared: You don't even like to kiss me!

Partager la citation sur facebook Megan: I'm a homosexual! I'm a homosexual! I'm a homosexual! I'm a homosexual! [...] Oh my god... they were right. I'm a homo. [cries]

Partager la citation sur facebook Andre [talking about Graham]: She's just upset, because the fish on her plate is the only kind she can eat.

Partager la citation sur facebook Mary: I have told you over and over again! No more sipping! Chug it, like a man! Go on, chug!

Partager la citation sur facebook Graham: After advanced cal and Chaucer I can follow this psychobabble.

Partager la citation sur facebook Mary: This psychobabble, young lady is the only healthy alternative to the gay lifestyle. Other than guzzling a bottle of tranquilizers or slashing your wrists.

Partager la citation sur facebook Step 2 - Rediscovering your gender identity

Partager la citation sur facebook Mary: I think it might be a great idea for Megan to be reminded of your root, Graham.

Partager la citation sur facebook Graham: My mother got married in pants.
Mary: All right, let's see, Dolph?
Dolph: Too many locker room showers with the varsity team.
Mary: Hilary?
Hilary: All girl boarding school.
Mary: Sinead?
Sinead: I was born in France.
Mary: Clayton?
Clayton: My mom let me play in her pumps.
Jan: I like balls.
Mary: Why thank you for that, Jan.
Mary: Joel?
Joel: Traumatic bris.

Partager la citation sur facebook Megan: Women have roles. After you learn that, you'll stop objectifying them.

Partager la citation sur facebook Mike: Don't you see how sad and pathetic you all are, always wanting something... you can't have? If I catch you looking at another man like that ever again, you'll be watching sports the whole weekend!

Partager la citation sur facebook Step 3 - Family therapy

Partager la citation sur facebook Mary: Megan, it's your turn to report out your root.

Partager la citation sur facebook Megan: I think it might be my parents.
Mary: Okay, go with that.
Megan: You know we've kinda been like this greeting card family. And then there was that one year where... well Dad was unemployed and Mom had to support us.
Megan's Dad: Wait a minute, that was only for nine months. And then I was offered a much better job at the plant.
Megan: Maybe seeing Mom kind of being the Dad, maybe l maybe I got the wrong idea about the roles of men and women.
Mary: Absolutely. I can't believe that you didn't mention this earlier. Your father was emasculated, your mother was domineering.
Megan: Well not exactly.
Mary: You wanted to emulate your mother. You have no respect for men, because you don't respect your father.

Partager la citation sur facebook Megan: 2, 4, 6, 8, God is good--

Partager la citation sur facebook Graham: God is straight!
Megan: Hey, that's good.

Partager la citation sur facebook Megan: Cheers are supposed to be simple, make people feel good.

Partager la citation sur facebook Graham: Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel good.

Partager la citation sur facebook Graham: I thought it was just an act, but you really are sweet as fucking pie, aren't you?

Partager la citation sur facebook Graham: You are who you are. The only trick is not getting caught.

Partager la citation sur facebook All [singing]: 5, 6, 7, 8, God is good, God is straight. 1, 2, 3, 4, inverts we will be no more. 5, 6, 7, 8, God is good, God is straight.

Partager la citation sur facebook Graham: Would you tie her to your bed and zap her to death? Or are you running low on batteries?

Partager la citation sur facebook Step 4 - Demystifying the opposite sex

Partager la citation sur facebook Graham: Larry and Lloyd are ex, ex-gays.

Partager la citation sur facebook Megan: From True Directions?
Lloyd: We were among Mary's ranks before we defected. We're just trying to provide you all with a balanced perspective, to see that there are options. In the end it's up to you whether choose to live a...
Larry: ...lie.
Lloyd: Whether you want to be who you are or keep it hidden, is really more what we're about.
Megan: So you run like, the underground homo railroad?

Partager la citation sur facebook Megan: You didn't tell me you were taking me to a gay bar!

Partager la citation sur facebook Graham: Where else would we go?

Partager la citation sur facebook Megan: I refuse to accept a false solution to my problem. I resist temptation and seek to solve my problem.

Partager la citation sur facebook Graham: I don't like Sinead that way.

Partager la citation sur facebook Megan: Which way is that, clothed?

Partager la citation sur facebook Jan: I'm a heterosexual.

Partager la citation sur facebook Mike: Not yet, honey. You're almost there. And don't speak out of turn.
Jan: No, I know, I've never been gay.
Mike: Jan remember, you were molested. And just take a look at yourself.
Jan: Everybody thinks I'm this big dyke because I wear baggy pants, and play softball, and I'm not as pretty as other girls, but that doesn't make me gay. I like guys. I can't help it. I want a big fat wiener up my...
Andre: Amen, sister.

Partager la citation sur facebook Joel: No, I didn't go to the Cocksucker. I've never been to the Cocksucker. I won't. My cocksucking days are over. I am normal.

Partager la citation sur facebook Sign: Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks.

Partager la citation sur facebook All: Adam and Eve! Not Adam and Steve!

Partager la citation sur facebook All: We are here! We're not queer! We're not going anywhere!

Partager la citation sur facebook Joel [to Graham]: You are so goof at being straight.

Partager la citation sur facebook The final test

Partager la citation sur facebook Andre: I just wasn't meant to be butch. I'm a sissy. [cries]

Partager la citation sur facebook Joel: You're more than just a sissy. You're nice, and clean, and smart...and sexy and firm and luscious and...

Partager la citation sur facebook Andre: Excuse me! The last thing I need right now is some fruit who's just proved he's straight telling my ass how sexy I am! Congratulations, liars! You know who you are and you know who you want. Ain't nothing gonna change that, shit!

Partager la citation sur facebook Mary [to Megan]: Get out of bed! You hormonal hussy! I can't believe you did this!

Partager la citation sur facebook Mary [to Graham]: It's your choice; you can run off with Megan and turn into a raging bull-dyke, or you can do the simulation and graduate and lead a normal life.

Partager la citation sur facebook Step 5 - simulated sexual lifestyle

Partager la citation sur facebook Lloyd: I love my Larry bear!

Partager la citation sur facebook Mary: Foreplay is for sissies! Real men go in, unload and pull out!

Partager la citation sur facebook Graduation

Partager la citation sur facebook Megan: 1, 2, 3, 4 - I won't take no anymore! 5, 6, 7, 8 - I want you to be my mate! 1, 2, 3 ,4 - You're the one that I adore! 5, 6, 7, 8 - Don't run from me cause this is fate!

Partager la citation sur facebook Mary: Megan, you stop it, this instant! Because you will wallow in the smut of your homosexual depravity for the rest of your life!

Partager la citation sur facebook Katharine Towne as Sinead

Partager la citation sur facebook Katrina Phillips as Jan