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Comme chiens et chats est un film américain de genre Science-fiction réalisé par John Requa sorti en France le 15 aout 2001 avec Jeff Goldblum

Comme chiens et chats (2001)

Cats & Dogs

Comme chiens et chats
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Butch

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [sees Lou reaching for a big red button] [Lou: Hey, what's this?] Heel! That's the big button! You don't just press the big button!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook How could this have happened?! [Monitor: It was an accident. He slipped through.] You promised me a professional! And what do I get?! A puppy! I mean, he's still got his you-know-whats, for crying out loud! [Monitor: There's no time, Butch. The puppy stays. End of discussion. Out.]


Mr. Tinkles


Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [Pretending to be Mr. Mason] Attention. [Loud interference from the microphone] OW! Attention, human workers. This is your employer, Mr. Mason. Effective immediately, you are all fired. That's right, fired! Go home now. Do not ask why. You have no one to blame but yourselves. Unless you have a dog. Then you can blame him. In fact, you know what? Kick him, wake him. That is all. [closes the blinds as he laughs, and opens them again briefly.] Cats rule! [closes the blinds again] And now for the next phase of my brilliant plan!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Evil does not wear a bonnet!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook The puppy won't survive the night. Send in the ninjas.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [Repeated line, last said when he is living with Sophie and her sisters, being made to try on numerous colorful costumes and outfits before the credits] This can't be happening.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [to the mice] You have nothing to fear but mousetraps! And, well, me.

Russian Kitty

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook I think not, baby puppy. It is you who is in trouble! [spits out hairball]

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [Looking at the door to Mr. Brody's lab] Hmph! Piece of junk American door. [setting explosives on the door to Mr. Brody's lab] I cannot believe I do this job at half price. And that Tinkles he is jerk. He talk too much and shed all over.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [Watching Lou spin through the air after being hit by the Russian's boomerang] Hmm. A flying dog.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [Fighting with Lou] You fight like a poodle.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [last words; being interrogated] I will tell you nothing! [laughs] I may look cute and cuddly, but inside, granite!

The Mastiff

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook My God. Get the best doggone agent you can in there. Go!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Gentlemen, a few moments ago, I received word of the gravest nature. A key agent working the Brody case has been catnapped. Although he is safe, we must replace him as soon as possible. It appears that once again we find ourselves threatened by the great cat menace. We suspect that a rogue feline is involved in a conspiracy to destroy all we dogs have worked so hard to achieve. Therefore, in accordance with action Plan Delta, we have assembled an elite team of agents trained to replace our catnapped comrade. At this moment, replacements are been flown in from London. One will take his place as the Brody's pet and guard their home from cat invasion. I need not remind you that the future of man and dog alike depends on the success of this mission. Failure is not an option. The stakes are high, gentlemen. We have everything to lose. One hundred million dogs have placed their destiny squarely in our paws.

Dialogue

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Lou: I was just thinking - if I'm gonna to be a secret agent, I should have a better name. I was thinking, "Toto Annihilation."
Peek: Nah, he's a pro-wrestler. Sorry, that name's taken.
Lou: All right, then. "Doom Machine" it is.
Butch: Hey! You can call yourself "Squicky the Space-Dog" for all I care. [Sam and Peak snicker] But that don't make your behind a rocket pack. You are not an agent, but you are gonna help us.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Ninja Cat Leader: On my mark! 3! 2! 1!
Ninja Cat Team and Leader: BANZAI!
[The Ninjas drop from the planes and deploy their parachutes after several seconds of freefall]

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Mr. Brody: [on tape] Hi. Uh, doctor, the cure for dog allergies? Success, done!
Doctor: [sneezes] Fantastic. Send it to me tomorrow, and I'll have our guys verify it.
Mr. Brody: I will. I'll send it, [Doctor sneezes] first thing in the morning. God bless you.
Mr. Tinkles: [stops the tape] This is unacceptable! If we do not act immediately, that work will be out of my reach forever! You know what that means?
Calico: [confused] Huh? What? Oh. Who, me?
Mr. Tinkles: [annoyed] Were you not paying attention?
Calico: Not really. Are you mad?
Mr. Tinkles: YES! I AM MAD!
Calico: [ducks from Mr. Tinkles' paw] Whoa!
Mr. Tinkles You little bug of an imbecile!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Mr. Tinkles: As for you, Brody herd, I have a very, very, special...[Reaches into a box on the desk, and pulls out cork gun] gift! [angrily] WHAT?!
Scott: Whoa!
Mr. Tinkles: I thought I told you to buy a real gun!
Calico: Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
Mr. Tinkles: Ohh! What possible use could I have for this?! [Throws the cork gun, firing the cork, breaking things and setting the room on fire] Hey. I'm so clever. [Starts to leave] You know this is? Yeah, this is just plain fun, yeah. [to Calico] I want you to stay here.
Calico: Why?
Mr. Tinkles: Because I hate you. [Closes the door, leaving Calico locked inside]
Calico: [Begins pawing desperately at the door] No! NO! NOOO! HELP! NO! LET ME OUT!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Sam: Sir, request permission to pant heavily, sir!
Butch: Granted.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Lou: Hey, you stupid cat!
Peek: That'll get his attention.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Peek: The book says cut the red wire.
Butch: We're dogs. We're color blind!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Scotty: Loser.
Lou: Cat person.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Butch: Hold on a second, kid.
Lou: No!
Butch: Hold it!
Lou: Hey, they can't do this! You should've fought for me! For my family!
Butch: Why? What good would it do?
Lou: What about "Man's Best Friend"? History 101, remember?
Butch: Okay, well, here's lesson number 2: We protect them. We work for them. We tolerate their stupid "boochy-boochy" baby-talk crap. AND FOR WHAT?! So when they go off to college, they dump you with some old lady who can't throw a ball without so much as BREAKING HER HIP! [He starts walking away]
Lou: Is that what happened to you? [Butch stops] You gonna blame my family for what some boy did to you?
Butch: [looks at Lou, shocked; walks to the fence-door] Look, kid, I'm sorry it played out like this, but it's over. We're shut down. [fence-door closes]

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Ivy: Hey, Butch, I heard what happened. How's Lou?
Butch: I told him not to get attached to the boy.
Ivy: Sure. An agent keeps his mind on the mission and nothing else. That's why my family didn't love me, Butch.
Butch: We all have our sob stories. Now, he has his.