Alice au pays des merveilles (2010)

Partager la citation sur facebook Do you ever wonder what it would be like to fly?

Partager la citation sur facebook I think I... need a moment. [runs off to follow the White Rabbit]

Partager la citation sur facebook Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

Partager la citation sur facebook [repeated line] Curiouser and curiouser.

Partager la citation sur facebook I won't slay anything. I don't slay, so put it out of your mind.

Partager la citation sur facebook How's this for muchness?

Partager la citation sur facebook You could always paint the roses red.

Partager la citation sur facebook [to the Mad Hatter] I'll miss you when I'll wake up.

Partager la citation sur facebook Six impossible things. Count them, Alice! One: There's a potion that can make you shrink. Two: And a cake that can make you grow. Three: Animals can talk. Four: Cats can disappear. Five: There's a place called Wonderland. Six: I can slay the Jabberwocky.

Partager la citation sur facebook [to the Jabberwocky] Off with your head! [Kills it]

Partager la citation sur facebook [last lines; to a blue butterfly landing on her shoulder] Hello, Absolem.

Partager la citation sur facebook [from trailer] There is a place, like no place on Earth. A land full of wonder, mystery and danger. Some says you survive it, you need to be as mad as a hatter. Which luckily, I am.

Partager la citation sur facebook You're terribly late, you know. Naughty!

Partager la citation sur facebook [To Alice] You're absolutely Alice, I'd know you anywhere. [To Mallymkin and Thackery] I'd know him anywhere!

Partager la citation sur facebook I'm investigating things that begin with the letter M.

Partager la citation sur facebook [repeated line] Have you any idea why a raven is like a writing desk?

Partager la citation sur facebook I shall futterwacken vigorously!

Partager la citation sur facebook Fairfarren, Alice.

Partager la citation sur facebook 'Twas brillig/and the slithy toves/did gyre and gimble in the wabe/all mimsy were the borogoves/and the mome raths outgrabe.

Partager la citation sur facebook [to Alice] You used to be much more... muchier. You've lost your muchness.

Partager la citation sur facebook [to Alice] Why is it you're always too small or too tall?

Partager la citation sur facebook [oratorical, with scottish accent] You abused and enslaved on the Red Queen's court. All of you: Stand up and fight. Raise up against the bloody Red Queen.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Scottish accent] Down with the bloody Red Queen!

Partager la citation sur facebook It's the wrong Alice?!

Partager la citation sur facebook [Exhaling] Meow.

Partager la citation sur facebook Cup...

Partager la citation sur facebook [hears Stayne coming] Oh, nu!

Partager la citation sur facebook You're all late for tea! [throws teacup]

Partager la citation sur facebook Want a slice of Battenberg?

Partager la citation sur facebook It's tick, it's tick, it's ticking again! [takes watch out of teapot]

Partager la citation sur facebook Whazza... Let's... Let's take her to the White Queen! She'll be safe there! ...Spoon...

Partager la citation sur facebook Gae! You're late for your soup, you lazy bussum!

Partager la citation sur facebook It looks like you've run afoul of something with wicked claws... [purrs]

Partager la citation sur facebook She killed my jabber-baby-wocky?!

Partager la citation sur facebook I need a pig here!

Partager la citation sur facebook I love my fat boys!

Partager la citation sur facebook I love morning execution, don't you?

Partager la citation sur facebook Off with their heads!

Partager la citation sur facebook [Referring to Alice] Hello, Um!

Partager la citation sur facebook Alice's Mother: Where is your corset? And no stockings!
Alice: I'm against them.
Alice's Mother: But you are not properly dressed.
Alice: Who's to say what's proper? What if it were agreed that "proper" meant wearing a codfish on your head? Would you wear it?
Alice's Mother: Alice.
Alice: To me a corset is like a codfish.

Partager la citation sur facebook Lady Ascot: Do you know what I've always dreaded?
Alice: [casually] The decline of the aristocracy?

Partager la citation sur facebook Absolem: Who are you?
Alice: Absolem?
Absolem: [thinking that she's Absolem] You're not Absolem. I'm Absolem. The question is, who are you?

Partager la citation sur facebook Chessur: It looks like you ran afoul of something with wicked claws.
Alice: But I'm still dreaming!
Chessur: What did that to you?
Alice: Bannawood. Banda--
Chessur: The Bandersnatch! Well, I'd better have a look!
Alice: What are you doing?
Chessur: It needs to be purified by someone with evaporating skills or it will fester and putrify.
Alice: I'd rather you didn't. I'll be fine as soon as I wake up.
Chessur: At least let me bind it for you. [wraps up her wounds] What do you call yourself?
Alice: Alice.
Chessur: The Alice?
Alice: There's been some debate about that.
Chessur: I never get involved in politics.

Partager la citation sur facebook Chessur: What's happened to you, Tarrant? You used to be the life of the party. You used to do the best Futterwacken in all of Witzend.
Alice: Futter-what?
March Hare: Futterwacken!
Dormouse: It's a dance.
[March Hare starts dancing a jig.]
Hatter: On the Frabjous Day, when the White Queen once again wears the crown, on that day, I shall Futterwacken... vigourously.

Partager la citation sur facebook Stayne: [has his arm around Hatter's throat] If you're hiding her, you will lose your heads.
Hatter: [strained] Already lost them.

Partager la citation sur facebook Stayne: You're all mad!
March Hare: Thanks very much. [Belches loudly]

Partager la citation sur facebook Alice: [to Bayard] You were supposed to lead them away, the Hatter trusted you!
Bayard: They have my wife and pups.
Alice: What is your name?
Bayard: Bayard.
Alice: Sit!
Bayard: [Sits] Would your name be... Alice? By any chance?
Alice: Yes, but I'm not the one everyone's talking about.
Bayard: The Hatter would not have given himself up just for any Alice.
Alice: Where did they take him?
Bayard: To the Red Queen's castle in Salazen Grum.
Alice: We're going to rescue him.
Bayard: That is not foretold.
Alice: I don't care! He wouldn't be there if it weren't for me!
Bayard: The Frabjous Day is almost upon us. You must prepare to meet the Jabberwocky!
Alice: From the moment I fell down that rabbit hole I've been told what I must do and who I must be. I've been shrunk, stretched, scratched, and stuffed into a teapot. I've been accused of being Alice and of not being Alice but this is my dream. I'll decide where it goes from here.
Bayard: If you diverge from the path...
Alice: I make the path!

Partager la citation sur facebook The Red Queen: [referring to Alice, who's just grown to a large size and naked] And what is this?
White Rabbit: It's a who, majesty. This is... um...
The Red Queen: "Um"?
Alice Kingsleigh: [thinking quickly] From Umbridge.
The Red Queen: What happened to your clothes?
Alice Kingsleigh: I outgrew them. I've been growing an awful lot lately. I tower over everyone in Umbridge. They laugh at me. So, I've come to you hoping you might understand what it's like.
The Red Queen: My dear girl, anyone with a head that large is welcome in my court. [to her subjects] Someone find her some clothes, use the curtains if you must, but clothe this enormous girl!
[Alice smiles.].

Partager la citation sur facebook Stayne: [sees Alice] And who is this lovely creature?
Red Queen: Um, my new favorite.
Stayne: What is her name?
Red Queen: Um.
Stayne: [to Alice] I believe your name has slipped the queen's mind.
Red Queen: Her name is Um, idiot!
Alice: From Umbridge.

Partager la citation sur facebook Hatter: What a regrettably large head you have. I would very much like to hat it. I use to hat The White Queen, you know. Poor dear, her head was so small.
Red Queen: It's tiny. It's a pebble of a head.

Partager la citation sur facebook Hatter: Have I gone mad?
[Alice checks Hatter's temperature]
Alice: I'm afraid so. You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are.

Partager la citation sur facebook Chessur: I've always admired that hat. I was wondering...since you won't be needing it anymore...perhaps you would consider bequeathing it to me?
Hatter: Excuse me? I'll have you know it IS a formal execution. I'd like to look my best.
Chessur: It's a shame about all this. I was looking forward to seeing you Futterwacken.
Hatter: I was rather good at it, wasn't I?
Chessur: I really DO love that hat. [Smiles slyly] I would wear it to all the finest occasions.

Partager la citation sur facebook Alice: I couldn't kill the Jabberwocky if my life depended on it.
Absolem: It will.

Partager la citation sur facebook Alice: This is impossible.
Hatter: Only if you believe it is.

Partager la citation sur facebook Jabberwocky: So, my old foe, we meet on the battlefield once again.
Alice Kingsleigh: We've never met.
Jabberwocky: Not you, insignificant bearer. My ancient enemy, the Vorpal one.
Alice Kingsleigh: That's enough chatter. [Cuts his tongue off]

Partager la citation sur facebook Hatter: You could stay...
Alice: What an idea. A crazy, mad, wonderful idea... But I can't. There are questions I have to answer, things I have to do. But I'll be back before you know it.
Hatter: You won't remember me.
Alice: Of course I will. How could I forget? ...Hatter, why is a raven like a writing desk?
Hatter: I haven't the slightest idea. ...Fairfarren, Alice.

Partager la citation sur facebook Alice Kingsleigh: I'm sorry, Hamish. I can't marry you. You're not the right man for me. And there's that trouble with your digestion. [walks over to her sister] I love you, Margaret, but this is my life. I'll decide what to do with it. [turns to Lowell, meeting his sour look with a stern glare] You're lucky to have my sister for your wife, Lowell, and be good to her. I'll be watching very closely. [goes up to Aunt Imogene and takes her hands] There is no prince, Aunt Imogene. You need to talk to someone about these delusions. [walks past Lady Ascot, looking sternly at her] I happen to love rabbits, especially white ones. [goes up to her mother] Don't worry, Mother. I'll find something useful to do with my life. [turns to the Chattaway sisters] You two remind me of some funny boys I met in a dream.
Lord Ascot: You've left me out.
Alice Kingsleigh: No, I haven't, sir. You and I have business to discuss.
Lord Ascot: Shall we speak in the study?
[Alice smiles and starts to head to the house, when suddenly she turns back to the crowd]
Alice Kingsleigh: Oh. And one more thing. [lifts the hem of her dress to her knees and does the Futterwacken]