Angry Birds: Le film (2016)

Partager la citation sur facebook [sarcastically] Oh, I'm horrible!

Partager la citation sur facebook [to Mighty Eagle] You know, it's really upsetting to me that you're the only bird that can fly… and you're too afraid to do it.

Partager la citation sur facebook [to Mighty Eagle] So, the other day, these pigs showed up out of nowhere, and it caused me a bit of suspicion… And he's walking out of the room. [Mighty Eagle walks out of room, humming] Unbelievable… I don't get this. This guy sits here on his butt, all alone, clearly doesn't leave the house, he talks a good game, but he doesn't care about anyone but himself! [Chuck: Sounds a lot like you.] Oh, good. Thank you for your opinion, Chuck!

Partager la citation sur facebook Ta-da! Ah, no, no, no, no, no! Look! It's okay, I'm just a clown! AGH! Oh boy! That's loud... You're loud... You're, uh... very scared of me. Here. Come here. No? Okay, no, never mind. Uh... Happy Hatchday!

Partager la citation sur facebook [in court, after realizing he's being sent to anger management class] Aw, pluck my life!

Partager la citation sur facebook [to Leonard] SHUT UP AND FIX MY HOUSE!!

Partager la citation sur facebook [to Leonard] Who cares?!

Partager la citation sur facebook So, you wanna hear a story? I run my butt off, literally, mind you, to get the gluten-free cake. What the heck is gluten?! I mean, does gluten even exist?!

Partager la citation sur facebook [to Mighty Eagle] Hey, you know what? I used to believe in you. When I was a kid, I believed nothing bad could ever happen because you were here. And now I see the fate of the world hangs on idiots like me, and that, sir… is sort of terrifying.

Partager la citation sur facebook [when entering the anger management class] Oh, look at this. This is gonna be awful. [sees the statues] Okay. I guess that's art, that's garbage and that's... exotic. "Free rage" what?

Partager la citation sur facebook I'm not blushing, I'm just red!

Partager la citation sur facebook [when introduced to Terence] Whew! More like "terrifying"!

Partager la citation sur facebook [to Edward] I'm not sure you're going to like this, but since you asked, rather than being on me, as you suggested, this cake... [throws the cake in Edward's face] IS ON YOU!!!

Partager la citation sur facebook Darn good for a bunch of birds!

Partager la citation sur facebook I'm the last guy that should be here. Simple speeding ticket. Judge tells me I was going too fast, So I say, "Your Honor, to be honest… I was." You caught me. I'm not angry. I'm honest. So, shouldn't I be in an honesty management class? 'Cause we got to manage my honesty.

Partager la citation sur facebook [whispering to Red] What's a pig?

Partager la citation sur facebook (Before Red slingshots to Leonard's castle) Red, I'm not going to lie to you, I am... (sobbing and chucking) really going to miss you when you die!

Partager la citation sur facebook CHUCK-TIME!

Partager la citation sur facebook What…?!
Oh, what did I make you off?
I made you out of love, but wait!
Too late!
Now, I see your fate - some very troubled somebody destroyed you out of hate!
What could have made him so despise?
Your happy smile, your laughing eyes.
Your soul was pure, your heart was true, and someone hated that… but who?

Partager la citation sur facebook Sometimes, when I get upset, I... have been known to... blow up.

Partager la citation sur facebook (to Red) Rest in peace, my friend.

Partager la citation sur facebook Ohh, excuse me. Party foul.

Partager la citation sur facebook Greetings! From my world! The world of the pigs. [Chuck: What's a pig?] I am a pig!

Partager la citation sur facebook That guy again! [Grunts] Citizens of Pig Island, you spot any birds destroying your neighborhood, please, capture them! There has been a change of plans: We will eat. The eggs. For LUNCH.

Partager la citation sur facebook (to the birds) We're gonna come in again.

Partager la citation sur facebook I see all and know all. What are your names?

Partager la citation sur facebook MIGHTY EAGLE!!!

Partager la citation sur facebook [First lines; Red is running through the forest carrying a fake egg.]
Red: [gasping] Okay, come on, come on, come on, come on, oh, boy, oh, boy. Come on, let's go. Let's go, buddy. Come on, come on, we gotta move, we gotta move. [goes through a log and then falls down a cliff] Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! [grunts and starts falling] No, no, no, no, no! [grabs the fake egg] Hey, hey, gotcha! [Swings on a vine. A snake gets caught on the vine.] [grunts] Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! [Red and the snake screaming] I don't like it, I don't like it! [drops the fake egg] [grunting] Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow , ow, ow! Oh! [Red grunting and falls down a tree and hits branches on the way down.] Beak! Wing! Tail! Ribs! Giblets! [chuckling; screams, and grabs the egg. the tree branch flings him up] I'm flying! No, still can't fly. [splashes, babbles and falls in water.] [muffled] I cannot believe this. [gasping] Breathe, breathe. [grabs the fake egg, goes onto land and pulls a fish thing of himself] Bottom feeder. [goes up treehouse] Up and over! [knocks then puts on clown costume] TA-DA! [Timothy starts screaming] Ah, no, no, no, no, no! Look, it's okay, I'm just a clown!

Partager la citation sur facebook Bomb: [to Chuck (and Mighty Eagle)] I blew up... on purpose!
Leonard: You're wrecking my house! What's wrong with you?!
Red: You wrecked my house!
Leonard: Your house was ugly!
Red: Well, now we're even! [The chandelier Red and Leonard are on begins to break and the bird and fall through several rooms of the castle. They fall through a room where a pig is holding a sandwich. Red & Leonard fall through, taking the pig's sandwich down with them. A Pig playing bowling throws a bowling ball as Red and Leonard fall through causing all the pins to fall to the ground.']
Bowling Pig: STRIKE!
[Red and Leonard continue falling until they land in a room filled with dynamite.]
Matilda: [rushes through the village with the other birds] Run, run! [sees a van approaching them] Guys, look out! [The van stops and a gun pops up and aims at them] Everyone, stand back! [The birds whimper. The window rolls down, revealing Terence as the driver, who's growling]
Matilda: Terence? [Terence give Matilda a thumbs up.] Put on your seat belts, everyone. Trust me. [Matilda closes the van doors. The pigs throw plungers and the van drives away, causing the pigs to chase after them.]

Partager la citation sur facebook Billy the Sign: [Is in front of anger management class building and is rocking back and forth.] Ha, ha ha. Ha, ha ha. Ha, ha ha. Ha, ha ha. Ha, ha ha. Ha, ha ha. Ha, ha ha. Ha, ha ha. Ha, ha ha. Ha, ha ha. Ha, ha ha. [Red is starting to get furious.] Ha, ha ha. Ha, ha ha. Ha, ha ha. [Red cools down.] Ha, ha ha. [Red pushes the sign, but it comes back up and hits him. He then cools down again.] Ha, ha ha. Ha, ha ha. Ha, ha ha. Ha, ha ha.
Red: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH! [attacks Billy] You think that's funny. Ha ha ha. This is funny! [Throws the sign but it flies back to him'] Uh-oh! [attacking continues]
Billy: Ha ha. [Looks up at Red.] Ha!
Red: What? [Throws and breaks the sign, and then puts it back.] Hmm?
Helene: Don't look, Bobby. [Bobby chuckles] The anger might be contagious. [Bobby waves at Red.] Let's go. [Helene pulls him away from Red.]
Red: He started it.
Helene: MOVE IT, MOVIE IT! DON'T LOOK BACK!
Red: [puts the smile sign back on Billy] There you go. Uh-huh.

Partager la citation sur facebook Mighty Eagle: Okay, who wants an autograph? [chuckles and indistinct chatter. The birds laugh as he comes back up and hits him]

Partager la citation sur facebook Bomb: Well, no, I literally blow up, okay? I explode, like a bomb. [whistles a bomb falling through the air, comes back up and hits him imitates front purpose, blew up falling and exploding; Chuck gasps] Hence the name!

Partager la citation sur facebook Red: Terence, I got an idea! Do you think you can pull the slingshot back far enough to hit that giant boulder? [Terence growls] Okay, launch me right towards the top of that thing. [The slingshot then he low growls, to the rocks Red's until] Ready?
Chuck: Red, I'm not gonna lie to you. I am... [Sobbing and chuckling] ...Really gonna miss you when you die!
Bomb: Rest in peace, my friend. Rest in peace!
Red: Hey, guys. Let's not get cheesy, okay? Ready, FIRE! [growls angrily the same filled rocks after Terence launches him to the rocks with the slingshot] This is gonna hurt!
King Mudbeard: What was that? Huh? [Red's as roof crashes him] My roof!
Chuck: [to Bomb] Did he make it?
Bomb: I hope he's okay.
Red: I'M IN!
Chuck: [as everyone cheers] YEAH! I KNEW HE'D MAKE IT! YAY!
Red: SEND EVERYONE ELSE!

Partager la citation sur facebook Chuck: Launch me exactly the same way you did for Red– [Terence launches him to the castle with the slingshot] AAAAAAA! I wasn't ready! Faster! [uses his speed ability to get inside the castle, gulps and exhausted sigh, grunts then he flies through rooms filled with kitchen utensils, hoops of fire, cacti, and pigs fighting with swords until he hits a wall. Chuck exhausted sigh]
Red: Chuck, is that you?
Chuck: [Sobbing] This is the house of horrors.
Red: [to Chuck] I gotta be honest, you look a little– [Chuck with a wall] Fine! You look, fine! Come on! (Uh, where's–?)
Chuck: [teeth by wall Red] (If you're wondering,) Bomb's on his way.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Terence slingshot with Red]
Red: Remember, the goal is the castle. Get to the castle! Who wants to go first?
Bomb: Over here!
Matilda: I do!
Bomb: Me, me, me!
Red: Hey, alright, Matilda.
Bomb: [sighs] Always a bridesmaid.
Chuck: [Bomb launches him to the "Boom Baby Boom" with the slingshot] Step right up, keep your wings, legs and feet inside the slingshot at all times.
Matilda: [Matilda's slingshot him] SHOOT IT!
Red: Okeydoke. FIRE!
[Bomb launches him to the porkers with the slingshot, Matilda chuckles]
Earl: [Sings] ♪ And a-1 and a— ♪ Whoa!
Matilda: Take that, Porkers!
Earl: INCOMING!
Matilda: [explodes as to the piggies] Boom, baby! Boom!
Red: Well, how about that? My teacher can shoot fireballs out of her butt. [Hal goal slingshot] You what's your name, Hal? I've seen you do something strange before, right?
Hal: Well, let's see, I'm really good at launch him!
Red: Launch him! [Bomb and Chuck launches him to the pig with the slingshot, Hal screaming as he falls and lands] Oh, this guy looks good.
Chuck: He's gonna make it! [Hal babbling]
Bomb: This is incredible. We're witnessing history right now.
Red: No, he's coming back. He's coming, Duck!
[Hal's as he falls in the a...]
Red: ... Get down!
Birds: DUCK!! [Hal's and tree falls lands him: THUD, Hal grunting as he the witnessing incredible another]
Hal: [Groans] Did we win?
Red: Umm, no, not quite yet, buddy, we're still tied. Hey, can we get an ice pack for Hal?
Chuck: [Chuck teacher bag treasure chest and to Red] Medic!
Red: Alright, who's up next? WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! What can you do?! [Cyrus sneezes as he nose, Red grunts and shudders] Yuck!
Bomb: Um, need a Tissue? [Cyrus screams as he piano stops and falls nose. Red's tissue ice pack quite, "Calvin Swine".]
Red: [to Mime] Who's next? We need fliers, not stand-byers! Let's go! [Mime with slingshot]

Partager la citation sur facebook Chuck: [Stella's in with then hits] To the left!
Bomb: [gasps and stammers] Ho...! Hold on... Hold on, wait! My left or your left?
Chuck: [Groaning] Ugh, my left is your left. We are facing the same direction!
Bomb: Right, good call.
Red: Just look where the last bird went and adjust from there.
Stella: I got this, you guys. [Bomb launches him to the pigs with the slingshot, Stella's uses her speed ability to get inside, bird went call honest house, grunting and pig's and the Stella screams slow-motion, normal in Stella grunting and falling then she flies through until she hits a shatters, Stella coughs and pigs gasp]
Red: She got far, but not far enough!
Stella: Uh-oh! [A pigs plunger for facing where bird]

Partager la citation sur facebook Chuck: [sarcastic] You go out there and you show them how frightening Mime's can be!
Bomb: Yeah!
Mime: [Bomb launches him to the tower with the slingshot] OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
King Mudbeard: [Sings] ♪ We're having a feast, we're eating the eggs, gonna have a big feast... [Mime screaming] ...We're gonna eat all the e– ♪ [as a tower crashes] [gasps] WHAT?! [with then King Mudbeard's] What is that? [Mime's then he flies as tower crashes with the falling to get inside]
Red: FIRE!
King Mudbeard: That guy again! [Grunts]

Partager la citation sur facebook Hatchling: Hey, hey! [Monica hums. Red hums sarcastically. Hatchling blows raspberry sticks tongue out at Red sticks his tongue out back. Lifts her flag, Hatchling laughs only to put it right back down. Red gasps and grunts, an old lady bird named Shirley starts walking across.]

Partager la citation sur facebook Stella: Did he say "eat the eggs"? [Helene gags. Bomb launches him to the tower with slingshot, the muffled screams as tower crashes. Mighty Eagle grunts softly.]
Red: Okay, I want you to curl up into a little ball. All right, make yourself aerodynamic.
Bubbles: Like this? [inhales deeply]
Chuck: To the left, to the left!
Bubbles: Lemme at 'em!
Red: Launch! [Bubbles screams. Chuck launches him to the bubbles with the slingshot, wall crashes flies as then he falling facing curl ball little into inside get over his with blows lands and his head on the into the Piggies holding his gavel Bubbles' bad giant far boulder and is puts starting cool down, and breaks the towards direction, aerodynamic he softly hits inside comes.]
Bubbles: Don't mess with Bubbles! [gets pigpiled, then inflates] I TOLD YOU NOT TO MESS WITH ME!!!
Red: Wow, that blows. Uh, in a good way.

Partager la citation sur facebook Judge Peckinpah: HOLY MOLY!
[The fireworks popping and he him with Terence chuckles as everyone cheers]
Matilda: YEAH! WHOO-HOO!

Partager la citation sur facebook Mighty Eagle: MIGHTY EAGLE!! [grunting] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH…!!!

Partager la citation sur facebook [The engine idles and birds laugh. Young Bird #13 giggling. A into the his head over, the engine revs]
Birds: Whoa!
[A tires screeches, birds scream as he falls and finally being and with Shirley's kitchen carnage]
Shirley: I'm almost there! Don't rush me! Slow down there! [Matilda's window as then he make left]
Matilda: Deep breath, deep breath! [Matilda breathes deeply and sighs] And we're back, and now, who's ready for trust falls? [Terence falls as TNT Piggies lands rush me almost]

Partager la citation sur facebook [Police sirens sound in the background, and sirens wailing. and Terence evilly chuckles.]

Partager la citation sur facebook [Flashback begins of Bomb walking into a house.]
Multiple Birds: SURPRISE! [Bomb explodes and literally blows up, destroying the entire house. The party horn honks]
Bomb: [sighs] Excuse me. Party foul. [A bird falls. Stella grunting and flashback ends]
Chuck: [Gasps] DO IT!

Partager la citation sur facebook Matilda: Wow, that's very lifelike! [Bomb chuckling and paint splashes, Bomb stops and chuckling. The as he falling down. Bomb grunting, Matilda gasps] So, deep? [Bomb chuckles and grunting] And Terence, let's see your–
[Terence growls as he paint color]

Partager la citation sur facebook Chuck: Sounds a lot like you.
Red: [sarcastic] Oh, good. Thank you for your opinion, Chuck. [Bomb laughing]

Partager la citation sur facebook Stella: [to Red] Oh, hi, Red. It's good to see you.
Red: I wish I could say the same. [The bird laughs and is lifting his son over Red.] [Red gasps, grunts and groans in pain. The bird stops laughing] [Sarcastically.] Thank you. [grunts] [A bird plays a saxophone music, and Red grunts takes another bird's apple and puts in the saxophone stops music]

Partager la citation sur facebook Chuck: [gasps] HE'S ALIVE! [a bird runs]
Mighty Eagle: HE'S ALIVE! [Red sighs and pours wine and "feeds" the wine to the egg. Red gasps]

Partager la citation sur facebook Mighty Eagle: Oh, look. He's blushing!
Red: I'm not blushing, I'm just red.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Bomb ululates as he smashes castle his got bad late day]
Kevin: Ouchy! [King Mudbeard chuckles as he hard falls and the rocks]
King Mudbeard: [Grunts and laughs] CALL IN THE PIGGY AIR FORCE!! [Kevin runs into hurt, as he hard rock]

Partager la citation sur facebook Red: [chuckles then is taking off his clown costume as he is talking.] Well, you know, I'm not sure you're gonna like this, um, but since you asked, rather than being on me, as you suggested, this cake... IS ON YOU!!! [Red slams the cake on Edward's face.] So, you wanna hear a story? [Is dressing Edward in the clown costume as he is talking.] I run my butt off, literally, mind you, to get the Gluten-FCake. What the heck is gluten? I mean, does gluten even exist?

Partager la citation sur facebook Red: Who needs plates when you got this guy's face, right? [Goes as if to leave, then comes back.] Oh, wait, I almost forgot, you know, I'm supposed to do a quick customer satisfaction survey before I... [whistles] ..Split, okay? So, on a scale of 1 to 3 stars, what would say about my performance? [starting to walk back] And don't forget, the squirrel was... [The squirrel screeches and Red is falling backwards] FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE… [Trips on squirrel. Red is falling backwards right to a real egg in a nest.] SORRY ABOUT THIS! MY BAAAAAAAD...! [Red grunts and is stopped inches away from the egg by Edward, everyone grunts and whose tail is being held by Eva, whose tail is being held by Timothy. Timothy notices a piece of cake on the floor, and lets go to eat it. Everyone else then falls over.] [muffled] Congratulations! [The egg is now broken, and Red is upside down in it.] It's a boy!

Partager la citation sur facebook Baby Bird: DADDY!
Red: [sarcastic and Baby Bird running and through on costume talking] Stop it! No, I'm not your Daddy! [Baby Bird giggling]

Partager la citation sur facebook [A baby bird he running land out, Chuck and Red]
Chuck: [gasps] Oh, no! [The audience gasps and Stella's tower, Red castle]
Stella: I wasn't expecting this. [Red's sees that Leonard is King Mudbeard]
Red: Oh, hold on a second! [skips through the meadow holding the egg] That guy's the king? [then the big cloud eats the small cloud] He's gotta have the eggs with him in the castle!

Partager la citation sur facebook Mighty Eagle: MIGHTY EAGLE! [smashes into the Piggies castle, but clumsily lands and smashes his head on the golden pot.]
Red: Mi– Mighty Eagle! Mighty Eagle, wake up! [runs over to Mighty Eagle and slaps his eye with his tongue] Come on! [grunts] You've got bad breath!
Mighty Eagle: [weakly] I can sleep late, Mom. It's not a school day.

Partager la citation sur facebook Red: [to Chuck and Bomb] OK, look, I'm gonna run up and tackle the pig on the left. Bomb, you could handle 2, Chuck, I don't know if you can help, we gotta figure out a way to get into that [slow motion] Roooooooooo... [Chuck chuckles as he piggies water pink, more like so much plunger and holding his gavel. "Fart Face". A clock beeps punches, launch him] ...Oooooooooooooooooooooooo... [The tackle the on the left, camera shutters] ...Oooooooooooooooooooooooooom. [normal voice and whispers] Anyone have any bright ideas? [The piggies a pink, and water splashes. A more like plunger pops]
Piggy: You are gonna pay for that! [The piggies scream runs left, Red's figure out a way to get into that]
Red: [Red whispers and to Chuck and Bomb] What the heck just happened?

Partager la citation sur facebook Red: [whispers to Chuck and Bomb] Well… not so much the "Lake of Wisdom", more like the "Lake of Whiz".

Partager la citation sur facebook Red: We have to get closer.
[Bomb launches Judge Peckinpah being shot from the slingshot]
Judge Peckinpah: [being shot from the slingshot and holding his gavel] Judge Power! [The tower crashes and Judge Peckinpah from so much] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
[Chuck and Bomb launches and slingshot]
Chuck: Uh-oh!
Bomb: TRIAL BY FIRE!
Chuck: No, literally, he's on fire right now. Can somebody please help him?

Partager la citation sur facebook [Chuck and Bomb gasps]
Bomb: I knew it!
Chuck: Let's be roomies.
Bomb: Roommates! Oh, I can't wait to make a chores list.
Red: Wait, hold on a second.
Chuck: I'll move my nest in the master bedroom. [chuckles] Bomb, you can stay in the guest house!
Red: No, no, no, no.
Bomb: Can we get a bunk nest?
Chuck: This is gonna best perfect!
Red: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Guys, no! [Bomb chuckles]
Mighty Eagle: WHOO!
[The end credits]

Partager la citation sur facebook Olive: There you go!
Blues: [The blues grunt and falling down] Ooh! Wait, what are we doing? [The blues grunting and gasping] Watch out!
[Blue #1 gasps, and Blue #2 thumps, groans.]
Blues: Whoa! [The slingshot creaks, a blues groan happily. The end credits]

Partager la citation sur facebook Aidan McGraw and Kallan Holley (young)

Partager la citation sur facebook Hal voiced by Anthony Padilla

Partager la citation sur facebook Bubbles voiced by Ian Hecox