Bande de sauvages (2007)

Partager la citation sur facebook You screwed up their lives? And by doing that, you decided to screw up our lives?!

Partager la citation sur facebook [After getting a fist-tap from Woody and nearly wiping out] Whoa! Whoa! Oh! Man, oh, man. I almost lost it back there. I didn't know what was going on. [hits a sign face first]

Partager la citation sur facebook And I got a girlfriend. Punch that out of me, bitches. [gets knocked out]

Partager la citation sur facebook Jack: You're going to pay a disobedience fee of $10,000! Plus another $40,000 to rebuild the bar! And if you want to see your friend alive again, do not call the cops! If you're not here in half an hour to settle this, I'm going to take the fine out on your friend's legs! I'm going to break them with this tire iron!
Dudley: Don't bring the money! I'm a computer programmer! I don't need my legs!
Jack: Fine! I'll break his hands!
Dudley: Oh, damn it. Bring the money!

Partager la citation sur facebook Dudley: [upon seeing Maggie] She is perfect.
Doug: You like the waitress?
Dudley: Oh, man. I wanted to say something funny to her, but all I could think of was black jokes.
Bobby: Like which ones?
Dudley: I forget.
Bobby: Why don't you tell the one that ends with you getting your ass whooped.
Dudley: Would that be funny?
Bobby: I'll be laughing. Oh, I'll be cracking up.

Partager la citation sur facebook Bobby: [after being called out by Jack] Anyone else getting that pre-rape feeling?
Red: [grinning] I do.

Partager la citation sur facebook Doug: You're the sheriff, aren't you going out there?
Charley: Hey, I took my law enforcement course on the internet! For arms training, they just told us to play Doom!

Partager la citation sur facebook Woody: [a large yard is full of a bunch of leaves] Well go home, Toby! You make me sick!
Toby: I can't do this many leaves for $10!
[Woody kicks a pile of leaves.]

Partager la citation sur facebook Dudley: I'm looking to the parade this year. I got little Tootsie Rolls to throw to the kids.
Woody: Tootsie Rolls? You cannot even put on your left blinker without wiping out.

Partager la citation sur facebook Maggie: That's too bad. I wanted you to try to kill my chili. It's pretty hot.
Dudley: No, I'll try it. I like your kind of hot. Chili, chili hot. Food hot. That's the hot I want to kiss. Eat.

Partager la citation sur facebook Charley: Needless to say, we don't carry firearms anymore. Sometimes you pull them out and think they're not loaded, and...
Bobby: You blow your deputy's ear off.
Charley: Yeah.

Partager la citation sur facebook Bobby's Mother-In-Law: In my days, The ladies stayed at home, not lazy MEN!
Bobby: In your days, The men had pyramids to build. HOW OLD IS THAT!?!?
Bobby's Mother-In-Law: [shocked] HOLY.

Partager la citation sur facebook Four guys from the suburbs hit the road... and the road hit back.

Partager la citation sur facebook A lot can happen on the road to nowhere.

Partager la citation sur facebook Four guys. 2000 miles. How wild can it get?

Partager la citation sur facebook Ride hard... or stay home!

Partager la citation sur facebook Brett Small as Brett Stevens

Partager la citation sur facebook Cymfenee as Claire Davis

Partager la citation sur facebook Victor Izay as Mr. Putnam

Partager la citation sur facebook Cynthia Frost as Mrs. Putnam

Partager la citation sur facebook Stephanie Skewes as Selma

Partager la citation sur facebook Dill Winston as Michael