Beetlejuice (1988)

Partager la citation sur facebook [reading obituary] Ooh-la-la, what have we got here? The Maitlands. [laughs] Cute couple. Look nice and stupid, too! [more laughing]

Partager la citation sur facebook Hey, these aren't my rules! Come to think of it, I don't have any rules!

Partager la citation sur facebook I'm the ghost with the most, babe.

Partager la citation sur facebook YOU BUNCHA LOSERS!!! YOU'RE WORKING WITH A PROFESSIONAL HERE!!! (kicks over a tree; quietly observes it for a moment) NICE FUCKING MODEL!!! (grabs his crotch and squeezes it twice with a bike horn sound)

Partager la citation sur facebook Attention, K-Mart shoppers!

Partager la citation sur facebook And that, is why I won't do two shows a night anymore babe, I won't.

Partager la citation sur facebook Well...what do we got here tonight, kids? [Sees the Maitlands] Oooo, well, we got the, uh, Maitlands. Uh, I think, uh, they've had enough "exorcise" for tonight. [Mimes a golf swing, the Maitlands collapse]

Partager la citation sur facebook [To Otho] Not so fast, round boy. We're gonna have some laughs!

Partager la citation sur facebook We come for your daughter, Chuck.

Partager la citation sur facebook Nobody says the "B" word.

Partager la citation sur facebook It's showtime!

Partager la citation sur facebook [After his head spins] Don't you hate it when that happens?

Partager la citation sur facebook I'll eat anything you want me to eat, I'll swallow anything you want me to swallow, so come on down and I'll... chew on a dog! (howls)

Partager la citation sur facebook [About her stepmother, Delia] She's sleeping with Prince Valium tonight.

Partager la citation sur facebook My whole life is a darkroom. [Slowly, for effect] One. Big. Dark. Room.

Partager la citation sur facebook I plan to have a stroke from the amount of MSG that's in this food.

Partager la citation sur facebook [realizing that Adam and Barbara are ghosts] The funeral. God. You guys really are dead.

Partager la citation sur facebook I will live with you in this hellhole, but I must express myself. If you don't let me gut out this house and make it my own, I will go insane and I will take you with me!

Partager la citation sur facebook Don't mind her. She's still upset that someone dropped a house on her sister.

Partager la citation sur facebook Delia: I can't believe we're eating Cantonese. Is there no Szechuan up here?
Lydia: I plan to have a stroke from the amount of MSG that's in this food.
Delia: This is our first meal in this house, so why don't we all do our little private parts to make it a pleasant one?
Charles: Don't bait your mother, Pumpkin. As soon as we get settled, we'll build you a darkroom in the basement.
Lydia: My whole life is a darkroom. One. Big. Dark. Room.
Delia: So you were miserable in the city, and now you're going to be miserable out here in the sticks. At least someone's life hasn't been upheaved.

Partager la citation sur facebook Lydia: [On the new house] Delia hates it. [sees a huge spider on a web] I could live here.

Partager la citation sur facebook Charles: Pumpkin, sweetheart... [kisses her and forces her out his study room] Go help your mother.
Lydia: Maybe you can relax in a haunted house, but I can't.

Partager la citation sur facebook Juno: What's wrong?
Barbara: We're very unhappy.
Juno: What did you expect? You're dead.

Partager la citation sur facebook Lydia: Are you the guys hiding out in the attic?
Adam: We're ghosts!
Lydia: What do you look like under there?
Adam: Aren't you scared?
Lydia: I'm not scared of sheets. Are you gross under there? Are you Night of the Living Dead under there? Like all bloody veins and pus?
Adam: Night of the what?
Lydia: Living Dead. It's a movie.
Barbara: You know, if I had seen a ghost at your age I would have been scared out of my wits.
Adam: You can see us without the sheets?
Lydia: Of course I can see you.
Adam: Well, how is it you see us and nobody else can?
Lydia: Well, I've read through that handbook for the recently deceased. It says: 'live people ignore the strange and unusual. I, myself, am strange and unusual.
Barbara: You look like a regular girl to me.
Adam: You've read our book?
Lydia: Yeah.
Adam: You can follow it?
Lydia: Yeah. Why were you guys creeping around in Delia's bedroom?
Adam: We were trying to scare your mother.
Lydia: Stepmother. Anyway, you can't scare her. She's sleeping with Prince Valium tonight.

Partager la citation sur facebook Dumb Football Player #1: Coach? Coach, where's the men's room?
Juno: I'm not your coach! He survived.
Dumb Football Player #2: Wait, Coach. Let me get something straight. What's our curfew around here?
Juno: Will you get out of here?!? Go on, get downstairs! "Men's room" - are you kidding? Can't you read signs?
[they come back into the office later]
Dumbest Football Player: Coach?
Juno: What?
Dumbest Football Player: I don't think we survived that crash.
Juno: How did you guess?

Partager la citation sur facebook Lydia: They don't wanna come down.
Delia: Charles...
Otho: Why not?
Lydia: I think the reason is, is that they were trying to scare you away, and you didn't get scared.
Delia: Please, they're dead. It's a little late to be neurotic.

Partager la citation sur facebook Lydia: Mr. and Mrs. Maitland? Hello? Where are you?
Beetlejuice: Dead. Dead, dead, deadski.
Lydia: Of course they're dead. They're ghosts.
Beetlejuice: No, I mean they're gone, split, out of here, afterlife kids, deceased-ahh.
Lydia: Are you a ghost too?
Beetlejuice: I'm a ghost with the most, babe. [Gets up from his lounge chair] Y'know, you look like somebody I can relate to. Maybe you could help me get out of here, you know, 'cause I gotta tell you: this dead thing is- [Picks up and eats a beetle from the ground] -it's just too creepy. See, here's my problem; I got these friends on the outside I said I'd meet, y'know, and but it's the kind of thing I have to be there in person, y'know, so I was just wondering could you help me get out of here?
Lydia: [Sighing sadly] I want to get in.
Beetlejuice: [Confused] ...why?

Partager la citation sur facebook In This House... If You've Seen One Ghost... You Haven't Seen Them All.

Partager la citation sur facebook He's guaranteed to put some life, in your afterlife.

Partager la citation sur facebook Say it once... Say it twice... But we dare you to say it THREE TIMES!

Partager la citation sur facebook The name in laughter from the hereafter.