Alvin
David Seville
Dialogue
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Dave: When are you gonna stop acting like a child?
Alvin: When are
you going to stop
treating me like a child?
Dave: I'll stop treating you like a child when you start acting like a grownup.
Alvin:
I'll start acting like a grownup when you start-
[The Chipettes enter, singing a parody of "Whip My Hair as the Chipmunks beatbox along.]
Dave: Girls, not now, please. Okay?
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[Alvin is providing commentary on Brittany's shuffleboarding move, much to her annoyance]
Alvin: Brittany approaches her puck... adjusts her stance... looks over at me quite annoyed... wonders to herself if I'm ever going to shut my mouth... realizes I'm not...and makes her move...
[Brittany misses]
Alvin: And... OH! Oh, it's short!
[laughs] A costly error, ladies and gentlemen! That's going to haunt her the rest of her career!
Brittany:
[laughs sarcastically] You can make all the jokes you want, Alvin, but not even you can make this interesting.
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Simon: Listen, lady. Maybe you should leave us alone, so we could focus more on surviving and less on killing ourselves.
Zoe: Oh...
[chuckles] That is a lot of uptight in a very little package.
Simon: I'm not uptight! I just don't wanna see one else getting hur–
[something bites him] OW!
[The thing that bit Simon turns out to be a spider]
Simon: Criminy. What was that?
Zoe: Oh, you know what? That was just a spider and they live here, because this is nature.
Simon: This is not just a spider! That's a "phoneutria bahiensis"; its bite contains a neurotoxin!
Alvin: Ooh, Mr. Fancy Words. So what?
Simon: Alvin, toxin: poison, neuro: brain?
Alvin: Oh, that's not good.
Simon: Uh, side effects include... changes in personality, loss of inhibition, dry mouth...
Zoe: Okay, calm down. I get bitten probably twice a day by these little fellas and I am still completely normal.
Alvin:
[in disbelief] Yes, normal.
Simon: Oh, no...
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Jeanette:
(when Simon/Simone confronts her and grabs her hand) W-what are you doing?
Simon/Simone: What I wanted to do the moment I laid my eyes all over on you.
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Theodore: Um, Eleanor, would you like to dance?
Eleanor: I'd love to.
Theodore: With me?
Eleanor:
(throws her clutches) Yes, Theodore!
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Brittany: Simon, where did you find the gold bracelet?
Simon: What gold bracelet?
Brittany: The one that you gave to Jeanette.
Simon: When did I gave Jeanette a bracelet?
Brittany: On your date.
Simon:
[gasp] Jeanette and I are dating?!
Brittany: Okay, he's useless.
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Zoe: You're not coming back up until you have every last bit of that treasure!
Jeanette: B-B-B-But... the volcano is about to explode!
Zoe: Then I guess you better hurry then, huh?
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[As the Chipmunks and Chipettes perform at the International Music Awards]
Ian: It's good to be back, huh?
Dave: Sure is.
Ian: Sold Zoe's story to Hollywood. Huge bidding war. Keira Knightley's interested. Nothing can... bit a cent from me?
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[Last lines: Dave, the Chipmunks and the Chipettes are flying home; Dave tries to put the chipmunks' tiny suitcases in the overhead locker]
Flight Attendant: I'm sorry, sir. That's full. We're gonna have to gate check those.
Dave:
[sighs] Are you gonna charge me $25 a bag?
Flight Attendant: Of course not, sir. It's $25 for the first bag, and $40 for each additional bag.
Jeanette:
[shivering in her seat] I'm a little chilly, would you mind adjusting the vent?
Simon: But of course.
[Simon jumps up to adjust the vent, but pushes a book before Brittany aside while landing]
Brittany: Oh, you wrinkled my business magazine!
Simon: Heh, sorry.
Brittany:
[pushes book aside revealing a magazine with herself on the cover] Guess I'll have to read this. Oh, she's pretty. Oh wait, that's me.
Dave: Alright, head count.
Theodore:
[appears wearing a monster costume made out of a bag] BOO!
[roars until Dave removes the bag] You like my jungle monster costume? Eleanor made it for me.
Eleanor: Yeah! Out of the barf bag!
Dave: Yeah, nice.
[tosses bag aside and does a head count] Where's Alvin?
Alvin:
[over intercom] Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking: we're cleared for an untimed departure for Timbuktu. If Timbuktu is not for you, please alert the flight attendant by pressing your call button.
[The passengers do so]
Dave: Alvin...
Alvin:
[frantically] Thank you for choosing Air Alvin, uh...enjoy your flight!
Flight Attendant: Sir, please return to your seat, we're about to take off.
[Alvin jumps off the food cart, accidentally pressing the release lever]
Flight Attendant: Sit, now!
Alvin: Uh-oh.
Dave: But he–
Flight Attendant: Sit!
[The cart rolls down the aisle]
Dave: No, no, no!
[The cart crashes into him] ALVIN!!
[Alvin smiles nervously; the plane takes off] Taglines