Bee Movie : Drôle d'abeille (2007)

Partager la citation sur facebook According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Partager la citation sur facebook Thanks for the coffee. Sorry, I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life.

Partager la citation sur facebook You know I'm not attracted to the spiders! I know, with everyone else, it's the hottest thing, with the 8 legs and all... I can't get by that face.

Partager la citation sur facebook Do you know what a Cinnabon is? It's bread! And frosting! And cinnamon! They heat it up! Really hot!

Partager la citation sur facebook [scoffs] "Tournament of Roses". Roses can't do sports.

Partager la citation sur facebook We're the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers, and dress like this!

Partager la citation sur facebook My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants.

Partager la citation sur facebook I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it.

Partager la citation sur facebook Moose blood guy!!

Partager la citation sur facebook Help me!

Partager la citation sur facebook Ya like jazz?

Partager la citation sur facebook [last line] I had virtually no rehearsal for that.

Partager la citation sur facebook Barry why don't you use the stairs? Your father paid good money for those.

Partager la citation sur facebook Barry I told you, stop flying in the house!

Partager la citation sur facebook I wish he would always dress like that, it's so nice.

Partager la citation sur facebook Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.

Partager la citation sur facebook WHY IS YOGURT NIGHT SO DIFFICULT?!

Partager la citation sur facebook And for your information, I prefer sugar-free Artificial-Sweeteners, MADE BY MAN!

Partager la citation sur facebook I've got issues!

Partager la citation sur facebook OHHH!!! That bee is living my life!

Partager la citation sur facebook When will this nightmare END?!

Partager la citation sur facebook Match point! You can just start packing up honey, ‘cause I believe you’re about to EAT IT!!!

Partager la citation sur facebook I know it’s got an aftertaste! I LIKE IT!!!

Partager la citation sur facebook Barry: 3 days of grade school, 3 days of high school…
Adam: Those were so awkward.
Barry: 3 days of college…? I'm glad I took that one day off in the middle and just hiked around the hive.
Adam: You did come back different.

Partager la citation sur facebook Buzzwell: Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of 9:15… and that concludes our graduation ceremonies.
Barry: Yay!
Buzzwell: And begins your career at Honex Industries!

Partager la citation sur facebook Adam: Hey, did you hear about Frankie?
Barry: Yeah.
Adam: You going to his funeral?
Barry: No, I'm not going to his funeral. Everybody knows you sting someone, you die. You don't waste it on a squirrel. He was such a hothead.
Adam: Yeah, I guess he could've just gotten out of the way.

Partager la citation sur facebook Martin: Our son, the stirrer.
Janet: [extremely happy] You're gonna be a stirrer?
Barry: Nobody's listening to me!
Martin: Wait'll you see the sticks I have for you.
Barry: I can say anything I want right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
Janet: [ignores Barry] Let's open up some fresh honey and celebrate!
Barry: Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack it up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth, and start calling everybody "dawg"!

Partager la citation sur facebook Martin: We're still here, Barry.
Janet: I told you not to yell at him. He doesn't have responsibility when you yell at him.
Martin: Then why are you yelling at me?
Janet: Because you don't listen!
Martin: Argh, I'm not listening to this.

Partager la citation sur facebook [The Archies: Sugar, Sugar]
Vanessa: You coming? All set! Watch this!
[explosion]

Partager la citation sur facebook Radio: From NPR news in Washington, I'm Carl Kasell.

Partager la citation sur facebook Man 1: You hear something?
Man 2: Like what?
Man 1: Like tiny screaming.
Man 2: Turn off the radio.

Partager la citation sur facebook Announcer: Hive at 5, the hive's only full-hour action news source.
[screaming]
Bees: No more bee beards!
Announcer: With Bob Bumble at the Anchor Desk, weather with Storm Stinger, sports with Buzz Larvi, and Jeanette Chung.

Partager la citation sur facebook Vanessa: My only interest is flowers.
Barry: Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan.

Partager la citation sur facebook Vanessa: Oh, you poor thing. You 2 have been at this for hours!
Barry: [sarcastically] Yes, and Adam here has a been a huge help. [Adam asleep in an empty Cinnabon box]

Partager la citation sur facebook Mr. Montgomery: Mr. Benson Bee, I'm going to ask what I think the entire court here would like to know... what exactly is your relationship to that woman? [Vanessa gasps]
Barry: We're friends.
Mr. Montgomery: Good friends?
Barry: Yes.
Mr. Montgomery: How good?
Barry: Now, hang on–
Mr. Montgomery: Do you live together?
Barry: Wait, that's not–
Mr. Montgomery: Are you her little... bedbug?

Partager la citation sur facebook Mr. Montgomery: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the county of nature God put before us. If we were to live the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what if would mean? Maybe I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches! Talking bee! How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Cloning! For all we know he could be on steroids!

Partager la citation sur facebook Vanessa: It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice!
Barry: It's not a tone. I'm panicking!

Partager la citation sur facebook Barry: So what do you say, are we gonna be bees or just Museum of Natural History keychains?
Bees: We're bees!
Random bee: Keychain!
Barry: Then everyone follow me... except Keychain!
Pollen Jock: Hold on Barry, you earned this. [places a pollen jock jacket on Barry and the 3 pollen jocks cheer while Vanessa gives him a thumbs up]
Barry: I'm a pollen jock, and its a perfect fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves! [the pollen jocks toss Barry a nectar pack]
Adam: Nice.
Janet: [proudly] That's our Barry! [Martin nods proudly in agreement]

Partager la citation sur facebook Barry: How about a suicide pact?
Vanessa: How would we do it?
Barry: I'll sting you, you step on me.
Vanessa: That just kills you twice.

Partager la citation sur facebook Giraffe: Action figures, dolls, video games! It's all me! And they pasted my picture on every toy store! Everybody knows my kind are plant eaters, but I'd rather live on ants!
Barry: I have no idea.

Partager la citation sur facebook Giraffe: You're not another lawyer too, are you?
Mooseblood: Sir, I was already was a bloodsucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase.

Partager la citation sur facebook Shrek: No?! I'm an ogre. You know. "Grab your torch and pitchforks."
Puss In Boots: Isn't we supposed to be having a fiesta?
Oscar: Let's get this party bump, bump, bumpin'.
King Julien: I like to move it, move it, you like to move it!
RJ: This way to the food!
Roddy: Music, maestro!
Donkey: I'ma make some waffles!