200 Cigarettes (1999)

Partager la citation sur facebook Directed by Risa Bramon Garcia. Written by Shana Larsen.

Partager la citation sur facebook I've dated enough narcissistically neurotic men to know that you are all just a pack of roving babies in search of a giant teat from which to suck the lifeblood out of me until I am a hollow shell.

Partager la citation sur facebook You bring me over here, and you tell me I'm the worst lover you ever had. And now you tell me it can't be helped.

Partager la citation sur facebook Did you know that cigarettes are a shield against meaningful interaction with people?

Partager la citation sur facebook Throwing a party it's like... it's like an invitation for abuse. It's like the last desperate act of someone who hasn't had a lasting relationship since Junior High.

Partager la citation sur facebook So, how do you like your eggs done in the morning, scrambled or fertilized?

Partager la citation sur facebook And I'm not gay, okay? I get that all the time. No, I'm not gay.

Partager la citation sur facebook Those clothes and my clothes would look good on my floor.

Partager la citation sur facebook Everybody's having fun out here. They drinking, they fighting, they pissing on the streets. It's New Year's Eve. They loving the ladies.

Partager la citation sur facebook One of the ugliest bitches I've ever seen in my life rolled up, and I'm not one to call women ugly, but I think this woman was, because she had a penis.

Partager la citation sur facebook Jack: Look, what happened between us last night is like this ongoing problem with me. It happens all the time: I meet someone, we go home together, but then the next day it's...
Cindy: What? Next day what?
Jack: Well, they tell me that suddenly they've developed these feelings for me.
Cindy: What are you saying, that every woman you go home with falls in love with you or something?
Jack: Yes! It's like a curse! It never ends!
Cindy: A woman falls in love with you and you think that's a curse?
Jack: You have no idea!
Cindy: No! I don't! Because I think you're lucky! I mean, there are some people who wait their entire lives for somebody to tell them they feel that way about them, and you, you just throw it away like it's nothing, like it's a minor inconvenience! Well let me tell you something, Jack, you are cursed - just not the way you think you are.

Partager la citation sur facebook Lucy: You need to find somebody that likes you the way you are.
Kevin: And who would possibly like me the way I am?
Lucy: I have no idea.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Lucy hands Kevin a bag]
Kevin: What's this?
Lucy: It's your birthday present, fuckhead. Open it.

Partager la citation sur facebook Kevin: Look, I'm just gonna go home and kill myself. You want to share a cab?
Lucy: So I can pass out and wake up alone on New Year's Day?

Partager la citation sur facebook Eric: Look, just tell me one thing. I'm not a vain person. Was the sex any good at all?
Cheryl: No. I'm sorry. It was bad.

Partager la citation sur facebook Lucy: In the five years we've known each other, have you once even ever considered having sex with me? Apart from tonight. You don't think I'm attracted to you.
Kevin: I don't think you're attracted to half the men you sleep with.
Lucy: You think I'm a slut!
Kevin: What? No.
Lucy: Yeah, you think I'm a big slut.
Kevin: I don't think you're a slut. A skanky little ho maybe, but never a slut.
Lucy: The truth is, you're afraid.
Kevin: What? I'm afraid. I'm, yeah, OK, you... I feel so naked right now. I'm totally afraid.
Lucy: It is so obvious.
Kevin: And so ridiculous.
Lucy: Prove it.
Kevin: I don't have to prove anything.
Lucy: I dare you. Kevin, I dare you to fuck me.

Partager la citation sur facebook Hillary: I don't want to look desperate.
Monica: Desperate? You could stand there naked with a mattress strapped to your back and still look like a vestal virgin.
Hillary: Do you think that would work?

Partager la citation sur facebook Disco Cabbie: [Ellie is riding with Disco Cabbie complaining about finding Kevin with Lucy] Uh, I'm sensing a lot of hostility coming from the back seat.
Ellie: Oh, really? That's very astute.
Disco Cabbie: Well, that's not good for me, man. That kind of energy damages the plush interior of my cab, right? And you're blowing a $5.00 high, mama. You need to find yourself a man who's secure enough to appreciate you for the superior woman that you are. I like a strong woman.
Ellie: Oh... yeah. Mm-hmm.
Disco Cabbie: And you are a strong woman. If I was you, I would pull over with me and celebrate our strength together. What do you think about that, baby?
Ellie: This corner's great. This corner's fantastic for me.

Partager la citation sur facebook It's 11:59 on New Year's Eve. Do you know where your date is?