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Bienvenue à Zombieland est un film américain de genre Comédie réalisé par Ruben Fleischer sorti en France le 25 novembre 2009 avec Woody Harrelson

Bienvenue à Zombieland (2009)

Zombieland

Bienvenue à Zombieland
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Columbus

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [voiceover] Oh, America. I wish I could tell you that this was still America, but I've come to realize that you can't have a country without people. And there are no people here. No, my friends. This is now the United States of Zombieland. It's amazing how quickly things can go from bad to total shitstorm.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook The first rule of Zombieland: Cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons... were the fatties.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook In those moments where you're not quite sure if the undead are really dead, dead, don't get all stingy with your bullets. I mean, one more clean shot to the head, and this lady could have avoided becoming a human Happy Meal. Woulda…coulda…shoulda.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook I used to avoid people like they were zombies before they were zombies. Now that they are all now zombies, I kinda miss people.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [voiceover, face to face with a zombie clown] Oh God. Look at this fucking clown. Of course…it had to be a clown! No, wait. It had to be a clown. And it had to be Wichita up there to make me realize that some rules… [the words "RULE #17: DON'T BE A HERO" appear, with the word "DON'T" falling down] …are meant to be broken. Time to nut up or shut up. Fuck this clown.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook So until next time, remember: Cardio, seat belts, and this really has nothing to do with anything, but a little sunscreen never hurt anybody. I'm Columbus, Ohio from Zombieland, saying good night.

Tallahassee

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Time to nut up or shut up.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook My momma always told me someday you'll be good at somethin'. Who'd have guessed that somethin' would be zombie killin'?

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Goddamn it, Bill fucking Murray! I had to get that out. I don't mean to gush. This is so surreal. I mean, you probably get this all the time. Maybe not lately, but I'm such a huge fan of yours. You know, I swear, I've seen every one of your movies a million times. I even loved your dramatic roles and just everything. Six people left in the world and one of them is Bill fucking Murray. I know that's not your middle name. I've been watching you since I was like... Since I could masturbate. I mean, not that they're connected.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook There is a box of Twinkies in there. And not just any Twinkies, but the last box of Twinkies in the whole universe. And believe it or not, Twinkies have an expiration date, and pretty soon, life's little Twinkie gauge is going to go...empty.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [about Columbus, after seeing him kiss Wichita] Finally got to first base. Not bad for that scrawny little spit fuck.

Dialogue

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Columbus: You know, Tallahassee and Columbus are, both uh...east.
Tallahassee: So?
Columbus: So, Tallahassee, you wanna stick together? At least - at least for a while?
Tallahassee: Here's the deal, Columbus. Uh, I'm not easy to get along with, and I'm sensing you're a bit of a bitch, so, uh, I'll get this relationship to about Texarkana.
Columbus: Really? Yeah. You'll take me as far as Texarkana.
Tallahassee: You're a peppy little spit fuck, aren't you?
Columbus: You might wanna buckle up, you know for safety.
Tallahassee: I can tell already, you are gonna get on my nerve.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Columbus: You know there's a place untouched by all this crap?
Tallahassee: Back east, yeah?
Columbus: Yeah. Yeah. You heard the same thing?
Tallahassee: Out west, we hear it's back east. Back east, they hear it's out west. It's all just nonsense. You know, you're like a penguin on the North Pole who hears the South Pole is really nice this time of the year.
Columbus: There are no penguins on the North Pole.
Tallahassee: You wanna feel how hard I can punch?

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Columbus: Hey, for fuck's sake, enough already! We are being chased by ravenous freaks. Like we don't have enough problems. Oh, they stole my hummer. Oh, we have trust issues. Well get over it! We can't just fucking drive down the road playing I Spy or some shit for two hours like four normal-ass Americans? Fuck me.
Tallahassee: Whoa.
Columbus: I know.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Columbus: [about Tallahassee] Don't worry. He grows on you.
Wichita: Really?
Columbus: No, it gets worse.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [The group plays Monopoly]
Wichita: Ooo, Free Parking! Which, coincidentally, is the best thing about living in Zombieland.
Columbus: You want to know the best thing about Z-land? No Facebook status updates. You know, "Rob Curtis is gearing up for Friday." Who cares?
Talahassee: The best part is no more flushing. Epic.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Tallahassee: Bill Murray, you're a zombie?
[Wichita hits Bill in his back with a golf club]
Bill Murray: [cries in pain] Ow, I'm on fire! Ouch!
Tallahassee: You're not a zombie, you're talking and... You're okay?
Bill Murray: The hell I am.
Wichita: I'm sorry. I didn't know it was... It was "you" you.
Tallahassee: Are you...? What's with the get-up?
Bill Murray: Oh, I do it to blend in. You know. Zombies don't mess with other zombies. Buddy of mine, makeup guy, he showed me how to do this. Corn starch. You know, some berries, a little licorice for the ladies. Suits my lifestyle, you know. I like to get out and do stuff. Just played nine holes on the Riviera. Just walked on. Nobody there.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Wichita You know between you, me and "What About Bob?"... You're actually kinda cute.
Columbus: You think so?
Wichita: Yeah. I mean you got the guts of a guppy but I could hit that.
Columbus Really?
Wichita: Or at least give you the intentional walk to first.

Taglines

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Welcome to Zombieland.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Our land is their land.



Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Survival rule #21: Avoid strip clubs.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Survival rule #28: Get a kickass partner.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Survival rule#4: Don't be a hero.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Survival rule #1: Cardio.