Arac attack, les monstres à huit pattes (2002)

Partager la citation sur facebook (First lines) Hello Mike.

Partager la citation sur facebook (After Mike has enquired about the alarming size of the arachnids): It's their diet. These have been growing in the pond for the last three days. (Mike: Crickets?) They're like, spider steroids.

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Partager la citation sur facebook Yeah, Habronattus orbus.

Partager la citation sur facebook Say hello to Consuela...

Partager la citation sur facebook I had to bribe every customs agent from San Diego to Tuscon. (Leads Mike over to orb weavers.) You see, the female species is three times as big as the male. (Consuela emerges.) The males try to compete for the females' attention by bringing them the best presents, you know, like rats, mice, (Looks at his parrot, smirking), the occasional parrot. Come.

Partager la citation sur facebook (About Consuela) So she can liquefy her prey, wrapped alive...

Partager la citation sur facebook (As Mike leaves) When you come back next week they'll be twice as big as they are today!

Partager la citation sur facebook (Last line, as he observes the empty tarantula cage) Where'd you go, little fella?

Partager la citation sur facebook (To Mike) This is your problem, right here. I don't want to hear any more of your 'paranoid delusional nightmare.' Right you're grounded for a week, mister. And no TV!

Partager la citation sur facebook (To Deputy Pete) Something ate your cat? What do you think it was?

Partager la citation sur facebook (About Chris) He just needs a shave...

Partager la citation sur facebook (To Ashley) Who said it was OK to talk to your mother like that?

Partager la citation sur facebook All the phone lines are down, Mike.

Partager la citation sur facebook Where have you been, Wade? All the phones are dead!

Partager la citation sur facebook (To Chris) Ten years, and you have not changed a bit.

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Partager la citation sur facebook (About his father's gold) I knew he wasn't crazy!

Partager la citation sur facebook (Confronted by Conseula) I can't! It'll set off the gas! (Squirts perfume into Conseula's face) Mike, you saved us!

Partager la citation sur facebook Adieus, Consuela!

Partager la citation sur facebook (Hysterical) They're here! They're here!

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Partager la citation sur facebook Uh, maybe I don't need a shave...

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Partager la citation sur facebook You know, that does look like an old piece of cactus.

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Partager la citation sur facebook We've just received a report that our pet dog Skippy's been missing, fourth missing pet call we've had this morning. Yeah, it's strange, it's strange. And people are saying, well you know it's cayotes, and it's wolves, but we know the truth. Yes, we all know about those aliens, and the probe, heh, yes, the probe. Let's talk about the probe. I mean, what are they looking for? I mean, it's just wrong! What are they doing? I mean, Skippy didn't do anything to anyone, he doesn't deserve that! I'm telling you, it's wrong! If you want a piece of me, just don't take that piece!

Partager la citation sur facebook Our government-controlled "media..."

Partager la citation sur facebook Friends, our local 'authorities' have a little message for our charming little community.

Partager la citation sur facebook (Faced with the truth of the 'invasion:') Giant spiders? What the Hell kind of bullshit is that? (A moment later) Oh my God, THEY'RE HERE! THEY'RE HERE!

Partager la citation sur facebook I'll lure them off! Defend the human race!

Partager la citation sur facebook Chris: I'm a man, you're a woman. Oh my God, what am I doing here?

Partager la citation sur facebook Sam: Who are the flowers for?
Chris: Oh, they're for you, actually.
Sam: (smelling flowers) Nice.
Chris: Yeah. Picked them myself.

Partager la citation sur facebook (Mike gets home)
Sam: So, where were you?
Mike: ...I went to Joshua's.
Sam: What did I tell you about going over there?
Mike: But mom, his spiders have become gigantic! (Sam glances at a monster movie on TV) The whole town could be in danger! They could destroy everything; people could get killed! Just hear me out!
Sam: I swear to God, it's the television! This is exactly your problem right here! I don't want to hear anymore of your mediate-induced, paranoid, delusional nightmares!(turns TV off) You can add a week to how long you're grounded too.
Mike: Mom, please...!
Sam: And no TV!

Partager la citation sur facebook (In the barber's)
Chris: So how much is a dentist's job these days?
Floyd: Hundred bucks.
Chris: Hundred bucks? It's a good deal.
Floyd: Indeed it's a good deal. But it's not a good deal in "other places." Where they got "money."
Bob: And jobs.
Chris: (Having doubts) Uh, maybe I don't need a shave. (Sits up abruptly)
Floyd: Hold still. (Leans forward) I wouldn't want to cut you. (Starts shaving.)

Partager la citation sur facebook (In Ashley's truck. Ashley and her boyfriend Brett are kissing.)
Ash: Hey, Brett, slow down.
Brett: But I thought you loved me.
Ash: I do. I do. It's just - it's just -
Brett: What?
Ash: I just - don't want to lose my virginity in the front seat of a truck. Uh.
Brett: (laughing) Then why didn't you say so, I've got a blanket out in the back!
Ash: No, Brett, no, that's not it, I just don't think I'm ready!
Brett: Tom and Sally do it every night.
Ash: So fine, call them, I'm not like everyone else you know.
(Brett continues kissing her.)
Ash: Hey, Brett, I'm warning you -
(Brett forcefully kisses her)
Ash: Brett, I'm warning you, OK, stop!
Brett: I just can't help it... you bring out the beast in me! (Continues kissing)
Ash: Hey, Brett, get off! (Eletrocutes him in the balls with her stun gun. Brett screams and falls out of the jeep. Ash giggles and Brett pisses his pants.)
Brett: God dammit, I pissed my pants! Hey, don't you think you're over reacting a bit, I was just complimenting a ?
Ash: (Furiously) Over reacting? You know, I can't believe my mum was worried about you, do you have any idea how embarrasing that is? :(Slams door shut and drives off.)
Brett: (Shouts from ground) Hey, Ash! Hey Ash, wait! I'm sorry!
(On the sand dunes, mutated Habronattus orbus appear.)

Partager la citation sur facebook (Town hall)
Mayor Wade: OK OK calm down, this is a town meeting, not the WWF!
Deputy Pete: Mr Mayor, I say those who want to sell, sell!
Wade: Look, company wants either all of our properties, or none of our properties. They are paying us handsomely and they are paying us, to relocate.
Deputy Pete: ...How do we know this isn't another of your get-rich schemes, like, building this mall out in the middle of nowhere?
Miner: Or that ridiculous ostrich farm!
Wade: It's good meat, it's healthy meat.
Harlan: This is all just a government cover-up, isn't it?
(few people giggle)
Wade: Harlan, what in God's name are you on about?
Harlan: Then why are they willing to pay us so much money?
Wade: We need the money to turn ourselves around. Unlike old man McCormack. God rest his soul. Now he's dead. As dead as those mines.
Chris McCormack: (enters) You know those mines are filled with methane gas!
Wade: Eh, this is a meeting for land owners only...
Chris McCormack: Well I am a land owner, Wade. (Steps into light)
Wade: (false cheeriness) Oh, Chris McCormack, I, didn't know you were back! (everyone turns amongst each other and begins to gossip)

Partager la citation sur facebook (After the invasion)
Mark:: Sam I thank we have a right to know what's the hell is going on!
Floyd: Those things killed Leroy! And Bob Miller, my best customer, was hanging from my high ceiling!
Harlarn: What have I been saying on the damn radio all day? I've been telling you about the alien invasion for months! I mean Am l talking to myself? l'm here for you.
(people start arguing)
Mark: What, you saying those things out there are aliens?
Harlan: Listening me You're not listening.... now.
Mike: Mom, they have to be quiet.
Mark: Those are aliens those were big-ass spiders! Really big ones!
Chris McCormack: Shut up, shut up, shut up! Everybody, just listen to the kid. Just for once! Go on, Mike.
Mike: First of all, the spiders are attracted to vibrations. That includes Loud noises, movement and talking. So everybody needs to stay as calm and quiet as possible.

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Partager la citation sur facebook Let the squashing begin!!

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