Referee #1
Norm Snively
Judge Cranfield
Andrea Framm
Dialogue
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[courtcase of Snively vs. Framm just started and Timberwolves coach Arthur Chaney just walked into the courtroom, unexpectedly]
Arthur Chaney: Why not let the dog choose, your honor? They say a dog is man's best friend. If that's the case, shouldn't the dog be able to choose who he wants to be friends with?
Judge Cranfield: Who are you, Barnum or Bailey?
Arthur Chaney: Arthur Chaney, your honor.
Judge Cranfield: Mr. Chaney, do your reali...
[stammers in shock] Arthur Chaney? New York Knicks, '56? Huh, I was at that Celtics game where you did the turn-around jumper, at the buzzer.
[light chuckle] I spilled beer all over my wife.
[light laughter in the courtroom]
Bailiff: Your honor?
Judge Cranfield: What? Oh, yes, yes, yes.
[clears his throat Bangs Gavel. Buddy barks] Mr. Chaney.
Arthur Chaney: Well, I've been thinking. This dog is what, three, four years old. That makes him an adult, in our years. I say let Buddy decide.
[court members murmur]
Judge Cranfield: Mr. Chaney, during my 40 years on the bench, I have heard a lot of lamebrain cockamanie proposals. But this one I like.
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Josh Framm:
[a day or two after Principal Pepper fired Coach Barker; knocks on her office door] Mrs. Pepper?
Principal Pepper: Mm-hmm.
Josh Framm: Um, have you found a basketball coach yet?
Principal Pepper: Mm-hmm. Yes, Larry's father volunteered. Just until we find a new P.E. teacher.
Josh Framm:
[starts to leave, but then goes back to her door] Okay.
Principal Pepper: Mm-hmm.
Josh Framm:
[opens her door, the second time] Would it be weird, if I make a suggestion?
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Jackie Framm:
[just after lightly hitting Buddy's cage, and opening it, in the street] Are you okay, sweetie? Are you okay?
Andrea Framm:
[in the car seat] No!!
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Musical Band Teacher (cameo):
[Josh is trying to play a trombone] No, no, no. Don't blow so hard.
[Josh blows his trombone softer] Okay, blow a little harder.
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Judge Cranfield: Next case: Snively vs. Framm. This one of your high-profile divorce cases?
Bailiff: No, sir. Custody.
Judge Cranfield: Oh, custody.
[then sees Buddy, unchained, in his courtroom] Holy Toledo! What is that dog doing in the courtroom?
Bailiff: That's the uh, "child", sir.
Judge Cranfield: That's a pretty ugly kid.
[courtroom attendants laugh at his remark]
Bailiff: It's a dog.
Judge Cranfield: What?
Bailiff: The case is about custody of a dog.
Judge Cranfield: All right, I'll take it, but we have to do this seriously. I will not have my courtroom turned into some kind of circus.
[Norman Snively walks into the courtroom, dressed as a clown, shocking Judge Cranfield] Who the hell are you?
Norman Snively: Mr. Norman F. Snively. I'm the plaintiff.
Judge Cranfield: You look like an idiot!
Norman Snively: Why, thank you, sir.
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Josh Framm:
[starts looking for Buddy after he wakes up Christmas morning] Buddy.
[not seeing him under the bed where he expected] Buddy?
[leaps out of bed alarmed by not finding him] Buddy!
Jackie Framm:
[Josh runs downstairs, finds Buddy, beside Jackie, with a Christmas ribbon on his forehead] Merry Christmas, Josh!
Josh Framm: Buddy!
[hugs Buddy, extra heavily, causing Buddy to whine] Thank you, Mom. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!